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I just gave a 32 year old woman her first orgasm from oral. didn't believe her at first, but she was legitimately surprised...or one hell of an actress.

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tell me something good

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crest whitening strips feel weird

ya, but they work

I feel bad sending stuff away, but I need money....

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that confused the fuck out of me.... thank you? i will consider taking something over next summer, a beginners course like i was supposed to, the reason i droped was because the course required a pre-requisite, not because it was womenswear, they just threw me into it for some reason.

yo, i don't like you but good luck.

like i said, i don't like you, but good luck.

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i have no compassion in that sense

i mean i wouldn't wish them bad

i just wouldn't wish them good either.

cos i don't focus on people i don't like.

only the ones i do

am i evil?

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i have no compassion in that sense

i mean i wouldn't wish them bad

i just wouldn't wish them good either.

cos i don't focus on people i don't like.

only the ones i do

am i evil?

Yes .

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Yesterday me and my oldest friend filled a large smart bottle up with a pint of E and J and some coke which fits perfectly in a bicycle bottle holder. Then we rode 20 miles through the city to the south shore line to our secret spot. After we met a friend at the beach and had some free drinks and pizza at piece on north and then had some free pizza and drinks at santullo's next door. Continuing on the free drink spree I decided to steal a mini keg of heineken from cvs for our basketball game. With a couple of coke blunts in us we played until the wee hours and I woke up today with a rolled ankle and sprained finger. I'm going to miss summer.

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Missed my chance with the South African chick

we messed around plenty, but she's immature and her attention span is that of a 5 year old.

Not to surprised, but I'm not to bummed either. Especially considering the ratio at New School is 80% women, 20% men, and 2/3rds of the men are gay, so I'm in a benign minority.

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I pulled ahead of an elderly lady at some japanese buffet to grab the last bowl of shark fin soup. She gave me that "but im old" pleading look. I gave her the IDGAF smile.

Buffet Darwinism.

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South Africans are good looking, in my experience...but quite flighty and obnoxiously self-centered! At least u hooked up!

Missed my chance with the South African chick

we messed around plenty, but she's immature and her attention span is that of a 5 year old.

Not to surprised, but I'm not to bummed either. Especially considering the ratio at New School is 80% women, 20% men, and 2/3rds of the men are gay, so I'm in a benign minority.

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true

julz, babbygurl, u always got a way of lookin at the brightside ;)

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DUM is probably the most enjoyable person to talk to on aim, real talk (0)

prove it let's see what u fairies talkin

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lol that nigguh dont like u.

say man make me some clothes

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Missed my chance with the South African chick

we messed around plenty, but she's immature and her attention span is that of a 5 year old.

Not to surprised, but I'm not to bummed either. Especially considering the ratio at New School is 80% women, 20% men, and 2/3rds of the men are gay, so I'm in a benign minority.

my turn. :D:D:D:D:D

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if you do omc you must speak rasta the whole goddamned time.

audio tape required, video works as well

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im really looking forward to my 6 day weekend!

monday is labor day and tues is furlough day. my dad works for the uni so furlough days are kinda bitter sweet.

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Thinking about quitting my job, seriously. Need to fucking move away so bad, fucking hate it down here

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00eqSsbTUFs



This song is fucking awful and it's on rotation at work. It's uncensored though, so I love to see customer's reactions.

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Same with this song, but for some reason I enjoy the 80s jamz.

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