superconfessional

[le_chic_garcon]

I purposely delayed my reaction to go straight while driving through an intersection because I was bored driving and knew that the teenage kids turning right on the other side of the intersection at the redlight would try to cut me off. I purposely delayed myself so that I could hold my horn and honk at them for cutting me off.

[poly800rock]

Plus rep.

Motherfucker was saying shit so I called that old man a snitch. He was shitting on me for poor manners cause I walked up the wrong side of the subway exit stairs... excuse me? You're 1. in NYC and 2. in Chinatown. Nobody gives a shit about laws here.

It's okay I had some xiao long bao right after the incident.

was the guy azyn? if that's the case, than he has no idea what goes on in the homeland.

[mellowbonsai]

this is awesome

bash.org is a great resource for embarassing masturbation/porn stories, take this one, for example:

<Richad34> Oy I had a bad night

<Richad34> I couldn't sleep, and had no idea what to do. My parents are still awake, it was midnight, and I was bored.

<Richad34> So then I remembered that I had a drama presentation the next class and I played a rich guy so I needed a suit.

<Richad34> I take out my suit, and get dressed. You know, the works. I even took out my top hat and my cane.

<Richad34> Now it gets a little weird. I had to go downstairs in order to see how I looked as it's the only place with a full body mirror. My parents sleep on the same floor as me so I didn't want to wake them up.

<Richad34> So I got this idea. I decided to turn on my TV so that my parents thought people were talking outside, and my footsteps would be noises they were making. I thought it would work, I was tired.

<Richad34> I ran downstairs, checked myself out. I looked fine, so I went back into my room

<Richad34> Now by then the running in a suit had made me kind of itchy (down south), so I quickly undo my pants and release what was stuck and to relieve my itch with my hand.

<Richad34> And my mom opens the door to the room and all I do is freeze in surprise

<Richad34> I don't know what she was thinking, but I can tell you the following

<Richad34> It was midnight, I was in a suit and top hat, and I appeared to be jacking off to George from Seinfeld.

<Richad34> And my mom just stood there in disbelief

<Richad34> I can't tell you what ensued, but it involved attempted exorcism and lots of crying

<Richad34> Best night ever

[jeepster]

sid, i've never looked through your website. not to circle jerk or nothing, but its great stuff, pictures, the layout, the whole aesthetic. cool beans man. would rep you just on that alone, but my peen cannon is dry. no homo.

kudos.

[Larry!]

I love bash so much. It's the reason why I've had several late essays this year.

[broneck]

i was getting hammered in a dorm room with a bunch of people, and someone tossed on some kind of fucked up jap porn...yknow, some girl getting an octopus shoved up her ass while a bunch of guys jerked off on her or something.

anyway, we were all smashed and taking shots and yelling shit like "What the fuck do japanese people jerk off to? how did she get an entire squid in her cunt? holy shit, her face is absolutely COVERED in cum. what a fucking whore. i wouldn't fuck this chick with your dick." etc etc

at some point during this whole thing, i bumped my cellphone into a chair or something, it had dialed my MOTHER, and she heard the whole thing.

[sidneylo]

was the guy azyn? if that's the case, than he has no idea what goes on in the homeland.

Nah he was some old white dude who sneered at my manners or some shit. Ain't no chinese guy going to care about anything you do as far as street etiquette.

We locked eyes and he asked me how I was raised. I looked around at the countless azns about and gave him the "is that a rhetorical question you dumbfuck?" look.

[ghostdeini]

ohhhh man. I just figured out how to play Call of Duty 4 multiplayer on cracked servers. I may never step foot outside again

[mellowbonsai]

^ im saving up for STARCRAFT 2

[mellowbonsai]

saving up my steps outside, i mean

[sidneylo]

^ im saving up for STARCRAFT 2

I almost thought that was sarcastic until I realized 'shit there was never a sequel...'

9 years holy shit.

[Guest]

theyre working on it ... but it's like exactly the same as the original .. from what i've seen

[Guest DUM]

i was getting hammered in a dorm room with a bunch of people, and someone tossed on some kind of fucked up jap porn...yknow, some girl getting an octopus shoved up her ass while a bunch of guys jerked off on her or something.

anyway, we were all smashed and taking shots and yelling shit like "What the fuck do japanese people jerk off to? how did she get an entire squid in her cunt? holy shit, her face is absolutely COVERED in cum. what a fucking whore. i wouldn't fuck this chick with your dick." etc etc

at some point during this whole thing, i bumped my cellphone into a chair or something, it had dialed my MOTHER, and she heard the whole thing.

this is great.

[Guest]

theyre working on it ... but it's like exactly the same as the original .. from what i've seen

apparently it's out .... cool

[poly800rock]

Nah he was some old white dude who sneered at my manners or some shit. Ain't no chinese guy going to care about anything you do as far as street etiquette.

We locked eyes and he asked me how I was raised. I looked around at the countless azns about and gave him the "is that a rhetorical question you dumbfuck?" look.

good shit than. people should know chinatown is no rules.

[ayn]

It's okay I had some xiao long bao right after the incident.

Joe's Shanghai?

[Handlethevibe]

<i8b4uUnderground> d-_-b

<BonyNoMore> how u make that inverted b?

<BonyNoMore> wait

<BonyNoMore> never mind

lmao .

[sidneylo]

Joe's Shanghai?

Shame on you Ayn. SHAME ON YOU.

That's some overpriced garbage for da whities, no offense. $4.50 special at Green Bo restaurant across from the ice cream parlor.

[jl3969]

i heart brigitte on TVsquad. cuuuuute and likes tv.

http://www.tvsquad.com/tag/featuredvideo

[le_chic_garcon]

I almost took the side out of a toyota pickup truck today. I was looking at the milf driving in a lexus behind me and trying to look down her shirt when she was bending over.

[junglejane]

It's funny when westside says COP DEM LAVINZ because my second last name is LAVIN

LULZ

[wEstSidE]

It's funny when westside says COP DEM LAVINZ because my second last name is LAVIN

LULZ

ur fbook lie 2 me.

COP DEM LAVINZ

[junglejane]

my 2nd last name ain't up in thur

[Guest DUM]

COP DEM BRADSHAWZ!

[junglejane]

AH SAlD STOP SNICHTIN!!!!!!

[wEstSidE]

i 4got mexican gurl hav 3 last name

[skiniks]

petition for superfuture facebook network needs 2 happn

[superBobo]

^^ I be embaressed of sufu for the facebook bitches, cant join tha network.

[barcelona]

I havnt been to economics class in over 2 weeks. It started off as sleeping in, but now I'm just afraid to go back because of the awkwardness between my teacher and I, plus the fact that I've also missed a lot of work, I'll have to write tests that i know nothing about.

[skiniks]

na bitches will luv u then... u win