superconfessional

[redgrail]

Tips on how to make girl eat doo doo pls???

[dismalfuture]

you gotta make the girl tell you that she loves you and put her in the position of having to prove it, and then you lightly suggest the doo doo eating. If she backs out, you can make a bet on it, like 'if you eat the doo doo, i'll give you ten bucks' and don't give her any time to realize what ten dollars is.

[mr fluffernutter]

at the moment i have to turn my toilet off so i cant pee and i've been holding it in for a while

[dismalfuture]

you are white, you can just pee in the sink and nobody will care

[mr fluffernutter]

I've never heard that one before. Is that a reference to something or are you an IDIOT?

[dismalfuture]

i am referring to your being white, and we all know white people pee in the sink sometimes

[mr fluffernutter]

When were babies..

[dismalfuture]

I am still 100% convinced that the powers that be mandate dormitory living for freshman college students just so that everyone learns that the white man who holds down the civilized world also happens to use the sink as a toilet sometimes. And that's all.

[mr fluffernutter]

Hey now

Bros are a different breed of white man

[evisu 2000]

don't french people piss in the sink

[mr fluffernutter]

It's rather tempting because I really have to go but I don't think I can bring myself to do it IN MY OWN HOME especially

[digital_denim]

How about in the shower?

[ProfMonnitoff]

ive done it before

back in the days of sneaking out at night, all the toilets in the house were within audible range of my parents' bedroom, so i had to swallow my pride, pee in the sink, and then clean it as well as possible.

[mr fluffernutter]

thats a different story for another thread (we have that one somewhere)

[mrip]

wasnt there a thread about peeing in the sink

[redgrail]

I'm not ashamed of peeing in the sink.

It's happened several times when I've been too drunk to hold it in and all the bathrooms are taken. No big. Urine is pretty clean.

[lawless]

sometimes when i'm too drunk to go to the bathroom I'll finish a water bottle i've got laying around my room and pee in it. to my surprise I almost always make in the the bottle

yea i kno i'ma durty mofucka

[Bona Drag]

i'm living a mcd's value menu kind of lifestyle rite now

[sounddumber]

im a dollar menu millionaire

[High Monika]

You're an idiot.

[sistersuzie]

don't french people piss in the sink

How about in the shower?

it's better than on the side of the highway

[sounddumber]

You're an idiot.

youre mad cause i smoked weed with your internet goddess

holla back

[ProfMonnitoff]

^ shits played

[sounddumber]

^ shits played

i agree

but dus are still hatin on me for being me

so whatevs

[geekbonchic]

Right. That's what it is.

[moondog]

In my first mma fight i spit on the guy afterwards when he was on the ground.....something turned on in me i dont like, its like i had a murder boner.

Im just going to do capoeira alone from now on.

[capa]

When girls like me I don't like them. But once they stop liking me I start liking them. It's a vicious cycle and I'm sure there's some psychological rationale behind it.

[ProfMonnitoff]

yeah you want what you cant have

everyone else too

[sounddumber]

blowjob > sex

[branespload]

When girls like me I don't like them. But once they stop liking me I start liking them. It's a vicious cycle and I'm sure there's some psychological rationale behind it.

yup, i like chasing and challenges so girls that like me bore me.

with that said i will be single forever