superconfessional

[m_2]

Sir, you are lettting down Brooklyn.

that's the truf but ill smoke up for brooklyn anyday. I need to make moves on this chick before the inevitable art school lesbian experimentation comes around.

[DüM]

think about superfuture whenever you think about bitching out.

what would darkanimal do?

[branespload]

think about superfuture whenever you think about bitching out.

what would darkanimal do?

Dark: Well, it's been a fun hour and a half cuddling in your bed.

Girl: What? Take me now!

Dark: Nah, I'm off to Barney's.

Girl: :confused:

Girl: ...

[m_2]

That's actually encouragign advice. If I get it in, ill give a shout out to you hocus pocus.

[julzkind]

i just realized that when something is taking long to load, i growl at my laptop.

wtf?

[dismalfuture]

nah, you're just an hour and a half deeper into the friend zone.

[mrip]

i just realized that when something is taking long to load, i growl at my laptop.

wtf?

are you an animal?

do you growl at other things?

do you enjoy nature programs?

[julzkind]

are you an animal?

do you growl at other things?

do you enjoy nature programs?

no

i dont know, i just realized i was doing this @ my laptop

not really, no

what is my diagnosis?

[azn8oi]

those are great frames.

[Gouf]

no

i dont know, i just realized i was doing this @ my laptop

not really, no

what is my diagnosis?

julz baby go on aim (:

[branespload]

What are seemingly "wild/spontaneous/crazy" ideas for dates? This girl I'm chasing thinks dinner + movie approach is lame, but likes stuff like "ice block sledding" at the park at midnight or like "paint balling" aka things that will leave me with literally blue balls. Anyone have ideas for things I can plan but make seem completely spontaneous?

(there went nothing)

[Gouf]

i dont know dude it sounds like your trying to lay a hick.

if you dont chew or drain a 6 pack nightly maybe youre barking up the wrong tree?

EDIT: OR SHES TRYING TO GET YOU T ODO STUFF HER X USED TO DO WITH HER. IN THAT CASE YOUV GOT A LOT OF WORK TO PUT IN G

[branespload]

no she's this little korean girl that unknowingly told me to cop some Puma Usans because she thinks they're cute.

EDIT: yeah, i guess you can say a hick, then. (5)

EDIT2: SHE HAS NO EX SHES A LITTLE GIRL

[m1sterko]

little korean girls eh..?

nigga take her to guppies and feed her f@ta$$

[branespload]

nigga FUCK guppies shes not azn

[mrip]

no

i dont know, i just realized i was doing this @ my laptop

not really, no

what is my diagnosis?

i dont know

i just ask 3 random questions along with what someone posted

[Gouf]

nigga if your having such a hard time figuring out what to do then why dont you tell her to come up with some spontaneous shit to do then since she has all the ideas

[Servo2000]

I'm confused by this Guppies business.

I have no business in fucking Cerritos or whatever so I'll never go, but apparently asian people love it? It just sounds like large portions of halo-halo for a bunch of money.

[Gouf]

what the fuck is guppies?

[m1sterko]

I'm confused by this Guppies business.

I have no business in fucking Cerritos or whatever so I'll never go, but apparently asian people love it? It just sounds like large portions of halo-halo for a bunch of money.

what the fuck is guppies?

cerritos asian teeny bopper hang out with some expensive "pretty" looking foods.

all the girls eat that shit up like pinkberry.

nigga if your having such a hard time figuring out what to do then why dont you tell her to come up with some spontaneous shit to do then since she has all the ideas

+1 on this

[branespload]

nigga if your having such a hard time figuring out what to do then why dont you tell her to come up with some spontaneous shit to do then since she has all the ideas

nigga (since everyone is dropping the n-bomb these days regardless of ethnicity or background) don't you think I already tried that? One time she canceled on me and felt bad about blowing me off (if only she literally did) so she offered to hang out some other time.. I let the ball completely in her court and the best she came up with was walk the dog with her. It was 100 degrees that day, and I don't like dogs nor their shit, so I passed.

EDIT: and I've never been to Guppies either, she's def. not the type to appreciate it. It's what, shaved ice and popcorn chicken right?

[m1sterko]

nigga (since everyone is dropping the n-bomb these days regardless of ethnicity or background) don't you think I already tried that? One time she canceled on me and felt bad about blowing me off (if only she literally did) so she offered to hang out some other time.. I let the ball completely in her court and the best she came up with was walk the dog with her. It was 100 degrees that day, and I don't like dogs nor their shit, so I passed.

take the initiative and make the moves sooon

[branespload]

^ that is completely irrelevant to my request because I already do make the moves, I ask her out to do shiet but the timing is always off. I've already asked her to concert, movie, but apparently she'd get a bigger kick out of weird stuff like paintballing. Is there a superfuture approved elitist alternative? Paint B.A.L.L.I.N.??

[Servo2000]

How about a midnight movie showing of s "quirky" film? They have these things everywhere, yeah? I'm not the only one being subjected to the occasional midnight Rocky Horror Whatever showing invitation?

[branespload]

fuck my life, im going to sleep. I'm gonna be in Hawaii for a week! hohoho peace late night sufu crowd, thanks for the suggestions

[dismalfuture]

who the fuck goes on dates?

[Servo2000]

who the fuck goes on dates?

Legitimate question.

[dismalfuture]

actin like young professionals in Manhattan when you're in high school, get the fuck out. Go ask that bum in front of the Korean liquor store to buy you a case of Milwaukee's Best and make some mistakes.

[Charlie Delta]

^ that is completely irrelevant to my request because I already do make the moves, I ask her out to do shiet but the timing is always off. I've already asked her to concert, movie, but apparently she'd get a bigger kick out of weird stuff like paintballing. Is there a superfuture approved elitist alternative? Paint B.A.L.L.I.N.??

Take her to a porn cinema, or a stripclub or peepshow.

Something along those lines, see if she still tries to complain...

[Servo2000]

Take her to a porn cinema...

Worked out well enough for him.