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nah, you're just an hour and a half deeper into the friend zone.

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i just realized that when something is taking long to load, i growl at my laptop.

wtf?

are you an animal?

do you growl at other things?

do you enjoy nature programs?

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are you an animal?

do you growl at other things?

do you enjoy nature programs?

no

i dont know, i just realized i was doing this @ my laptop

not really, no

what is my diagnosis?

Posted
no

i dont know, i just realized i was doing this @ my laptop

not really, no

what is my diagnosis?

julz baby go on aim (:

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What are seemingly "wild/spontaneous/crazy" ideas for dates? This girl I'm chasing thinks dinner + movie approach is lame, but likes stuff like "ice block sledding" at the park at midnight or like "paint balling" aka things that will leave me with literally blue balls. Anyone have ideas for things I can plan but make seem completely spontaneous?

(there went nothing)

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i dont know dude it sounds like your trying to lay a hick.

if you dont chew or drain a 6 pack nightly maybe youre barking up the wrong tree?

EDIT: OR SHES TRYING TO GET YOU T ODO STUFF HER X USED TO DO WITH HER. IN THAT CASE YOUV GOT A LOT OF WORK TO PUT IN G

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no she's this little korean girl that unknowingly told me to cop some Puma Usans because she thinks they're cute.

EDIT: yeah, i guess you can say a hick, then. (5)

EDIT2: SHE HAS NO EX SHES A LITTLE GIRL

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no

i dont know, i just realized i was doing this @ my laptop

not really, no

what is my diagnosis?

i dont know

i just ask 3 random questions along with what someone posted

Posted

nigga if your having such a hard time figuring out what to do then why dont you tell her to come up with some spontaneous shit to do then since she has all the ideas

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I'm confused by this Guppies business.

I have no business in fucking Cerritos or whatever so I'll never go, but apparently asian people love it? It just sounds like large portions of halo-halo for a bunch of money.

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I'm confused by this Guppies business.

I have no business in fucking Cerritos or whatever so I'll never go, but apparently asian people love it? It just sounds like large portions of halo-halo for a bunch of money.

what the fuck is guppies?

cerritos asian teeny bopper hang out with some expensive "pretty" looking foods.

all the girls eat that shit up like pinkberry.

nigga if your having such a hard time figuring out what to do then why dont you tell her to come up with some spontaneous shit to do then since she has all the ideas

+1 on this

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nigga if your having such a hard time figuring out what to do then why dont you tell her to come up with some spontaneous shit to do then since she has all the ideas

nigga (since everyone is dropping the n-bomb these days regardless of ethnicity or background) don't you think I already tried that? One time she canceled on me and felt bad about blowing me off (if only she literally did) so she offered to hang out some other time.. I let the ball completely in her court and the best she came up with was walk the dog with her. It was 100 degrees that day, and I don't like dogs nor their shit, so I passed.

EDIT: and I've never been to Guppies either, she's def. not the type to appreciate it. It's what, shaved ice and popcorn chicken right?

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nigga (since everyone is dropping the n-bomb these days regardless of ethnicity or background) don't you think I already tried that? One time she canceled on me and felt bad about blowing me off (if only she literally did) so she offered to hang out some other time.. I let the ball completely in her court and the best she came up with was walk the dog with her. It was 100 degrees that day, and I don't like dogs nor their shit, so I passed.

take the initiative and make the moves sooon

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^ that is completely irrelevant to my request because I already do make the moves, I ask her out to do shiet but the timing is always off. I've already asked her to concert, movie, but apparently she'd get a bigger kick out of weird stuff like paintballing. Is there a superfuture approved elitist alternative? Paint B.A.L.L.I.N.??

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How about a midnight movie showing of s "quirky" film? They have these things everywhere, yeah? I'm not the only one being subjected to the occasional midnight Rocky Horror Whatever showing invitation?

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fuck my life, im going to sleep. I'm gonna be in Hawaii for a week! hohoho peace late night sufu crowd, thanks for the suggestions

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actin like young professionals in Manhattan when you're in high school, get the fuck out. Go ask that bum in front of the Korean liquor store to buy you a case of Milwaukee's Best and make some mistakes.

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^ that is completely irrelevant to my request because I already do make the moves, I ask her out to do shiet but the timing is always off. I've already asked her to concert, movie, but apparently she'd get a bigger kick out of weird stuff like paintballing. Is there a superfuture approved elitist alternative? Paint B.A.L.L.I.N.??

Take her to a porn cinema, or a stripclub or peepshow.

Something along those lines, see if she still tries to complain...

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Seriously how bad would that be, I want to take a swing at it cuz I think my prof might think I'm soldiering and he'll bump me some points (if I do good) but my gpa sucks third legs right now.

Measurement on that maiden nowaaaaa

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it's my birthday today, and i'm stuck to my mobile phone for when i receive a new text msg or get a birthday email. i'm going to get a drink with friends, it puts me in a good mood (compared to the last days).

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