superconfessional

[Tyro1]

I cant seem to get a njob since moving back to aus, unemployment is shit.

[fadingblue]

my sleeping schedule is pretty messed up, and i want to fix it so i could at least feeel more productive.

[dismalfuture]

Hit up the MacDiddlies Tyro1, Aussie min wage is better than what 85% of superfuture makes. (1)

[LiberationFrequency]

haha ok normally i wouldnt do the whole girl troubles thing on the internet but this is pretty crazy so thought id share and get advice on how to deal with crazy.

girl is crazy.

weve been on and off together for 2 years now and to be honest shes pretty much everything i want and id really like to stay together much longer.

though recently she found out that shes not the ONLY attractive girl in the world to me. she thought she was and that she was special. to be honest she is hugely special to me and i consider her far more attractive than the majority of girls out there. bare in mind...shes crazy, and is having a huge rant at me about how much of a liar douchebag i am.

anyway the argument ensues and eventually we get onto the topic of masturbation...in the middle of a crowded park.

"SO WHAT ABOUT THE INTERNET HUH? YOU MASTURBATE TO THOSE GIRLS. FIND THEM ATTRACTIVE????"

so much awkwardness arrives and i try to calm her down etc.

but anyway i couldnt exactly work my way around the fact that i masturbate to other females than her without lying. so she tells me its over blah blah blah.

how to solve crazy issue?

(100% true.)

[DüM]

masturbate to her, and make it quick, tell her she's the best?

[kunk75]

my wife used to get pissed about the same thing. and i like really sick shit.

pull the old i could be cheating shit.

now, my wife tells me to beat off when i'm looking for it for the 6th consecutive day.

her vagina is glad that i utilize porn every now and then.

[Egpt]

masturbate to her, and make it quick, tell her she's the best?

your age cannot contain the knowledge you carry. + repped if i can

[LiberationFrequency]

Er. If she says she's never found another guy attractive and has never masturbated then she is a liar. Crazy bitch will realize she's overreacting and get over it. Or she won't, and if so fuck her.

oh apparently they "all look the same" and are therefore unattractive.

im kinda betting on the overreacting thing.

though she said "now i see you in a whole different light, youre not the same. i always thought i was special"

yeah she'll get over it.

she is smokin' hot.

[LiberationFrequency]

may have to try DUM's suggestion just to seal the deal.

[freecat]

she seems very lunatic and gullible. imo you could use some bitchassness skillz and cry like a girl if she's sensitive to that. or on the contrary show your manliness skillz and act like a real men by trying to make her feel kinda jealous, but in the way she wants to stay with you... hun...

then if you're both cool again, profit from her like you want, but on the next crysis maybe you could accept her request because she seems kinda crazy.

[wesc]

dude. explain to her its just natural to take it back to the primal urge of just plain wanting to spread that seed.... and that if you'd ever stop looking at women then you know theres something wrong. cuz shizzz its only natural males want to bang bang the females, since the beginin' hasn't she watched discovery channel ?

[Wesley Pipes]

Oh k so I was chillin at werk and my co-workers comes up to me and points to the only other black muthafuka there. The dude he pointed at was decked at in some Ed Hardy bullshit, I mean dude had on the shirt and jeans with some vans. My co-worker then proceeds to tell me that that the guy always comes fitted and that he bet his outfit cost a shitload of money. My reaction was like mutha*$%!& is u seerious. My question is why do people think Ed Hardy is the pinnacle of fashion? All of his clothing consists of putting tigers on shit.

[geekbonchic]

Incorrect; they also include retarded bulldogs.

[Wesley Pipes]

Oh, my bad how could I forget?

[kiya]

If i hear about one more fucking streetwear kid tapering his jeans i'm gonna shoot myself.

[fadingblue]

I just saw kunk's avatar and i thought it was a picture of him. (0)

[geekbonchic]

I just saw a Mr. Clean product and thought it was a picture of kunk. (9)

[mrpenguin354]

My friends got back from a short Miami vacation talking about how hot Ed Hardy's stuff was. It took a lot for me not to say anything. $100+ for some shitty ass boardwalk t-shirt that I could get with MY name on it for $20? I'll pass.

[m_2]

i was at this chicks house. we laid on her bed right fuckign next to each other for what felt like an hour or more... my bitch ass made no moves. i need to man the fuck up

[kiya]

i was at this chicks house. we laid on her bed right fuckign next to each other for what felt like an hour or more... my bitch ass made no moves. i need to man the fuck up

You need to start drinking, i'd bet good money that if you two had a few drinks you'd gotten your dick wet.

[Tyro1]

If i hear about one more fucking streetwear kid tapering his jeans i'm gonna shoot myself.

YO KIYA!

I needz ta git ma BBC joints tapered YO? can you chain stitch the inside, becasue I want to keep da selvaj. PEACE.

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[kiya]

YO KIYA!

I needz ta git ma BBC joints tapered YO? can you chain stitch the inside, becasue I want to keep da selvaj. PEACE.

It'd be one thing if it was BBC.. it's not.

These guys are buying Flat Head 3001's, Skull 5010's, Nudies of all kinds, Samurais, Full Counts, etc.. Then asking if we could taper them, or call in to ask how much we charge to taper jeans.

Buy a tapered jean for god's sake, there's lots of them out there. Why spend $250 on pants if you don't even want that fit?

[gfunkdocta]

so kiya, do u edumacate these fools on basic jean principles?

[m_2]

You need to start drinking, i'd bet good money that if you two had a few drinks you'd gotten your dick wet.

Ha. Yea I don't drink dude. Fuck though I should be able to make moves sober. I'm on some gay shit right now.

[geekbonchic]

so kiya, do u edumacate these fools on basic jean principles?

[m_2]

Sir, you are lettting down Brooklyn.

that's the truf but ill smoke up for brooklyn anyday. I need to make moves on this chick before the inevitable art school lesbian experimentation comes around.

[DüM]

think about superfuture whenever you think about bitching out.

what would darkanimal do?

[branespload]

think about superfuture whenever you think about bitching out.

what would darkanimal do?

Dark: Well, it's been a fun hour and a half cuddling in your bed.

Girl: What? Take me now!

Dark: Nah, I'm off to Barney's.

Girl: :confused:

Girl: ...

[m_2]

That's actually encouragign advice. If I get it in, ill give a shout out to you hocus pocus.

[julzkind]

i just realized that when something is taking long to load, i growl at my laptop.

wtf?