superconfessional

[djrajio]

I just ran into my ex-ex-gf in the trading floor of my bank.

I haven't seen her in a half a year and I thought she used to work for Merrill Lynch.

She's a sales-trader in Equities now.

What. The. Fuck.

My life is a fucking drama.

I hate this bitch so much.

[gas prices kill]

I am totally skeezing on this one bitch at uni. We've been talking and I think things are cool, but I have this scared notion in the back of my mind that she may want to "friend zone" me. What are some better ways for testing the waters to see if she's vibing instead of just saying "Ay do you dig me or what?" or "I'm totally digging you"?

I've also been running 2 miles a day for the past 2 weeks. Things are all right.

[m1sterko]

lay the pipe down

[Boredom]

+rape for anyone that says

i'll pro bono you,

no homo

in a situation that actually makes sense, Nip/Tuck thread??????

[Louis]

i got pussy from a craigslist ad, shes 26 and im 19, then later found out shes this guy's sister that i know.

[m1sterko]

i got pussy from a craigslist ad, shes 26 and im 19, then later found out shes this guy's sister that i know.

ew... you look at the personals section for some loove?

[ProfMonnitoff]

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[chris]

i realized last night that i dont really like 70% of the stuff in my closet right now. well i do, concept wise. and yea it looks ok on me cause im tall and shit but ive been putting outfits together in my head lately and i cant figure out what to wear anymore. too goth. too gay. too sheer. i wanna sell my clothes. keep only my favorites and wear them to shit. this guy i was with this weekend had holes everywhere.. on his pants and his sleeve cuffs. it was the sexiest thing i've ever seeeeen. then i thought about it more and my clothes dont have any holes in them. they just hang on hangers. so im gonna sell everything thats just been hanging for longer than a month. im typing this now so ill remember to do it. and not to change my mind tomorrow morning......

[Servo2000]

so im gonna sell everything thats just been hanging for longer than a month.

This is good advice in general, personal-style-revolution or not. I imagine a year from now you'll probably have a similar "I don't wear any of this" moment unless you keep up said closet preening.

[chris]

[chris'] personal-style-revolution.

this will be the title of my supermarket thread.

dont get me wrong though im not gonna start wearing neons or like crazy manly shit

[Servo2000]

crazy manly shit

That would actually probably be kind of awesome.

[fadingblue]

i wanna see chris draped up in full 80s japanese avant cluthinz, that would look pretty cool.

[fadingblue]

Im debating whether i should go anorexic again.

[Servo2000]

Apparently I've lost 20 pounds in the past year by not changing my diet or eating habits at all (I did not realize this until my doctor informed me). Unfortunately, it seems that I can't stop so I may have metabolic issues or a blood disease or something? I don't know what the deal is but unless I can gain like 5 pounds soon I have to go in for tests.

[Egpt]

Imagine chris dressed like edmond or Bill.

[ROYALEFATALE]

just curious what constitutes being GIRL CRAZY

i've been told i am, by more than one person...:confused:

[Egpt]

just curious what constitutes being GIRL CRAZY

i've been told i am, by more than one person...:confused:

putting pussy on a pedestal?

[ROYALEFATALE]

putting pussy on a pedestal?

ahaha i hope not, i think i just fucking love gorgeous wimmenz, like...i can't get enough

[wesc]

Apparently I've lost 20 pounds in the past year by not changing my diet or eating habits at all (I did not realize this until my doctor informed me). Unfortunately, it seems that I can't stop so I may have metabolic issues or a blood disease or something? I don't know what the deal is but unless I can gain like 5 pounds soon I have to go in for tests.

imagine the worst. TAPE WORM ? :(or some other parasitic animal.

[masuerte]

so far in the history of diet pills, the tape worm pill (back in the stupid days or quacks and snake oils) is the only one to have actually let you eat anything you want and still allow you to lose weight.

[please underestimate]

so far in the history of diet pills, the tape worm pill (back in the stupid days or quacks and snake oils) is the only one to have actually let you eat anything you want and still allow you to lose weight.

have to get me one of those.

[freecat]

if chris became a bodybuilder...i dont know where i'm going with this.

chris x kunk. hell of a collab.

[knucks]

chris x kunk. hell of a collab.

kunk isnt huge

[kunk75]

yeah, only sufu huge. but i'll agree.

6'2 230-235 is not huge by gym/normal life standards.

tmi, but arms are 18, chest is 48. again, bigger than average but not enormous or abnything.

couldn't juice forever.

[cinderella]

I go to extreme lengths not to go to the bathroom at work.

the women's is fucking GLACIAL, you can practically see your breath in there.

Also, theres some new bitch who is always peeing in my stall and it smells like vag if I go in after she has left

[geekbonchic]

For the first few days at work, I didn't realize that we had separate rooms for men and women (the mens room was usually unlit). But I put the seat down after, so I doubt anyone noticed.

[kunk75]

is she fat? my wife wife claims there is a fat-woman vag smell in public restrooms that is unmistakable. she generally will hold it too.

[cinderella]

naw, she's just this normal, middle aged woman.

I feel bad because maybe she has some sort of disorder but it GROSSES ME OUT and whenever I se her walk out as Im about to walk in I wish I could take her aside and offer her some monestat or something

true public bathrooms often reek of vag as well. I dont even bother with those

[DrMoBueno]

I go to extreme lengths not to go to the bathroom at work.

the women's is fucking GLACIAL, you can practically see your breath in there.

Also, theres some new bitch who is always peeing in my stall and it smells like vag if I go in after she has left

hahahah (10)

[jpgm]

I go to extreme lengths not to go to the bathroom at work.

the women's is fucking GLACIAL, you can practically see your breath in there.

Also, theres some new bitch who is always peeing in my stall and it smells like vag if I go in after she has left

is she fat? my wife wife claims there is a fat-woman vag smell in public restrooms that is unmistakable. she generally will hold it too.

naw, she's just this normal, middle aged woman.

I feel bad because maybe she has some sort of disorder but it GROSSES ME OUT and whenever I se her walk out as Im about to walk in I wish I could take her aside and offer her some monestat or something

true public bathrooms often reek of vag as well. I dont even bother with those

this is going straight to 'favourite superfuture quotes'.