superconfessional

[mr fluffernutter]

I stopped drinking.

Epic... :eek:

where's my tea, bitch

[julzkind]

One of my friends just broke the news he's dating an older woman from another state that he met on the internet. He's 25 and I'm not sure how much older she is but she has 2 kids... I need to get him out of this shit pronto. This kid has no experience. He's had like 3 internet relationships during college and was ready move crosscountry for chicks he's never kissed or met. I don't think he has ever real-life dated a girl and I've even found a mail order dating how-to guide stashed in his car. This current situation smacks of desperationthat can only end in total shitstorm.

i know what you mean. my friend is in a similar situation. its funny and sad at the same time.

[geekbonchic]

i know what you mean. my friend is in a similar situation. its funny and sad at the same time.

Mostly funny.

[seraphim]

Epic... :eek:

where's my tea, bitch

shit, I forgot about that. resend me your postal and I'll send it soon.

[masuerte]

^ going edge?

[seraphim]

^ going edge?

i'd rather hack off my own face. just staying clean/sober until my second year exams are out of the way

[stuntastic]

Tonite should be full of alcohol and all that fun stuff...

Continuation...

- Close call getting in a fight with a stupid ass mother fucker...40 mins.

- Close call getting in a fight with a stupid door guy... 15 mins...

- Close call getting in a fight with a stupid American A&F jockstrap tryin to get into our business for no reason... - 10 mins...

- Close call getting in a brawl with 8 security officers... Nearly an hour...

How long it took to get a stupid glass of water... WAY too long and 3 girls phone numbers...

[Safron]

10 characters

[keagan]

your mom.

heh

WHAT?

[bonejelly]

been thinking about dbss fakes. convince me otherwise quick.

[geekbonchic]

*Points to theblinding*

[DüM]

I am ripping 'Party All The Time' from vinyl because I just found a USB cable for my parents' turntable.

also, the new trailer for "50 Cent: Blood on the Sand" is AMAZING.

[kiya]

I just put a 3 foot long pole through a dead lamb and as it went half way through i swore i saw the fucker twitch.

I no longer feel in the mood to cook this thing for 8 hours on a spit, in the middle nowhere, in the countryside in Yuba City.

[tg76]

^revenge of the lambs?

[jeepster]

^revenge of the lambs?

FUCK YEAH.

god black sheep was great

everything about it was a Bad Taste or Meet the Feebles throwback.

awesome.

[kiya]

^revenge of the lambs?

More like Revenge of my Wife's Family's Greek Ouzo and Lamb Fest tomorrow.

[tg76]

i feel like such a n00b.. my skulls died today (fatal butt tear) i really dont know where to start looking for whatever is next,, im going to poke the tear and make it worser :le sigh:

[DüM]

How fatal? BiG fixed my Skull's butt tear. For free too.

[tg76]

i could fix it,, but only good for round the farm now

[DüM]

I would make a comment about you wearing them in a waywt, signature tg pose, no underwear (or thong maybe), but I'll leave that to Cotton Duck.

[andewhall]

I just watched three Gerard Depardieu films in a row. He is so damn c o o l. But the thing is when I go to tell people about the films when talking shit at the pub, I can never remember the french names. This one where he plays a reaaaaly bad ass cop.....ok Im off to IMDB.

[napoleon]

whats tg pose?? should i make a thread about it?

youre doing better than me,, i go "yi know a movie with you know :waves hand: that french dude init.."

At last... I'm not the only one. I have a really good point to contribute, so I start talking but then I can't remember the name of the flick, but then I can't remember the actor either so I do exactly the same... and the idiots around me can't tell what movie I'm talking about from my hand waving... and then my point dies. It's so sad, people don't even try to help me out anymore.

..oh and YES PLEASE to the first bit.

[freecat]

He was a cop in "36 quai des orfèvres", but that's a recent movie.

[Lexy]

Had a dream the other night that my collection of being-broken-in raw denims was being washed in front of my eyes, and I was powerless to stop it. Premonition? Will watch gf carefully. :/

[selbsttatig]

I just tried to eat a banana whilst shitting. I couldn't do it.

[Yardsale]

the girl I hooked up with last night broke my bed. oh god.

[sidneylo]

You fucked a fatty.

[bouwnt]

it's no stack of bricks yardie but looks like she had good form on that karate chop.

you got yourself a keeper.

[samsikle]

WOW. that's a killer break. she must be embarassed haha

[larssss]

why can't i rep?

best. post. ever.