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since this is really just the bitchassness thread:

my school has horrible parking, so I spent 15 minutes circling the two parking lots. You basically have to follow someone who looks like they're going to their car. So I spot this cute chick and make eye contact right as Lil Wayne is saying "LICK PUSSY, LICK PUSSY, LICK PUSSY!" and so I smile awkwardly and she waves at me. And then I see a parking spot and by the time I'm parked she's gone. I was already late for class anyway though. :(

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since this is really just the bitchassness thread:

my school has horrible parking, so I spent 15 minutes circling the two parking lots. You basically have to follow someone who looks like they're going to their car. So I spot this cute chick and make eye contact right as Lil Wayne is saying "LICK PUSSY, LICK PUSSY, LICK PUSSY!" and so I smile awkwardly and she waves at me. And then I see a parking spot and by the time I'm parked she's gone. I was already late for class anyway though. :(

Shoulda been playing "Bottom of the Pusshole" by Cam'ron

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Is his name Kernell? Pics of him are on the news wire services, apparently he's the son of a TN State Rep. Doesn't look good for him...

his # isn't working, he doesn't have fb anymore, and I think he's gone back home/left the university.

This boi is lookin at serious charges.

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Leaving the house at 7:15am, coming home at 8, then having to go to bed earlyish because i have to get up at 7 again is killing me. I feel like an old man being exhausted every day at 8pm.

Also, fuck girls with boyfriends who constantly are giving you hints they're in love with you. I could do better looks wise but she's really cool so it doens't matter much.

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My friend left her phone somewhere. I got it and was on my way to return it to her, but i dropped it and now the screen is all white. It was a pretty old crap phone, but i feel so bad. Do i replace with crap new phone or good new phone?

tell her it was broken when you found it

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I say, rollin' around,

sittin' on dubs

cat like eye, was high on shrubs,

Coolin' in my Escalade,

Man I'm paid, I got it made,

Take me to your special place,

Close your eyes show me your face,

I'm gonna piss on it.

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FUCK THIS SHIT.

I've been in this community college for too fucking long. I need to get myself the fuck out of this place. Fuck smoking. I've quit and have been clean for a week. I'm not touching another cigarette again. Fuck whiny ass dramatic bitches trying to hold me down. I don't care about your fucking bullshit.

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