superconfessional

[Blicero]

My work crush just walked into my office not 45 seconds after I ripped a ghastly one.

I jumped up and told her to follow me to the copy room to grab something.

I wish I had the confidence to just own a moment like that.

[selbsttatig]

It's polite to wear socks when company is over.

Company be damned. Though some sort of genitalia adornment is always nice.

[geekbonchic]

I was wearing my red Colordrives yesterday while walking home yesterday and as I walked past this random woman, she turned around, whistled, and said, "Nice pants."

[junglejane]

when I'm alone in the house I wear big, comfy PJ's but I put on my hooker heels too. I feel I don't wear them enough, and I don't like wearing them every day to uni. PAJAMA HO'S REPREZENT

[landho]

when I'm alone in the house I wear big, comfy PJ's but I put on my hooker heels too. I feel I don't wear them enough, and I don't like wearing them every day to uni. PAJAMA HO'S REPREZENT

Wait, you don't like wearing your pajamas to university, or you don't like wearing your hooker heels to university? Both positions are alien to me.

[Gilead]

I flustered a girl by smiling at her yesterday, made me feel like king shit for the rest of the day.

[DüM]

yes, that is great. but I have also had a few smiles returned as crazy ass stares.

I get flustered. (5)

[andewhall]

when I'm alone in the house I wear big, comfy PJ's but I put on my hooker heels too. I feel I don't wear them enough, and I don't like wearing them every day to uni. PAJAMA HO'S REPREZENT

Cookie Monster jim jams? Just trying to get a mental.

[Boredom]

Today we had a 4 hour school day. The first two I spent watching the first 3 episodes of Pokemon and played cards, the last two were spent watching Arrested Development. I love workshop Fridays.

[Yardsale]

do you own their shares?

i'm in for 130 shares of V at 70

I suppose I'm in it longterm unless it shoots up over 85 in the short-term. It still has me on edge though.

Gonna go drink lol

[newaesthetic]

Not a confession, but this seemed the most appropriate place:

Had fired off an email to a professor with a link to a zip file on a friend's webspace last week. It contained almost the entire semester's worth of work for the class. Had double and triple -checked that the link would work, and promptly didn't think about it until tonight. Checked, and it seemed the server had crapped out inbetween me sending and him receiving, meaning he got a 404 and thus I missed the hand-in deadline. Shit. Shit. Shit.

[tg76]

i just burnt the last piece of toast in the world

[Gilead]

i just burnt the last piece of toast in the world

But I was going to have a sandwich tonight ;__;

[tg76]

sorry lorry

[larssss]

why do hockey players have to be such douche-bags?

how pathetic is your life that your standing outside 7-11 at 2am looking for a fight?

My buddy didn't do shit, you were just mad you were the smallest guy in the group.

Listen to your buddy, he's smart, he got in the way with me when things started to get busy.

I don't care how tough you are, my bike lock in your face means your going down.

Fucking losers.

[tg76]

i dunno about douche bags.. but this morning i was thinking about when we used to play [field]hockey at high school and the p.e teacher would send us out with bare feet and no shin guards,, what a psycho.

[doctorworm]

i used to play hockey

i quit because everyone on the team was a douche bag except the goalie

meh

i wanna go play hockey now.

i haven't gone ice skating in years actually, it could be disastrous/embarassing

[ktothe]

why do hockey players have to be such douche-bags?

how pathetic is your life that your standing outside 7-11 at 2am looking for a fight?

My buddy didn't do shit, you were just mad you were the smallest guy in the group.

Listen to your buddy, he's smart, he got in the way with me when things started to get busy.

I don't care how tough you are, my bike lock in your face means your going down.

Fucking losers.

This post is really confusing. You start of mentioning hockey players and continue on about something that has nothing do with hockey. Please re-write this post and connect the dots. There is some crucial character development missing.

PS. Unless they ganged up on you in the flying V or something you're a dick for hitting someone with your bike lock.

[Charlie Delta]

i just burnt the last piece of toast in the world

In your end of the world perhaps, plenty here last time I checked.

have to admit that was quite a while ago though...

[azn8oi]

i left my cell at my apartment at school. this is going to make meetups this weekend a tiny bit more complicated than it should be.

confession is that there is a slumber party that no one is invited to. hihi.

what the fuck is kerni going to eat at fuckin roscoe's? COLLARD GREENS?

[seraphim]

I stopped drinking.

[sushijerk]

One of my friends just broke the news he's dating an older woman from another state that he met on the internet. He's 25 and I'm not sure how much older she is but she has 2 kids... I need to get him out of this shit pronto. This kid has no experience. He's had like 3 internet relationships during college and was ready move crosscountry for chicks he's never kissed or met. I don't think he has ever real-life dated a girl and I've even found a mail order dating how-to guide stashed in his car. This current situation smacks of desperation that can only end in total shitstorm.

[Charlie Delta]

I stopped drinking.

Hooooly shit!

[stuntastic]

Tonite should be full of alcohol and all that fun stuff...

[seraphim]

Hooooly shit!

don't fret, cotton, it'll only last until my exams are over. it never lasts.

[ExileOnMainSt]

i threw up outside of Comerica park last night.

it was one of those necessity pukes, and i kept my composure before/afterwards

plus i ate a nacho when i got inside and somehow ended up behind home plate for like top of the 8th

but im fuckin hurtin today

[home]

ive just wasted the last hour of my life watching bugs fight one another.

http://www.japanesebugfights.com/

shit is intense ha.

[selbsttatig]

Is round the 30th the first or last round?

[larssss]

This post is really confusing. You start of mentioning hockey players and continue on about something that has nothing do with hockey. Please re-write this post and connect the dots. There is some crucial character development missing.

PS. Unless they ganged up on you in the flying V or something you're a dick for hitting someone with your bike lock.

that was a drunken post obviously

um, how to sum this up, 3 douchebag guys, who happened to be hockey players were ganging up on my friend. i got in the way with the one guy from their group who didn't seem to want to fight and we managed to talk things down.

I had my bike lock in my hand the whole time incase things came to that. If I'm going to get outnumbered and beat up I'm taking any advantage I can get.

And they did use the flying

[selbsttatig]

Is round the 30th the first or last round?

Nevermind. I figured it out.

I now intend to watch all 30 rounds.