superconfessional

[IM SOLE CRAZY]

Sidney, my gf has been staring at your icon for the past hour now, watching the evolution of your hair.

It makes me jealous.

-crazy

[sidneylo]

If she's pretty tell her she can holler at me when you're not around. Sidney's available now.

</3rd person>

[Serge]

I believe the proper nomenclature for a MMF threesome is a "tag team".

It's very cool actually and funny, you get to high five your buddy while your doin' it and possibly do fun and embarassing things to the girl. ex: play rock paper scissors on her back or maybe pretend that your the former WWF tag team champs, The Rockers (Marty Jannety and Shawn Michaels)

Really? I dont really wanna look at another guy while I'm doing a chick. Is that next-level?

[ExileOnMainSt]

its not really a sexual thing, its more of having lolz with your buddies at the expense of some broad's self esteem.

ive only done it once but it was too funny, we ordered a pizza to the car

[geekbonchic]

I can't tell whether that is terrible or awesome.

[julzkind]

i think my friend and her husband have invited me over to have a threesome. :-/ i'm drunk.

[midnight]

Breakups suck. Was she hot? Pics?

[landho]

Don't let her fuck you in the ass.

I found out that my ex boned the guy immediately after me in the ass with a strap-on. Did I dodge a bullet?

[midnight]

I found out that my ex boned the guy immediately after me in the ass with a strap-on. Did I dodge a bullet?

Wait...you meant

I found out that my ex boned the guy immediately after me in the ass with a strap-on (10). Did I dodge a bullet?

right?

[landho]

No; she put on a strap-on and fucked him in the ass (0).

[skistar]

</3rd person>

+rep

confession: I haven't done shit at work for 3 weeks and I just got a $4000 bump in my salary.

[dismalfuture]

Oh, that's lovely skistar. I take it you don't live in the United States of Reality, where we are hemorrhaging money from our portfolios and are canceling summer vacation plans?

[Egpt]

fuck i'm so drunk.

tomorrow morning i will be so sorry about what i did tonight.

but it was so damn awesome.

[IM SOLE CRAZY]

CANT FALL asleep

its 6 30 in new yawk and im up

brawl online anyone?

[samsikle]

i would!! but i don't have brawl sucksssssss

[RFKorp]

No; she put on a strap-on and fucked him in the ass (0).

Then clearly you dodged no bullet, you simply missed out on a great chance to broaden your sexual horizons.

[DüM]

…and your asshole.

[Thorns]

A girl who I may or may not be dating is coming into town this weekend. Unfortunately, I've been on a string of great 'game' lately and as odd as this sounds I'm a little disappointed that I have it guaranteed.

I'm conflicted.

[FunkyFrenchy]

I'm conflicted.

Don't be... now you can focus all you energy on breaking that ass...

[sidneylo]

Don't be... now you can focus all you energy on breaking that ass...

In a limousine...

[skistar]

well shit... sorry Sidneylo, I lied. Your flatheads have already stolen all my rep.

and I am from the States, miracle... huh?

I actually had a write corporate a letter practically threatening to quit before I actually got the raise though, so I guess my gamble paid off

[Caps Lock]

I really thought college would be like a girls gone wild commercial non stop. Clearly I was duped out of my college experience.

[2000dB]

I stole all of mass' screw shit (多謝) and as good as it feels, I can hear my hdd screaming from the pain of being rapped like this.

[azn8oi]

i didnt notice that today was 4/20 until just right now.

[jordanelias]

I scraped a B+ in a course of mine. I had the chance to get an A-, but instead of spending a few days on a term paper by doing proper planning and research, I instead did a last-minute all-nighter with no planning or research. I'm pretty disappointed in myself because it was in my control.

[azn8oi]

you just dropped your cumulative GPA by .05 didnt you?

[geekbonchic]

Although I haven't been able to smoke all day, doing fittings on male models is some compensation.

[2000dB]

what were you fitting in?

[Egpt]

what were you fitting in?

trojans, and i am not talking about the virus

[geekbonchic]

Our store's sponsoring a charity runway show, so I've had two very attractive gentlemen strip down and change for me. Control issues, much?