1st World Problems

[ken shinoda]

Crat, on 05 Aug 2014 - 05:15 AM, said:

Crat, on 05 Aug 2014 - 05:15 AM, said:

Sounds like a cool gathering. Those folks hangin round DJrajio's dating thread should definitely go if they are around that area, might get to know some girls there, fast and furious style

Edited August 7, 2014 by ken shinoda

[jayrock]

Being surrounded by mother fuckers having full blown phone conversations on the public transit

I mean, I have headphones, but still it's 7 in the goddamn morning

[tac0tron]

Jury duty

Forgetting you had jury duty

[alexthephallus]

i hate waiting for movies/music/whatever to download even though i have decent internet (50mbps) ... 100 would be nice though 

[nada]

w2c job?

[DaBestSpoona]

My luxury suite at the Cosmopolitan doesn't have centrally managed lighting controls, so I have to get up and turn off each individual lighting fixture on and off manually.

[itsbenhere]

these are funnier when you at least try to make it sound like its a real problem and not just 1st world

[EG562]

Or a non-humblebrag

[freecat]

The world is back to being as rich or richer than when this thread was opened, people have more money and more time to complain about it, this needs a revival.

I don't really have a good one, but I had to call a Ferrari gearbox specialist garage abroad for a friend who doesn't speak the language and he won't let me drive it in return. Asshole.

Edited May 27, 2015 by freecat

[jayrock]

I'm overpaying on the health insurance I never use

[Fycus]

the cold brew coffee keg at my office is empty 

[freecat]

I'm really unsure about which carbon fiber wheelset and which bike shall I use for my Sunday race

Edited May 28, 2015 by freecat

[Igneousity]

I wore a Visvim Four Corners shirt out for the first time since buying it and my wife immediately opened a bottle of hard cider onto it.

[Fuuma]

Got my friend a cute rendition of the three little pigs with famous architects and their projects and realized I looked too quickly and the pig with big black glasses and a bow tie is Philip Johnson not Le Corbusier, now the gift doesn't make as much sense.

[Appleseed]

Isn't the Johnson-pig in a glass house? Why would that be Corb?

[Fuuma]

Isn't the Johnson-pig in a glass house? Why would that be Corb?

If you just flip a few pages and look at the cover you see a bald pig wearing a suit, black glasses + bowtie. That could have been Le Corbusier considering the book was sold at the shop following the Le Corbusier exhibit at Centre Pompidou.

[andrewisdope]

getting high with contacts on

[PRC.]

nvm

Edited June 4, 2015 by PRC.

[Kasper]

both my credit and debit card have contactless so if I just tap my card holder to the payment machine, it doesn't work so I have to take out my credit card out every time. life is HARD

[Charts]

Couldn't get my Apple Pay to work.

[fads]

When the nfc is too good in the building and apple pay pops up in the library lobby

[Hsin8]

getting high with contacts on

Taking out and cleaning your hard contacts while high.

[a2nadam]

the fact that we as a people can't agree to just not a give a fuck about washing your hands after you have a piss

[jayrock]

At least run the water over them you savage

[only_time]

the fact that we as a people can't agree to just not a give a fuck about washing your hands after you have a piss

 

noone wants your dick hands its pretty obvious

[Denton]

fucking itunes fucking apple music why does this shit get so unusable every time i update fuck you tim cook steve never did me like this

[Charts]

"I'm full"

[Thatboyo]

hoping Greece will make the euro drop so i can cop some jawnz

[Njalle]

hoping Greece will default entirely (and exit the Euro) so my mortgage becomes cheaper

[Lukenstein]

Electric toothbrush runs out of battery, have to go manual for last bit.