Djrajio Dating Thread/Advice Column

[DaBestSpoona]

Went out with a white girl. Played charai. She came over.  She said I was taking things way too quickly. I was very majime and escorted her back to her car. Will see her again. The only issue is that she is one of those girls who exclusively dates asian guys (i had heard about this species but never met one b4). I just thought I'd report, senpai.

 

You fucked up, you gave up and switched to majime too quick.  She probably said that to not sound too slutty. Shoulda waited a bit and tried again, if you get shot down again switch to majime.  

[wEstSidE]

just wanna get paid but not werk no more lobby.

so feddy gov then?

[herpsky]

You fucked up, you gave up and switched to majime too quick.  She probably said that to not sound too slutty. Shoulda waited a bit and tried again, if you get shot down again switch to majime.  

probably. went out with her again today. we went over to her friend's place to socialize and etc. it was fun. keepin it majime. i'm ready for majime monday

[djrajio]

Good luck. Is she hot?

[herpsky]

Decent lookin. 5'2". Cs. 

[DaBestSpoona]

so feddy gov then?

hells no, I wanna get paid, startup son.  

[shoreman]

I'm torn between two realizations:

 

1. This thread is proof my life is shit.

 

2. I now have legitimate role models with lifestylez to aspire to. 

 

 

1. will remain my reality while 2. will make for pleasant daydreams. 

[SSchadenfreude]

Decent lookin. 5'2". Cs. 

spinner

[deafmetal]

i barely started talking to this girl who is a dj/club owner. pretty banging. not looking to start a family with obviously; smash only is the goal. im a fairly confident guy but i know this is going to be a challenge.

 

she invited me to go to her warehouse party she's throwing later next week and i am unsure of what approach to take until then. do i play majime or charai card? she is obviously outgoing type but don't know if i should match that level or if the 'opposites attract' philosophy is more effective since she is constantly with the party crowd. i dont have any roofies to slip into her drink either.

[Fycus]

does she smoke cigs? if so just put it in her butt. these kinda girls usually like it dirty. 

[deafmetal]

no but she is bisexual.

 

i dont see your cigs to butt sex correlation. nor does it answer the question.

Edited August 21, 2013 by deafmetal

[hellogoodbye]

fycus smokes cigs and likes it in the butt.

[deafmetal]

fycus to be clear i have nothing against going in the batcave. it is always a plus. my ex didn't smoke cigs and did not enjoy it up the rear but that never stopped me.

[SSchadenfreude]

i barely started talking to this girl who is a dj/club owner. pretty banging. not looking to start a family with obviously; smash only is the goal. im a fairly confident guy but i know this is going to be a challenge.

 

she invited me to go to her warehouse party she's throwing later next week and i am unsure of what approach to take until then. do i play majime or charai card? she is obviously outgoing type but don't know if i should match that level or if the 'opposites attract' philosophy is more effective since she is constantly with the party crowd. i dont have any roofies to slip into her drink either.

what kind of music/dj?  what sort of club?   since you're going to her party, charai probably better imo.  u outta give us alittle more 411 to properly profile her.

[deafmetal]

she spins techno, disco house and sometimes krautrock. i was wrong on the club ownership part. instead she owns this party events/promo company that throws all nighters at clubs and warehouses, of course of the techno/house variety. last guy she was with was tall blonde hipster and basic. she is pretty hipster herself but always wearing skanky bathing suits and loves wearing revealing shit.

 

i will try the charai card at the party though and see what happens. i played majime in the beginning and thats how we got started but there's been no real momentum now so why not.

[Fycus]

I was just being funny, but generally speaking girls as you describe smoke cigs, wear revealing hipster clothing, and enjoy taking it in the ass. Most enjoy coke too, so just start with that. I'd wager this be the case here, why not try it out? At least double check with a finger.

Edited August 22, 2013 by Fycus

[Fuuma]

I was just being funny, but generally speaking girls as you describe smoke cigs, wear revealing hipster clothing, and enjoy taking it in the ass. Most enjoy coke too, so just start with that. I'd wager this be the case here, why not try it out? At least double check with a finger.

You're a Visvim wearer, generally speaking you're living in your mom's basement and everything you know about sex comes from internet memes and youporn.

[SSchadenfreude]

do all the nonjap speakin bro's here say charai or majime irl? not just for djrajio dating thread?

it'd be sorta cool if this japanese caught on. correctly that is.

i noticed that the following have been appropriated by the west and taken on different meaning:

bukkake

hentai

seifuku

kogal

Edited August 22, 2013 by SSchadenfreude

[Fycus]

I have nothing to comment on wearing visvim. Seriously though, I don't get the hate- it goes with my aesthetic and my style which has remained mostly the same for the last two years. Their footwear is great, and some of their clothing can be nice as well. You pride yourself on shitty niche brands half the time and your style is still changing on the daily from one bad pickup to another. How's that jedi robe working out for you? You are just mad. Guess what? You always look like a greasy french pussy. I know nothing about sex? How do you even get sex looking like this?

 

 

nice jacket conductor

 

PS, for somebody who is at least 5 or 10 years older than me, you are a the definition of a pussy. Enjoy attacking me on online forums to feel better about yourself. This has happened multiple times, you are still a loser.

Edited August 22, 2013 by Fycus

[CASSAVA PIECE]

your style is still changing on the daily from one bad pickup to another.

 

his style has been pretty consistent for more than "the last two years"

[e0d9n0b5]

fuuma might be a dick, but he knows his stuff and cherry picking two fits you don't like doesn't change that 

[SSchadenfreude]

fuuma not dick.  he alway nice gai

[herpsky]

he just posts on sufu to troll people. he b a nice du in real life. smokes cigs a lot and has lots of nice european jawnz. 

i wonder if he still has that cloak trench. one of the steeziest jackets i've seen. we saw justice @ metropolis in 2007. can't believe it's been like 6 years since then.

Edited August 22, 2013 by herpsky

[e0d9n0b5]

well of course since i've never met him i can only evaluate based on what i've seen him post.. i personally don't think he is a dick, i just meant within the context of fycus' complaints =] have a nice day

[Fycus]

his style has been pretty consistent for more than "the last two years"

 

fuuma might be a dick, but he knows his stuff and cherry picking two fits you don't like doesn't change that 

 

It varies wildly, just look at his post history. He has brand knowledge, no doubt about that. I didn't cherry pic anything, I googled his name and the forums and thats what I found. Conveniently the first pic was one I have cringed at in the past. 

[SSchadenfreude]

fycus y u neg me 4? that not nice

[Egpt]

You really scraped the forum hard to find his most questionable (keyword here is questionable, because i still think it looks good) fits. Well guess what, it still looks better and more interesting than any visvim clothes out there.

I have nothing to comment on wearing visvim. Seriously though, I don't get the hate- it goes with my aesthetic and my style which has remained mostly the same for the last two years. Their footwear is great, and some of their clothing can be nice as well. You pride yourself on shitty niche brands half the time and your style is still changing on the daily from one bad pickup to another. How's that jedi robe working out for you? You are just mad. Guess what? You always look like a greasy french pussy. I know nothing about sex? How do you even get sex looking like this?

 

 

nice jacket conductor

 

PS, for somebody who is at least 5 or 10 years older than me, you are a the definition of a pussy. Enjoy attacking me on online forums to feel better about yourself. This has happened multiple times, you are still a loser.

Edited August 22, 2013 by Egpt

[Fycus]

The sufu inner circlejerk really came out of the woodwork for this one

[CASSAVA PIECE]

when mi google your name and forum flyknits came up

[e0d9n0b5]

why is it that everybody blames that when more than one person doesn't agree with them? i have no more allegiance toward fuuma than anybody else on this site, in fact fycus i think that you and i probably have more in common based on your posts than me and fuuma.