Superawkward

[Augustus]

did you ace it at least?

[merry burger]

Haha hope so. Making up for it now - had a pot cookie and am waiting for Avengers to start at IMAX 3D.

vv Edit: starts in 20 minutes! Phone off after I type this! vv

Edited May 8, 2012 by merry burger

[e0d9n0b5]

Haha hope so. Making up for it now - had a pot cookie and am waiting for Avengers to start at IMAX 3D.

neg this if she doesn't turn off her phone >: )

[gettoasty]

nice i am watching it in 3d tonight too

your post turns me on btw

/signing off!

[limbo]

i love this thread

[heyheyhey]

First I'm looking past someone at the cheese in a shop and suddenly realise I'm staring right at this girl's chest (Nice tho.)

Then I'm eating the cake I bought and as I take the last bit off my finger with my lips I look this dude dead in the eye.

Two in a row. Damn.

[ifeelasleep]

i was heading back home sunday morning, massive headache, it was 8:05 am and I had forgotten my keys. i passed through a park close to my place to refill a water bottle and to kill some time (before i had to wake up the caretaker to get my extra set of keys).

when i was refilling my bottle i saw a dude texting on a bench on my periphery, i thought, "who goes to the park at 8?" but i was there, so yeah.

the path to my place was in his direction, so as i walk closer and closer i look at him, he's looking back, something's not right. i do a double take and realize this dude is not texting.

motherfucker was beating off in broad daylight.

Edited May 9, 2012 by ifeelasleep

[willy cheesesteak]

SinceHighlights from SuFu Chat earlier today

Mauisnake: *posts link to criss w's facebook*

Mauisnake: crissy w

Mauisnake: LOL

Mauisnake: i only added willy honestly

Mauisnake: LOL

Mauisnake: marc actually linked me

Mauisnake: i already memorized a whole 12-step routine for cooking to lil b songs

Mauisnake: for when scott m asks me to do blow with him

Mauisnake: i already knew nico's fb

Mauisnake: you just google his name

Mauisnake: indiana's fb made me lawl

Mauisnake: *posts link to amardeep's facebook*

Mauisnake: i'm gonna start creeping on eddie huang

Mauisnake: eddie doesn't have a tumblr

Mauisnake: already checked

Mauisnake: all he does is twitter

Mauisnake: i'm going to the natural history museum today

Mauisnake: come with me

Mauisnake: LOLOLOL

Mauisnake: i do that when i legitimately laugh out loud

Mauisnake: because of how prada creepy i am

Mauisnake: pm willy?

Mauisnake: i never really expected to meet willy

Mauisnake: honestly

Mauisnake: still don't

Mauisnake: unless i see him at an event

Mauisnake: then i'll creepily appraoch him

Mauisnake: and caress his shoulder

Mauisnake: legitimately though, i'd never even approach willy

Mauisnake: maybe if i saw him and knew for sure

Mauisnake: i don't even know what to say

Mauisnake: i'd whipster "jawnz"

Mauisnake: if he responds

Mauisnake: i know

Mauisnake: just so i know where to set up camp, which uniqlo do you to to willy?

Mauisnake: ok i'm actually going to sleep

Mauisnake: i was going to say something like, 'i'll dream about you willy' but that would just further the incorrect notion that i'm actually creepy

*leaves room and re-enters*

Mauisnake: hi willy

Mauisnake: AHAHAHAHAHHA

Mauisnake: i didn't mean to rejoin tbh

[willy cheesesteak]

Highlights from SuFu Chat earlier today

Mauisnake: *posts link to crissy w's facebook*

Mauisnake: crissy w

Mauisnake: LOL

Mauisnake: i only added willy honestly

Mauisnake: LOL

Mauisnake: marc actually linked me

Mauisnake: i already memorized a whole 12-step routine for cooking to lil b songs

Mauisnake: for when scott m asks me to do blow with him

Mauisnake: i already knew nico's fb

Mauisnake: you just google his name

Mauisnake: indiana's fb made me lawl

Mauisnake: *posts link to amardeep's facebook*

Mauisnake: i'm gonna start creeping on eddie huang

Mauisnake: eddie doesn't have a tumblr

Mauisnake: already checked

Mauisnake: all he does is twitter

Mauisnake: i'm going to the natural history museum today

Mauisnake: come with me

Mauisnake: LOLOLOL

Mauisnake: i do that when i legitimately laugh out loud

Mauisnake: because of how prada creepy i am

Mauisnake: pm willy?

Mauisnake: i never really expected to meet willy

Mauisnake: honestly

Mauisnake: still don't

Mauisnake: unless i see him at an event

Mauisnake: then i'll creepily appraoch him

Mauisnake: and caress his shoulder

Mauisnake: legitimately though, i'd never even approach willy

Mauisnake: maybe if i saw him and knew for sure

Mauisnake: i don't even know what to say

Mauisnake: i'd whipster "jawnz"

Mauisnake: if he responds

Mauisnake: i know

Mauisnake: just so i know where to set up camp, which uniqlo do you go to willy?

Mauisnake: ok i'm actually going to sleep

Mauisnake: i was going to say something like, 'i'll dream about you willy' but that would just further the incorrect notion that i'm actually creepy

*leaves room and re-enters*

Mauisnake: hi willy

Mauisnake: AHAHAHAHAHHA

Mauisnake: i didn't mean to rejoin tbh

Edited May 10, 2012 by willy cheesesteak

[Mauisnake]

guys, that picture i posted with the guy at the party perfectly represents me. i don't know why this comes as a shock to any of you.

[evisu 2000]

damn and i thought that shit with gaws was awkward

[Mauisnake]

out of context, these all do sound creepy i must admit.

[Mauisnake]

willy chees... gaws is back

willy chees... now maui can beg him for forgiveness

willy chees... lol

Mauisnake gaws, i just wanted hw help

michaelttizzle sup gaws

Goslett wa?

Mauisnake and you blocked me

valdizno LOL

Mauisnake how could you do this to me

ejm285 haha

Augustussup liam

baconzilla KIK

Ryannn lol

baconzilla LOL

michaelttizzle lol

Oscur too gud

baconzilla snake

Mauisnake and i failed my symbolic logic final because of you. i was depending on you!

valdizno /cremation

Augustus answer the man

AYIYI dirty game by lil b is such a good song

Mauisnake and you cold shouldered me like i was just some crazed tumblr fan.

deafmetal goddammit snake

Mauisnake i'm dying here

baconzilla meet him outside uniqlo

Goslett dont hit me up at 3am on facebook without telling me who you are then?

Mauisnake LOLOL

willy chees... LOL

halomunkey x-x

dranoelsy ||

baconzilla LOL

baconzilla slither away!

Ryannn lol

valdizno hahahahaha

Mauisnake hssssss

Oscur hahahaha

AYIYI damn

Augustus run

Mauisnake Hssssssss

Mauisnake HSSSSSSSSSS

baconzilla lolol

Ryannn slitheraway now

Augustus lmaooooooooo

AYIYI get the mack 11

halomunkey not improving the situation

Goslett i mean i have no problem giving you a hand hahahah, i just had no idea who the hell you are

Oscur snake man... just stop

Mauisnake i was hoping my hilarious lil b lingo would have showed you i meant business

Mauisnake i guess it backfired

deafmetalmsnake u are the king of digging deeper holes

baconzilla he thinks ur that anonymous du who trolls him

michaelttizzle LOL

Ryannn he just like bein in his snakehole

Mauisnake can we be friends now. come here and e-kiss me gaws.

AYIYI lmao

Mauisnake just as the french do

deafmetal christ

deafmetal this

AYIYI thirst

Ryannn maui snake

valdizno /deth

baconzilla HASHTAG DEATD

dranoelsy ||

Mauisnake one of those frenchy cheek kisses

baconzilla lol

dranoelsy 2 supergay

Mauisnake i'm comfortable with my sexuality just as the french are

baconzilla i dont even

Ryannn ur a snake

Mauisnake AHAHAHA

valdizno omg snake, you're never gonna get unblocked.

Ryannn dis is what happens when snake in chat

dranoelsy LOL

ISBIDCAD x__x

Mauisnake i'm actually fairly eloquent in person

Mauisnake gaws, let's talk philosophy

i'm a philosophy major too

Ryannn lol

Mauisnake

gaws, i made a post dedicated to you: http://stylingonlife.tumblr.com/post/22703359439/you-can-no-longer-message-liam-goslett-learn

baconzilla lol maui knows how 2 apologize

valdizno lol mauis.

Ryannn lol

valdizno with the perseverance

baconzilla has a i h8 u gaws in the tags

Oscur maui try so hard

Mauisnake gaws, lemme take you to a nice french restaurant now and we'll drink/sip vichyssoise together

Ryannn man dis gettin superawkward

Mauisnake i'm kinda making this superawkward on purpose

Mauisnake did gaws stop reading this?

[baconzilla]

you get unblocked by gaws yet?

[bryanayrb]

out of context, these all do sound creepy i must admit.

in what context are you not creepy?

[StrangeLove]

I dont find them all that creepy... does that make me creepy?

[mr fluffernutter]

just pathetic

[StrangeLove]

yeah you arent nice at all.

Edited May 10, 2012 by StrangeLove

[Mauisnake]

diamonds is a superior human being because of the date he joined an internet forum, let's not forget!

[madstaxbro]

did not know there was a superchat

[mmfood]

Sitting in my office on my computer, listening to music. For some reason, I started thinking about that sound byte, "Damn son where'd you find this?", that you hear in Lil B songs. I wanted to hear it, so I you tube it. I have my headphones in, so instinctively I thought they were connected to my macbook, but I was wrong, they were connected to my ipod. So, with my computer on full volume, it blares out DAMN SON WHERE'D YOU FIND THIS!?! with some trap house beat in the background. I hear the people across the hall immediately stop talking. Currently, laughing to myself and anxiety-ridden at the same time.

Edited May 10, 2012 by mmfood

[lawlercopterz]

blacking out at a club and waking up in some random girls bed the next afternoon and having breakfast with her roommate because she left.

[t3hcoke]

shouldve hooked up with her rooommate too

[its always cloudy]

started a new job, in their real office (i work at the one downtown, the "real" control centre is based out in the next city over) was our two days of orientation for summer co-op hires a la moi. so at this point everyone knows everyone, and i'm the unknown dude they all get internal emails from daily. so they know my name, don't know me, etc. etc.

make friends with this one girl throughout the presentation/tests/bs they put us through. waiting outside the centre for my ride, she pops out. spends 10 mins telling me about how she lives around here, has nobody she knows yadda yadda, and asks what i'm doing tonight, etc. I was being so stupidly oblivious. basically just blew her off, and she told me see her monday.

in my defence she has braces. maybe it was my subconscious telling me i'm better than that. or maybe it's my inferiority issues i have with braces, as i had to live with them for ten (count em) ten years.

[dovo]

this is superawkward not superconceited.

[wahwho11]

how is that superakward? more like a waste of good ass. please check previous posts for references plz.

[t3hcoke]

in his defense, he can always recover, but he's lost control of the situation...

[lil brown brother]

somebody make a superconceited thread...

[StrangeLove]

i was eating sushi with a friend n shes a hairstylist somehow we got to lice and how it likes clean hair w/e and then i said "Yeah thats why black people dont get lice" my friends starts laughing at me i turn around and theres a black family sitting right next to us. My face and ears immediately turn red with embarrassment my friend notices it and points it out loudly so that those sitting around us could hear. I get up pay for the check and stood outside to smoke a cigarette. it took all my courage to get up to outside i felt like i was frozen for awhile.

[its always cloudy]

yo should i ?