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[Guest jmatsu]

dear jj,

my friend has been fucking this super hot girl who is a pro technician at fellatio. he keeps going back because of these factors, but there is a big problem. he claims her pussy stinks like the sewers of hell...basically he said in japanese "her insides must be rotten." what should he do? how can he point this out w/o coming off too rude? if it were me, i'd be like "bitch you fine, your bj is stellar, but your pie be rank."

for guys' future ref, is there some kinda medicine that we can make girls drink to improve the scent of their stuffs?

[junglejane]

wow, that is horrible. I can't imagine anything worse than rotten bajingo smell. this is a hard problem to solve... what perfume does she wear? sometimes a perfume will have the body wash/lotion/deodorant line.. maybe in some obscure place he can cop the "intimate care" version of it??

fuck that, a girl with a rotten secret area should be told off STAT. poor hygiene is SUCH a no-no these days.

have him install a bidet in her bathroom or something!

[Guest jmatsu]

wow, that is horrible. I can't imagine anything worse than rotten bajingo smell. this is a hard problem to solve... what perfume does she wear? sometimes a perfume will have the body wash/lotion/deodorant line.. maybe in some obscure place he can cop the "intimate care" version of it??

fuck that, a girl with a rotten secret area should be told off STAT. poor hygiene is SUCH a no-no these days.

have him install a bidet in her bathroom or something!

nah, i met her and we've all hung out before. she seems to have good hygiene. she dresses well, comes from good family, etc. i think her puss-odor is probably just genetic. i feel sorry for her and my nigga. i mean she smelled alright when i was around her, but i never would be in the position to smell her cooch or get her juices a- flowing.

anyway i told him to take her to the gynecologist, but it's such a touchy subject. how can he tell her w/o losing bj's? i am lucky enough that i've never had to encounter a demon-pussy b4...

[Charlie Delta]

There was this one girl,

her name was Joice...

The boys knew her under a different name after ***** had been with her,

she was from that moment on known as "Jaws"...

(I feel like I've told that story on here before. It's true though... )

[sybaritical]

I have thankfully never encountered severe stench. One girl in particular burst like a water main everytime I touched her, but even that was OK until she used my favourite T shirt to clean up.

JJ? Made you a dozen white chocolate and gInger cookies and there's milk in the

fridge. Come on over, doors on the latch.

Yeaaaaaah.

[percy]

most vaginal odours are caused by a bacterial infection easily sorted by medicine.

[doctorworm]

most everything that comes out of Mrs. Field's oven is good shit.

is it Ms. Fields or is that ho married?

JJ, i am so disappointed...

this whole time i thought you were a cookie connoisseur

AND YOU ARE EATING MRS FIELDS!?

homemade or nothing!

i guess bakery stuff is passable

but mass produced...

i guess i should ask a question

um...

what should i write about in my essay on kafka? i think i will write about the penal colony and how it is really about a father son relationship, but i am not sure. it is short papur, 2 pages dubble spaced. due tomorrow and i ain started : \

[Charlie Delta]

^ Try to write Bernhard Willhelm in there somewhere.

That'll confuse the hell out of them...

[doctorworm]

^ Try to write Bernhard Willhelm in there somewhere.

That'll confuse the hell out of them...

essay synergy...

coincidentally i've read a lot of bernard williams this year, i kept typing his name wrong.

[styleofmind]

Am I too late to join in the fun? With regards to general arts degrees, a particular incident comes to mind. Story's been related to me by a friend of mine. Anyway, he's taking a shit at uni and he reaches over for the toilet paper.

On the toilet paper, someone writes "Arts Degrees. Please Take One"

It's not as funny told over the net, but the general idea is there. Just imagine.

And for a literal answer to the lack of girls in engineering, isn't it due to the fact that girls in general prefer the humanities over sciences? I once had to share an examination room with a psychology class. Phwoar. And they wonder why my engineering class couldn't finish the paper on time.

[rome1]

ahhh... dear Jane,

Im coming up on a one year aniversary with the girl and Im puzzled about what to get??? besides shoes and jewerly and bags plenty of which she already has...what to do...

your friend rome-

[homi29]

Diddy Riese always changes their prices...

Used to be $1.00 for the ice cream sandwhich, then $1.25, and now $1.50?!

if you buy from FAM0US he resell thems for 2 dorrar + paypal fee + shipping

[homi29]

if you like a guy, how do you usually hint that you do.

if you don't like a guy, how do you hint that you don't.

[larssss]

price range for what? shoes, pants, tops, dresses?

/quote]

my apologies, i should have been clearer. Pants/tops/Dresses is what I am after. I understand that you are a fan of some high end designers, but I am looking for something a bit below that, but better in quality and style than mall clothes.

again, please and thank you.

[Egpt]

hello JJ.

how does one get to date JJ?

thanks

[dismalfuture]

Dear JJ,

What is a good salsa to go with chips?

[khoiphan92]

Dear junglejane,

1.What do you look like? I've never seen a picture of you.

2.I've been hiding grades from my parents and i told them i got reallly good grades. Theyre buying me a ton of stuff even though i don't want them to. Should i photoshop my grades? Or come clean and have them hate me and rip up all my shits forever.

Thanks

Khoi Phan

[actionjackson]

What do the little green boxes actually represent? How should I go about getting more? Do I even want more?

[selective beef]

Dear junglejane,

2.I've been hiding grades from my parents and i told them i got reallly good grades. Theyre buying me a ton of stuff even though i don't want them to. Should i photoshop my grades? Or come clean and have them hate me and rip up all my shits forever.

Thanks

Khoi Phan

protect your ass and legs because they are going to destroy you with the bamboo duster. considering you are v.

[Charlie Delta]

What do the little green boxes actually represent? How should I go about getting more? Do I even want more?

I can answer this: the little green boxes mean that I'm in charge!!!

[khoiphan92]

protect your ass and legs because they are going to destroy you with the bamboo duster. considering you are v.

photoshop it is i need to know JJ's answer before i do anything mision impossible

[selective beef]

photoshop it is i need to know JJ's answer before i do anything mision impossible

i heard its easier to photoshop your grades at milpitas high school now. back then it was way harder. just make sure you graduate high school.

[khoiphan92]

well you can't because the paper is weird ass paper its almost like construction paper.

thats why you ask for a printout and say you rost it. thats what im doing.

youre graduaded from MHS? cool! what yeaR?

[andewhall]

Dear JJ,

I am a muppet when it comes to reading the ladys. I am positive many opportunities have gone begging due to the obliviousness/stupidity. So..the other day hot, old friend girl messages me and says..haven't seen you for ages, we should hang. Reply, yep having dinner by your house sat night, wanna come. She says, got a work thing but can meet you at the pub after. I say, cool, you're on. She replies, Oh it's on alright!

I got the vibe from her a few months back...but she started seeing a young guy, so I called her a Cougar. Maybe shes flicked the toyboy.

Am I in?

[khoiphan92]

youre toally in.

[ILLuminate]

dear JJ,

i've been hooking up with and talking to this cute/ cool chick for about a month now, but she goes to college a town away from me and lives like 4 hours away from me. i really like her, and im pretty sure she likes me alot too, its not just a physical relationship... that being said, is it worth it to make it official?

my initial instinct is no but i figure i'd get some expert advice...

[khoiphan92]

dear jj,

whered you go

<3 khoiphan

[junglejane]

am little bit drunk

will heed to my thread tomorrow

thanks JJ

JJ

[Charlie Delta]

Dear JJ,

is it true that sex is far more enjoyable when you actually have feelings/are in love with the person you're making sweet love to?

Or is it just me? (here be sadface emoticon)

[junglejane]

so true!!!!

with no emotions/attachments sex is just a feast for the senses... but with feelings it becomes a mental trip too.

yay for feelings!