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If she ever got pregnant, shit would be SOO UGLY.

nah. as long as the baby was your, itd be the hottest shit ever until the baby came out, then you have to kidnap and move to another country and tell it its mom died in childbirth.

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nah. as long as the baby was your, itd be the hottest shit ever until the baby came out, then you have to kidnap and move to another country and tell it its mom died in childbirth.

I mean the tattoos and stretch marks...

Her stars would look like fuckin starfish out of water...

To rose will wilt, and the sparrows will turn to turkeys...

THINK ABOUT IT!

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I mean the tattoos and stretch marks...

Her stars would look like fuckin starfish out of water...

To rose will wilt, and the sparrows will turn to turkeys...

lol. Who stretched the silly putty?

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i don't know man, i like tattoos and all that but yo i like my girl to have no tattoos on her chest at all, just bare. arm sleeves and leg pieces are acceptable. it just fucks with me when you need your chick to actually wear a dress and she got all that bullshit on her chest of a dragon raping an eagle fighting a cobra, i ain't heard of that.

edit: but at the same time it's like that ludacris song "i need a lady in the streets but a freak in the bed!"

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I honestly posted that pic for the responses. While I find it quite fun to look at, I don't exactly want my girl to be looking like that. More power too her, I bet she'd be fun to undress, but I'm with you guys when it comes to having someone like that on your arm.

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i'd be down with having her on my arm.

i'd be the coolest motherfucker in my engineering class if she was my gf. people would be like "??? BAWOOOGA":confused::confused::eek::eek::D

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Honestly that chick is fucking clown shoes.

Tats are cool, tats on chicks can be ok, but having your pussy lips inked up is some shit, this chick is fucking psycho, no two ways about it.

Would still smash for the night though most likely (2).

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