shit you hate

[jbphoto23]

sneezing. i sneeze a minimum of 3 times in a row, and my body convulses, and it gives me a hotflash. it's especially bad when I'm driving and I sneeze 3-5 times in a row and almost crash and die.

[junglejane]

^^

oh god I have the 3-sneeze minimum too

once I sneezed during sexy time, that was kinda embarrassing

[islandboi8204]

fucking diarrhea.

[redgrail]

was she washing other jeans?

probably didn't have enough to fill a load.

so she went around hunting for clothes to clean

has happened to me before

:/

this is exactly what happened..

but now i'm eating ice cream, so it's all good.

they were at the six month mark anyway, it's fine. was trying to go a full 12 in these, but whatever. they're jeans. i'll live.

[jeepster]

I hate being a 36 inseam

all jawns are short on me.

ffffffffuuuuuu-

[WayneGibbous]

shop at big n tall duuu

[jeepster]

shop at big n tall duuu

lollllll

gtfo a hurrrrr wayne

[WayneGibbous]

lollllll

gtfo a hurrrrr wayne

http://www.casualmale.com

[jeepster]

you trippin wayne

trippin hard.

[kuhhlowe]

I hate when people use their finger to pick shit out of their teeth,

If you do this, fucking stop. It's nasty.. not to mention that's what toothpicks are for.

[Akira]

I hate when people use their finger to pick shit out of their teeth,

If you do this, fucking stop. It's nasty.. not to mention that's what toothpicks are for.

And if someone doesn't have a toothpick? Would you rather have them walk around with shit in their grill?

[Gatefold]

resturants that use the absolute cheapest plywood chopsticks possible, so even if you're good at splitting chopsticks, you'll end up breaking one in half and asking for like 10 more pairs.

[TransparentCranium]

getting two emails or blog updates about the same item from different stores, but with crazy different prices.

roden gray: 198 cad

ftgg: 100 usd

[zeen]

i hate it when it rains when i'm riding.

[pragmatics]

The new version of Let's Make A Deal with Wayne Brady. Monty Hall would be spinning in his grave if he were dead (which, surprisingly, he isn't). Where is the disdain, Wayne Brady? Where is the deadpan mockery of the fools dressed up in ridiculous costumes on national TV to win $100?

[Guest on-display]

on ebay when you think you found a good deal on a jawn but then the seller has it listed with like $100.00 shipping. asswipe.

[dino might]

FUCK TSA. FUCK THE AIRPORT. FUCK FLYING. AND FUCK PIGS.

I JUST HAD, WITHOUT AN ONCE OF DOUBT, THE WORST AIRPORT EXPERIENCE IN THE 20 YEARS OF MY LIFE.

AT SECURITY I AM "RANDOMLY SELECTED" FOR FURTHER SCREENING. THEY SIT ME DOWN, PAT ME DOWN, SCAN ME, ASK WHERE I LIVE, HOW LONG IVE BEEN IN TOWN, HOW I GOT TO THE AIRPORT THIS EVENING, WHERE IM GOING, WHY AM I GOING THERE, WHERE I GO TO SCHOOL AND WHAT IM STUDYING, WHAT MY MAJOR ENTAILS, THEY RANSACK THE FUCK OUT OF MY BAG, SWAB DOWN EVERYTHING FOR EXPLOSIVES RESIDUE, SWIPE MY MARKERS THAT REMARKABLY SECURITY ON THE WAY TO FLORIDA HAD NO BEEF WITH, LOOK BETWEEN EVERY SINGLE RECEIPT AND CARD IN MY WALLET, THEN FINALLY GET TO MY FRIENDS ID THAT WAS ALSO IN MY WALLET, INQUIRE AS TO WHY I HAD IT, WHO HE WAS, HOW WELL I KNEW HIM, AND WHERE HE LIVED BEFORE CALLING OVER THE PIG WITH THE STICK UP HIS TIGHT ASS WHO PROCEEDS TO ASK ALL THE SAME QUESTIONS, PLUS MY NAME, WEIGHT, HEIGHT, ADDRESS, SOCIAL, AND IF IVE BEEN IN TROUBLE WITH THE LAW BEFORE AND THEN IS SURE TO CLARIFY WITH ME THAT I KNOW THAT HIM AND THE OTHER COCKSUCKERS ARE MAKING ME MISS MY FLIGHT NOW. HE GIVES ME FUCKING ATTITUDE ABOUT HOW IF IM LYING TO HIM ABOUT THE PAST CONVICTIONS PART HES GOING TO GO FIND OUT, LEAVES, COMES BACK A HALF HOUR LATER, DELIBERATES WITH HIS GOONS FOR ANOTHER 20 MINUTES (BY NOW THIS ORDEAL HAS LASTED OVER AN HOUR). AND THEN...

...THEN THE FUCKER HANDS ME BACK BOTH MOTHERFUCKING IDs BEFORE HAVING ME ON MY WAY.

THANKS FOR ABSOLUTELY NOTHING YOU DUMB CUNT. I SEE YOU CANT BE FUCKED TO CONFISCATE THE ID AND MAIL IT BACK TO ITS RIGHTFUL OWNER SINCE THAT WOULD TAKE TIME AWAY FROM YOUR DAILY DONUT ENEMA.

THEN, WHILE ITS TAKING ME A MINUTE TO PUT BACK IN MY BAG/POCKETS EVERYTHING SECURITY WENT THROUGH, THE GUY HAS THE GUAL TO ASK TO HURRY IT ALONG ALL FRUSTRATED LIKE.

OH!!! MY BAD! DO YOU HAVE SOMEWHERE TO BE?

THEN, THE ICING ON THE MOTHERFUCKING CAKE, THEN I AM ESCORTED BACK THROUGH SECURITY TO GO GET A NEW TICKET FOR ANOTHER FLIGHT WHEN I LEARN THAT THERE ARE NO MORE FLIGHTS TO LEGUARDIA AND INSTEAD I HAVE TO TAKE A DELAYED FLIGHT TO JFK.

SWEET. PERFECT. NOW, NOT ONLY AM I LATE TO GET HOME, BUT MY CHECKED BAG IS HALFWAY TO LEGUARDIA AND IM GOING TO END UP IN JFK.

DOPE. CANT WAIT TO WASTE MORE TIME AND MONEY DRIVING FROM ONE AIRPORT TO ANOTHER IF AND WHEN I FINALLY GET HOME.

ROT. IN. HELL. YOU. STUPID. FUCKS.

edit- I swear to god if there's a crying baby on this plane I'm going to spoon out it's eyeballs and eat them with my spaghetti dinner

[suremanok]

in regards to dino's post:

FUCK PPL.

[jbphoto23]

dino might, props to you for not having a heart attack.

[abrupt stop]

-having people come into clinic and refusing a flu vaccine bc it will "give them the flu"

-same people who request the swine flu vaccine bc they dont want to die or get swine flu

-working overnight shift and trying to browse sufu with basically every photo hosting site blocked

[Dijonnaise]

snippet

I'm guessing their reasoning looked something like that

[chuckster]

the fact that Obama got the peace Nobel price. wtf? angers me to death.

[Analog]

Who should have received it instead?

[renski]

Who should have received it instead?

dude hasnt even had a year in office. who knows hows his term will go. id have given it to clinton, du went to north korea to get those prisoners.

[chuckster]

Who should have received it instead?

my next door neighbour. or you. somebody who isnt about to send more troups to afghanistan,has a war in iraq going on and has also some serious issues with iran which might lead to a conflict in the future.

actually somebody from the international court of human rights for example.

[evisu 2000]

"everytime i see a crustacean i think of how much you hate them"

amen

[OMEGA JELLY JIGGLE]

everyone go out and key a cop car for dino

[mrchariybrown]

fuck loud firetrucks whizzing by and blowing out my ear drums

[dino might]

I'm guessing their reasoning looked something like that

Thanks for opening up my eyes..

[ojjairus]

my president is black my lambo is blue, yall niggas mad cause he got a piece prize to!