shit you hate

[kauflust]

^ get a tripod for your waywt pics. we need more of those.

[dino might]

john plakon.

[Liberation1945]

dudes not giving fat joe enough credit.

ditc. at least one classic album. always consistent.

[mlproject]

losing my fucking keys

stepping in dog shit

my roommate's attitude

my roommate's cats

expensive drinks at the bar

[Guest i<3tg76]

i<3tg76.

<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3

[seraphim]

Some people like to masturbate while doing Mr.Number Two. I believe it's called "tromboning".

Either way, the anus has certain orgasm points--aside from sodomy.

wrong, tromboning is the action of rimming a guy while giving reach around for a hand job at the same time, thus mimicking the motion of playing the trombone.

how the fuck do i know this shit?

i hate waking up in the morning and not remembering half of the previous night.

[will_i_am]

seraphim knows what semen

AND

pussy tastes like

AND

apparently she gets black out drunk

AND

she knows how to trombone.

hmm.

<3

[seraphim]

seraphim knows what semen

AND

pussy tastes like

AND

apparently she gets black out drunk

AND

she knows how to trombone.

hmm.

<3

I have lived an eventful eighteen years, true

I hate people who bitch about the difference between pronouncing 'haich' versus 'aich'

IT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, received pronunciation may be standard, but that doesn't make it right.

[artificialsky]

I have lived an eventful eighteen years, true

I hate people who bitch about the difference between pronouncing 'haich' versus 'aich'

IT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, received pronunciation may be standard, but that doesn't make it right.

we should date.

[Spike]

No, no you shouldn't

If you knew our flamboyantly, extremely vocal gay friend Gaz, then you'd understand why we have full knowledge of many, many arcane sexual practices. That, and we grew up on the internet

Who's up for discussing red wings?

[artificialsky]

cockblocked

[seraphim]

I believe the appropriate term here would be 'pwned'

[Vitamian]

wrong, tromboning is the action of rimming a guy while giving reach around for a hand job at the same time, thus mimicking the motion of playing the trombone.

how the fuck do i know this shit?

i hate waking up in the morning and not remembering half of the previous night.

I could have sworn it was called that; but I should look it up again. I think it was in a John Waters interview.

[seraphim]

I could have sworn it was called that; but I should look it up again. I think it was in a John Waters interview.

to be fair, they could be called the same thing.

[oOmegaOo]

wet socks

sore anus after wiping too vigorously with the tp.

[ghostdeini]

sore anus after wiping too vigorously with the tp.

and all my life, I just thought I had a soft anus. go figure

this is probably going to come back and haunt me when someone browses through my post history and sees it out of context

[Bandwagonesque]

wrong, tromboning is the action of rimming a guy while giving reach around for a hand job at the same time, thus mimicking the motion of playing the trombone.

how the fuck do i know this shit?

i hate waking up in the morning and not remembering half of the previous night.

The the rusty trombone I believe, but points for being close.

I have no idea what the jerking off while taking a dump thing is called, nor would I like to know. If I had to give it a name, I'd call it "plunging the toilet". Sounds appropriate.

[lilodxd]

The the rusty trombone I believe, but points for being close.

I have no idea what the jerking off while taking a dump thing is called, nor would I like to know. If I had to give it a name, I'd call it "plunging the toilet". Sounds appropriate.

hahahahah +1

[sidneylo]

and all my life, I just thought I had a soft anus. go figure

Quoted so google cache might pick it up...

[lilodxd]

someone make that their sig.

do it.

[viv1984viv]

A little thing that really irks me is abbreviation in the WYWT thread, id like a good run down of the clothes or nothing so people can PM for details.

AA

AA

ALD

8130s

19cm (which doesnt really matter, i know its refering to a cut but its kinda false if your wearing a size 26 or 34)

if some kid wanted to google what people were wearing he would'nt get anywhere.

[sidneylo]

Only the hip people can find us using google. We should only communicate in abbreviations. That way our shit will stay underground. Yeah. Stick it to the man.

[Guest jmatsu]

vans slip ons.

undefeated clothing.

[Pogi]

I hate waking up for work. :/

[MiniW]

marc jacobs clothing for men (I was reminded when the vans were mentioned) - he doesn't make that shit, assistants do that for him (and he may or may not approve), but if you are a real fan of his "work" then buy LV clothing that he actually designs at least until recently. don't pay high prices for his men's stuff that has nothing to do with him other than bearing his name. I guess you can make this argument with say, "dior" or "yves saint laurent" but then you're missing the point and more importantly, being gay.

[seraphim]

I really, really fucking hate when people use the term 'gay' in a negative sense. get over your fucking mindless inbuilt homophobia and find a new word, like maybe 'black' or 'female'. no? OHWAIT, same thing, different target group. If you wouldn't go to a KKK meeting, why the fuck would you treat someone like a second class citizen for who they're attracted to.

grah.

wankers

[wEstSidE]

i hate people who hate people who use "gay" in a negative sense. those people are gay. no homo.

[seraphim]

you're so unfunny it makes my ovaries hurt

[yiHan]

i laughed so hard i almost hurt my ribs sera! good one!

[denimdestroyedmylife]

a friend confessed to me that he takes pics of his larger bowel movements-----he asked if i wanted to see; i declined. then he described them in detail.

on another occasion, he mentioned pooping in the shower.

why am i the person to whom people confess their strange movements?