shit you hate

[lilodxd]

^^^

i know, gross as fuck. I've seen people go into a stall with NO TP and then take dumps. why?????

or better put, how????

maybe they always have "clean breaks."

[junglejane]

what do you do with the underwear? ball it up and put it in your pocket?

[lilodxd]

what do you do with the underwear? ball it up and put it in your pocket?

lol... you throw it behind the toilet, silly.

[Selegna]

^leave em there.. fuck em!

[mr fluffernutter]

tags: hate, shit

Just so nobody wonders why the topic came to this...

destiny.

[junglejane]

man, even I don't want to see me do that. you nasty.

[Guest youngteam]

i was thinking about that long before this thread ever showed up.

[RAISED BY WOLVES]

you know what i hate, when you forget to turn off your alarm on days that you dont have to get up early.

i LOVE that. Then comes the split second where you wonder to yourself if you do in fact have to get up and go to work...then you realize that you don't and turn off the alarm, tuck your self in extra cozy like, and drift back to the magical land of sleep.

I'll fight anyone who disagrees.

[RAISED BY WOLVES]

sorry man. It's just that when I first joined ANFLIFE it was all about A&F. None of this wierd fashion with anorexic kids. It wasn't about fashion...it was about A&F. It's just wierd for me to see these kids on here that wouldn't be caught dead in A&F.

Christ on a bike that was good....

[lilodxd]

sorry man. It's just that when I first joined ANFLIFE it was all about A&F. None of this wierd fashion with anorexic kids. It wasn't about fashion...it was about A&F. It's just wierd for me to see these kids on here that wouldn't be caught dead in A&F.

Christ on a bike that was good....

[sycamore no more]

i wanna see junglejane takin a shit..

hahaaaa!!!

Girls don't take shits, didn't you know?

[dino might]

minya trying to turn the internet into his own facist dictatorship with the goal of attempting to kill any and all fun that may be had on sufu or any other board apparently.

[ghostdeini]

I hate not remembering where I parked my car and having to walk around the lot in circles like an idiot

[kauflust]

our newest troll: ralff

I hope you know there are rapists, child molesters etc on the internet... who are certainly fantasizing off your daughter's pictures.

Never understood why some people posted pics of their family members on here without their knowledge.

:confused::confused: Can you name these wing tips for me? Im leaning towards Dolce & Gabbana. Could be wrong though.

SHUT UP AND GO DIE IN A FIRE.

[Vitamian]

I really dislike Asian Christians.

[mr fluffernutter]

I hate going poop.

[Vitamian]

I think the better term would be "blindy conservative" asian christians. I'm actually Catholic, and Asian as well, and this doesn't stop me from engaging in debauchery.

These people are mostly "American-Born-Chinese" (how I hate that term) and are usually of the repressive Protestant denomination. When they read something like Henry James or Sylvia Plath, they construe it as "racy" and "sexual".

They engage in inane and hypocritical Bible Study Clubs situated at suburban Churches that look like glorified tract housing, and wear shirts that proclaim Jesus is Enough or something else ridiculous and vaguely provocative like that.

They also wouldn't know how to dress properly if Jesus told them too; they certainly take themselves and their extra-curricular activities (piano! ballet! SAT classes!) too seriously--they are the purified essence of why Asians have a bad reputation even among Asians.

[Guest youngteam]

These people are mostly "American-Born-Chinese" (how I hate that term) and are usually of the repressive Protestant denomination. When they read something like Henry James or Sylvia Plath, they construe it as "racy" and "sexual".

i've read most of henry james's oeuvre, and i've read the bell jar. the former made me feel "gay" and the latter made me "menstruate."

[Vitamian]

i've read most of henry james's oeuvre, and i've read the bell jar. the former made me feel "gay" and the latter made me "menstruate."

Some Hemingway should cure you of both, although a feeling of suicide may sweep over you.

Menstruation or self-inflicted death by shotgun--I don't know which you would prefer.

[denimdestroyedmylife]

near the end of his life, hemingway was choppered to a mental health institute or somesuch, and upon landing, he tried to throw himself into the helicopter blades

[denimdestroyedmylife]

I hate going poop.

really?!

a friend confessed to me that when he poops, he likes to pause when the turtlehead pokes out, cherishing the crepuscular moment between retention and release.

the trick is DON'T PUSH-----just meditate or read and let your body take over.

but don't linger after you are done----sitting on the throne for longer than necessary is a strain on the anus.

[sybaritical]

Pooping is infinitely more pleasureable since I started doing Yoga.

It's all in the breath, you know.

I-n-h-a-l-e

now.

E - X - H - A - L -E

Try it.

[digital_denim]

really?!

a friend confessed to me that when he poops, he likes to pause when the turtlehead pokes out, cherishing the crepuscular moment between retention and release.

the trick is DON'T PUSH-----just meditate or read and let your body take over.

but don't linger after you are done----sitting on the throne for longer than necessary is a strain on the anus.

Sounds like how Sting would poop.

I think Freud said that pooping was our first orgasmic experience. I tend to agree even to this day.

[denimdestroyedmylife]

huh, i've never tried orgasming during a poop session.

i'll try anything once. will report back.

i've sneezed while pooping, however.

[Ahlvahroe]

i just had an eyelash stuck in my eye for the last 5-10 minutes. its fuckin torture

[Selegna]

i hate losing my keys!!!

FUCK

WHERE ARE THEY!!??

[denimdestroyedmylife]

^ in the freezer

[diewhitegirls]

i hate losing my keys!!!

FUCK

WHERE ARE THEY!!??

http://www.whatarerecords.com/sl/keys/

[Vitamian]

really?!

a friend confessed to me that when he poops, he likes to pause when the turtlehead pokes out, cherishing the crepuscular moment between retention and release.

the trick is DON'T PUSH-----just meditate or read and let your body take over.

but don't linger after you are done----sitting on the throne for longer than necessary is a strain on the anus.

Some people like to masturbate while doing Mr.Number Two. I believe it's called "tromboning".

Either way, the anus has certain orgasm points--aside from sodomy.

[junglejane]

i hate that I don't know how to take better pictures with my camera.