shit you hate

[nicotine]

actually got punched in the eye by my mother prior to being kicked out of my house two weeks ago, didnt sleep for 3 1/2 days and spent a lot of time outside. all of this adds up to bruised eye, 666ixes.

[6ixes&7evens]

u should let me jizz in yo eye my jizz got healing capabilities

[Guest Phrost]

i want to temporarily blind and possibly infect a bitch's eyeball. just one though. want that bitch to wink at me so i know i did good. no cum dodging allowed

[Mr Calvin Oscar]

this paper due on thursday. and the next one due on monday. and the decision to dorm or move out. ahhhhhhhhhhhh...........

[jeepster]

Calvin, don't move in with your girl. You're 19 du. Give it a few years, at least.

[Mr Calvin Oscar]

18*

but even if i don't move in with her, i still have the decision to move out or dorm. it's weird, but i think it would be cheaper to move out... fucking nyu.

[jeepster]

In the end it all depends on location. I'd say find some friends that you're comfortable living with and see if you can get them on board for an apartment. Price is going to be going up in the near future, so best hop on it ASAP if that's gonna be your agenda.

me, I'm dormin' wherever I may end up.

[cyberPUNK]

i got that healin' jesus jizz bitches

[sidneylo]

it's weird, but i think it would be cheaper to move out... fucking nyu.

Depends. You're paying for two semesters of rent, while living on your own is year-round, utilities, internet, etc.

Ends up being a wash unless you decide to live in a bucket of shit.

[Mr Calvin Oscar]

I know what you mean. Money is tight in the family right now, though. I wouldn't really mind living in a "bucket of shit."

What about my options for other boroughs? I'm still pretty new to the city... how long would it take to get to school from say... Queens or Brooklyn? An hour?

[jeepster]

If you're living within a good locale that has L access, probably 45 mins to an hour depending on the stop. Just means you can't go home in between classes or that kinda ish. Always a :\

[sidneylo]

Live by the L train if you have a thing for watching many trains go past you at really high speeds…while wearing rain boots.

[villain]

I know what you mean. Money is tight in the family right now, though. I wouldn't really mind living in a "bucket of shit."

What about my options for other boroughs? I'm still pretty new to the city... how long would it take to get to school from say... Queens or Brooklyn? An hour?

you like noodlez bro?

[Mr Calvin Oscar]

GUD 1

...jersey? =|

[ProfMonnitoff]

STOP FUCKING TAGGING ME IN THIS PICTURE

I WILL UNTAG MYSELF EVERY TIME

[bangbangbang]

it's -30 C today.

le SIGH.

[oOmegaOo]

leaky irons

scorching irons

bad irons

[Mr Calvin Oscar]

STOP FUCKING TAGGING ME IN THIS PICTURE

I WILL UNTAG MYSELF EVERY TIME

where the fuck did everybody get this? this shit floods my notification thing.

[mpcec]

prof were you the stylish one

[freecat]

oh yeah it pops out of nowhere like a couple of days ago and now every stupid person is doing this. i got tagged as the athletic one (irony) but untagged myself.

[junglejane]

i haven't been tagged in one of those things yet

but then again I'm not so popular

[dino might]

fickle as tits, stubborn-azz beard/mustache whiskers that refuse to stay in place

[ProfMonnitoff]

prof were you the stylish one

i've been the stylish one, the shy one, and the one that's always hungry

[Spaghettini]

boring people on twitter

fuck out of here with your dull ass status updates

[B-Dawg]

I hate a honest to god, truly fucked up midterm.

My animal physiology test today was just not right. I don't ever leave a test angry, even if I fucked it up badly. This shit just pissed me off. Math we never did in class, multiple choice with all kinds of convoluted weird options. I knew my shit for this one and it didn't matter.

I'm going to get angry drunk tonight. Perhaps some bourbon instead of beer...

[mrchariybrown]

girls that can't make me cum during sex

[Billy.Barbados]

I hate that no one really plays football[soccer] in America. The only time I can play a good game is against Mexican dudes, and none of them speak English.

[all.gravity]

being served penis @ the airport

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[icandunkonu]

^whatchu know 'bout two shots of red label for $24? fuck that.

you need to hit Continental on the corner of st. marks and 3rd, 5 shots of whatever you can come up with for 10bucks, gets the fucking job done!

[dino might]

say whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?

i need this in my life