japan :: tokyo :: general

[herpsky]

i am

indeed

[naturaljax]

this nigga...

[herpsky]

ill kill you in narita

[naturaljax]

shit you have the upper hand

no idea what you look like

[herpsky]

[naturaljax]

wait you're the guy from those CHO GOOD! videos...

[herpsky]

im going to bed

[naturaljax]

sleep tight lil' herpy

[Guest jmatsu]

hey guys fill me in on nihonjin-only jokes so I can crack a few or just laugh along and impress all the ladies.

quote]

"k-y"

is all you've gotta remember now days.

and oppapi.

sonano kankenai

[DaBestSpoona]

dondake!!!

[Guest jmatsu]

dondake!!!

nigga, that's too old. i think a gaijin could get away with it though.

[thomas_highstreet]

hahah some poeple tried to get me to say it last weekend... its like some sort of suprised thing right? like ''REALLLYYYY??!?"

[naturaljax]

hey guys fill me in on nihonjin-only jokes so I can crack a few or just laugh along and impress all the ladies.

quote]

"k-y"

is all you've gotta remember now days.

and oppapi.

sonano kankenai

isn't there something about 072 meaning masturbation?

what's k-y?!

it's all about the wimmens

[Guest jmatsu]

isn't there something about 072 meaning masturbation?

what's k-y?!

it's all about the wimmens

i am embarrassed to say i don't know 072.

ky = kuki yome.

[my friend goo]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=nfjqC9rNLVA

[naturaljax]

i am embarrassed to say i don't know 072.

ky = kuki yome.

072 = ’お’「なな」の’な’　に　= おなに = masturbation?

at least that's how I had it described to me...

wtf does dondake even mean haha

[Guest jmatsu]

072 = ’お’「なな」の’な’　に　= おなに = masturbation?

at least that's how I had it described to me...

wtf does dondake even mean haha

oh i get it.

dondake...hmmm nonliterally probably like wtf!?!?

i bored, this is for you. do you like robpongi? i might have mentioned him along time ago. i partied with him a couple years ago.

http://www.robpongi.com/pages/comboTOKYONIGHTS09.html

[Guest supernoob]

its kinna sad...but i watched robpongi a couple years back and wanted 2 go to tokio.

glad i kno bettr now

[naturaljax]

hahaha what a guy, I love doing stuff like what he does in that video in Japan, even though you know none of those gyaru's or whatever are gonna want to hook up with you unless you look EXACTLY like them, but with a penis.

[thomas_highstreet]

that guy looks like a fucking tool. i guess you think that ghettocitiez guys cool too? fucking gayzor.

[Guest jmatsu]

that guy looks like a fucking tool. i guess you think that ghettocitiez guys cool too? fucking gayzor.

the guys from ghettocitiz was a fucking idiot, but robpongi actually understands alot about jap culture. he's pretty intelligent.

josh from ghetto citiz would have been better if he didn't dress like that, had other bitches besides 2 decent one, and stopped with bullshit stories. anyway i never like him and hope he dies.

[naturaljax]

I just want to hit up the club, grind some nasty gyaru's, get drunk, smoke some cigs, and peace out

edit: nasty as in hot but you know you shouldn't fuck wit 'em

[Guest jmatsu]

I just want to hit up the club, grind some nasty gyaru's, get drunk, smoke some cigs, and peace out

edit: nasty as in hot but you know you shouldn't fuck wit 'em

the only reason i can think of as 2 why i would fuck kogalu is cause they're at a level where even if you do the most cruelest/evil shit too them, you never really feel bad about it or guilty enough to really give a shit. they are unguilty pleasures.

[naturaljax]

HAHA are you talking like evil shit in the bedroom or in terms of a relationship, because honestly why would you DATE one of them

[Guest jmatsu]

HAHA are you talking like evil shit in the bedroom or in terms of a relationship, because honestly why would you DATE one of them

bedroom. stealing their money. getting them fucked up and selling their bodies. your basic shit.

[naturaljax]

jmatsu there is so much I could learn from you

[Guest jmatsu]

jmatsu there is so much I could learn from you

did i ever tell you my story about the time we met hiv positive gal?

[naturaljax]

no! I'm all ears.

the craziest story I've heard you tell was the yazuka mansion one where guys were doing coke off naked chicks or something

[Guest jmatsu]

no! I'm all ears.

the craziest story I've heard you tell was the yazuka mansion one where guys were doing coke off naked chicks or something

okay here you go:

apparently there are health insurance companies that provide better service for hiv/aid positive clientle if they carry one of those insurance-generated disease cards (apparently the insurance rates are astronomical). i did not know this phenomenon or if it is still relevant. they carry them around for discounts at various drug stores or businesses that are sympathetic to the insurance companies/hiv carriers.

so a couple of years ago me and my buddies were on patrol in ikebukuro westgate.

we spit some game to some bitches and ended up at some random bar.

we paid the tab and it pissed me off that they were so obnoxious and didn't even offer to pay nor did they really seem too grateful.

we ended up at some karaoke box. by the end of the night we we got the bill and shit was mad expensive. the bitches said they didn't have any money. this irritated us, but wtf...whatever, right? always in packs the bitches went to the bathroom together.

my friend didn't believe that they didn't even have no money...so he went through their handbags. 2 of the 3 had those hiv cards. so my friend grabbed their cash (around40000) and we ran away and lef them the bill.

you gotta be careful!

[Guest supernoob]

those wimmen musta fukd sum foreignerz