what are you swearing today?

[travisio]

poopmouth

poophead

i'm trying to cut down on my cursing.

[Guest]

ginger balls

[dismalfuture]

a couple of days ago (my most recent outing to the pub) I was approached by a Pakistani guy about 6 full inches taller and wider than me for a cigarette. Guy dug his paw in and took like 4 cigarettes and went back to his table. No more than 30 seconds later he came back asking for another, and you know, my obvious response is "fuck off cunt," but had a couple drinks in me so it probably came out a little better than expected and I added the slamming pint glass effect.

Suddenly I see this beer stein flying mid-air across the pub, coming crashing down on the table. Needless to say guy was carried out of the pus by the arms like a mental patient, and the bar owners extended closing time by 30 minutes for me so I wouldn't walk out and get killed on the street, so i got another beer out of it, haha.

[Guest panicinapagoda]

slut face begger dog

[tweeds]

unthinkingly i greeted a friend at work this morning with "hello motherfucker"

he sort of gaped for a moment before smiling

[ChaseDizzy]

just fuck a lot. Maybe nignog

[broneck]

Qx49T5WJ3vI

[chmercer]

"capper" i think was the most recent

[PQRS7]

cockmilk comebucket

[keagan]

i've been saying "shithead" a lot.

Yeah.

Don't be a shithead.

[keri]

my two faves recently are

"stupid motherfucker" < always comes out with a hard southern accent....

and "shit fire and hot balls"

[Comma H]

My buddy at work went to a gay bar where a lot of chicks hang out to try to pick up. So we've been calling him fag dick lately. Its so simple and juvenile.

[Caps Lock]

Whilist at soccer practice, I called a fellow teammate an "inbred redheaded twat" cause he could recieve the cross I gave him.

...It made my day.

[Cue]

may i refer you all to http://youswear.com for hours of fun?

many thanks.

[Darkeside]

inbred redheaded twat

i know there are plenty of useless gingers about, but you needn't bring it down to that level!

[AstroWolf]

Shut up you "pussy cream!".

[Pandemonium]

'get the fuck outta here' in a strong american-italian accent.

always.

so it sounds like

'get the fack atta 'ere'

i'm sure a lot of people do it.

it's funnier cause i'm asian.

[jpgm]

fartknocker.

snatchscratcher.

mingemuncher.

and if someone annoys you, you can always give em the old 'drop knee cunt punch'.

[Comma H]

'get the fuck outta here' in a strong american-italian accent.

always.

so it sounds like

'get the fack atta 'ere'

i'm sure a lot of people do it.

it's funnier cause i'm asian.

"fah-gedda-boudit"

[lil brown brother]

maderpakker .... in a strong filipino FOB accent

[superBobo]

jävla fitta

[countach!]

I was saying douche alot.

Stopped it and now I used cuss combos like: "Fucking fuck, fuck, shit, damn!"

Stuff like that. You know, taking a break on the heavy hitters

EDIT: Oh yea, and "you fucking fuck, fuck you" has been dominating my insults for a while now

[ThugLife]

freakin fucker!

[Decoy]

cunt has been pretty popular today

[red]

ive been saying:

motherbitch

motherlicker

mothernuts

nutface

muttonface

muttonlicker

and all variations held within.

[keyko]

fucking bollocks!

[upandcoming]

bloody wanker....

[axtsang]

Diu lei lo mo

[Thorns]

I was standing in line for funnel cake with a friend yesterday when I told him I could shit in a bucket and fry it and it would still be healthier than a funnel cake.

There was a small child right behind me.

[Guest JonasW]

I enjoy pig fucking cunt myself.