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your post to rrep ratio is outta control...

My ratio is modest compared to trox or timber. (read, you are too kind)

Mink23, almondcrush is right. That, and rep won't buy you new clothes but new clothes might get you rep...and those tenderonis you speak of ;)

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there are currently 5 DMZ members perusing SZ... pathetic.

There are now 6. I was supposed to have a plan but my cellphone-less friend who was the originator is nowhere to be found and other people are either out of the country or not available. I suck at life tonight, I think I'm going to bury my sadness in a glass of alcohol at the nearest bar (and that's not far) or stay home and watch cartoons.

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18 years is borderline... let's see, how's your engrish? Do you still hold citizenship/a passport from your former country? would you say you have adopted more western ideologies or do you still stick with the principles handed down to you by the elders of the village from which you came? do you buy your underwear at the grocery store? is it commonplace for you to wear a layer of pajamas/thermals, called "nan neeng-goo" underneath your regular winter clothes? DID YOU ACTUALLY JUST STEP OFF A BOAT? These might lead you to the answer you are looking for.

Generally speaking, I think once you've lived in a country for 20 years, you should shed your fob status.

In my particular case, I could not understand a word of engrish 1 of em was speaking. She spoke with a similar incomprehensible ennunciation that deaf people commonly have.

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Let's see

English is my best language :o

I will always have my hk/uk citizenship, passport needs to be updated tho

I definitely respect my elders aka I do whatever mum tells me

I've never brought my undies from grocery stores

I have no idea what nan neego goo is before this plus, I said plane not BOAT

But I missed the finer point in your story, two of them and one of you...was there a threeway? How did you flirt with a non english speaker?

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But I missed the finer point in your story, two of them and one of you...was there a threeway?

no threeway unfortunately. :(

How did you flirt with a non english speaker?

lots of eye contact, sexual innuendo and strategic touching...

for instance, i asked them to give me a thai nickname, and the girl who couldnt speak english dubbed me "porn" -- I forget what it means in thai, but she did not know the english vers. Her friend proceeded to explain to her what it meant in English, and why I was so pleased with it.

How's your cantonese?

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How's your cantonese?

I have an "accent" when I speak cantonese that makes pple think I'm abc when I'm hk :(

I can read and write my own name..plus a few characters.

MinK you're lucky, I went to private schools in hk and here and both places required me to wear jump skirt but no nan geengo gee. Only boy shorts to keep our privates private when we du cartwheels and stuff. Kinda bad cos one school was near the ocean and it was consistantly cold and windy.

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sleazie is it actually fobby to wear thermals (purchased at the grocery) under your clothes in the winter

am i not the red blooded american i thought i was

should i start unlearning the pledge of allegiance now :(

I'm sorry i mispoke. In certain conditions, thermals are not only allowed but might be a necessity. However, if you saw what naneengoos looked like, you would agree with my assessment.

will try to find pics.

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