Team DMZ

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I'm just kidding about the last one, that was just a fond memory of the low-tech days; fukin high school girls over there know how to say 'Marc Jacobs' and shit when were you just considering splitting a bottle of soju and grabbing a boob now.

[madeinkorea23]

hahah so night is a no go i guess. maybe just go to americanized clubs like circle or answer then to try and and find some girls.

and 관광 nights look so sad haha. everytime when i drive by the 고석버스 terminal by central city and it says 나이트 in huge letters at the terminal, i just think to myself who would go there??

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Want me to take you to Gosok Terminal's own in-house night-euh to find out? It'd be a first for the both of us. Plus, given the chances, I could probably square you away with some 36 year old fanny if you were keen, miK23.

[madeinkorea23]

hahah ill be going this summer so i guess first stop will be the gosok bus terminal night. gotta start somewhere right? so if i want to look appealing to that age group i better start practice singing some 박현빈 type of shit with all that 뽕짝. maybe i can score some girls with tell me dance that i have perfected over the past few weeks?

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Did you seriously get into that Wondergirls dancing hype miK23? The boards will convene and let you know once a decision has been made.

[madeinkorea23]

shit i made a mistake im sorry. i just couldn't help it. my heart has been captured by yeh eun from wonder girls and i need to meet her somehow.

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miK23, kimchigirl has alerted me that she is going cut off all ties with you, if it comes to light that you've been renting Musicbank from the Korean store and ogling the Wondergirls.

[madeinkorea23]

NOOOOO... anything but that please. i know i have made many mistakes in life but please forgive me. but i dont rent music bank from video store, i get MBC and SBS at home on TV and theres hella wondergirls hype in san jose cause the rapping girl yoobin went to my high school but she left two years ago. but please just forgive me. i seriously made a mistake and i would not want to jeopordize my chances with kimchinuna for a wondergirl

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miK23 your suspension may be lifted, depending on your performance in 2008. Your goal is to cop as many 18 year old tenderoni girls for the DMZ higher-ups as possible. Skills test will begin whenever the weather becomes warm enough for girls to start wearing miniskirts again.

[madeinkorea23]

done. ill do my best to strive in 2008 to find the young females in korea and make them fall in love with the dmz higher-ups. and i would like to formally apologize to kimchinuna for saying wondergirls captured my heart.

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miK23, if you were alive 8 years ago (were you?) they used to have these 'Jr. Clubs' in Shinchon and places like that for all the high school tenderoni kids. You'd pay cover and get a drink coupon, and you'd walk up to the bar and it was like your choice of Dr. Pepper or Welch's Grape drink in the big migook-sized cans. Then you got to dance in a line to bad techno, boys on side, girls on the opposite. If you were 'leaving da club with a hotty' you could drop by the 김치볶음밥 place and have mad conversations with your lady while getting your 밥 on and maybe toasting some of the Jinro in the clear bottle.

Your goal is to find out if any of these places have survived.

[madeinkorea23]

damn i wont be in korea till summer but i guess naver is every korean's best friend so i will be doing my research with naver for now. but school is in 5 hours and i must sleep so i shall begin this research tomorrow. goodnight DMZ and thank you for second chance dismal. i will not dissapoint.

[sleazie ninja number 47]

김치볶음밥 place??...lawlz... sounds like my kinna place...$7 for 18 yr old tenderoni grlz sounds amazing...gonna start saving up...

[madeinkorea23]

is it illegal to be a pedofile in korea?

[sleazie ninja number 47]

i'd say no, but that's just me. omc might know more about this.

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If you get them pre-surgery, they usually have bodies resembling children anyway, so there's a viable option, miK23.

In addition to the solicitation-free club options I listed above miK, I forgot:

-butterface girls/the lucky ten percent you holler at from the VIP balcony at club of your choice (choose wisely): $1500+

-The over 30 crowd (whom I like to call the dried flowers) that migrate towards foreigner's Irish pubs, the basement of the grand Hyatt (out on the prowl for finance guys), or, if they're really worth it, they're saving themselves for the right person (for that night, in the basement of the Park Hyatt, preciously nursing a $25 mojito): $10-500 for drinks, bring your own American-sized condom and lubez

[dizzhizz]

is it illegal to be a pedofile in korea?

Definitely so. Pics will be displayed on public property in local districts, especially around schools to warn off the pervs.

Don't say I didnt warn you!

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Good morning dizz! How was your monthlong nap?

[madeinkorea23]

haha dizz is back. and dismal thanks for the heads up. i wanna swoop on a young korean girl that looks somewhat along the lines of 소녀시대 and wondergirls.

and that night in Hyatt, my cousin met a guy there that said he was a doctor and they dated for like 6 months till she found out he was lying about his job and everything hahah

[dizzhizz]

-The over 30 crowd (whom I like to call the dried flowers) that migrate towards foreigner's Irish pubs, the basement of the grand Hyatt (out on the prowl for finance guys), or, if they're really worth it, they're saving themselves for the right person (for that night, in the basement of the Park Hyatt, preciously nursing a $25 mojito): $10-500 for drinks, bring your own American-sized condom and lubez

Good call Dismal.

As of recent, JJ's was packing some quality meat on the weekdays but the clubs in Kangnam have taken over again - especially with Club Answer and them model whores.

[dizzhizz]

Good morning dizz! How was your monthlong nap?

와트 엎 Dismal!

Yeah, I've been a bit dormant these days but still time find to lurk and found your conversations with realmyth to be highly amusing.

Anyways, I'm just doing my thing and working, clubbing, drinking, fawking, etc. The same and only shit to do in Korea.

You plan on coming back anytime soon?

[madeinkorea23]

my friend whos pretty nasty looking just recently had her b-day party at club answer and she invited like 100 people on facebook but sadly it only showed that 9 people would be attending hahah

the hyatt night is called JJ mahoney or some thing right?

[sleazie ninja number 47]

mink, didnt you have the hookup with the hot young krn girlz, esp. that 1 chick from San Jose?

speaking of kangnam dizz, have u been to the ann demeulemeester store there? it looks pretty interesting, at least architecturally.

so how much moniez i need to have to have a good time in Seoul for say 2-3 weeks, ill stay at love hotels like dismal, idk. like 10k? more? less? there arent any casinos right? if there are i have to plan accordingly.

are condoms smaller in korea? what sort of lubes are available?

[dizzhizz]

haha dizz is back. and dismal thanks for the heads up. i wanna swoop on a young korean girl that looks somewhat along the lines of 소녀시대 and wondergirls.

and that night in Hyatt, my cousin met a guy there that said he was a doctor and they dated for like 6 months till she found out he was lying about his job and everything hahah

안소희 ('Tell me') > Wondergirls > Girls Generation.

Keeping it real.

As for meeting peeps in the clubs, its second nature to lie about your age, profession, house, etc. Its best to practice your lying abilities with room salon girls and massage parlour girls. Trust me.

[tk1o48]

i want in. i make excellant kimchi cheegae. im the reigning cheegae master in this part of town

[madeinkorea23]

sleazie, that girl has a boyfriend unfortunately so i cannot deliver her to you. you talkin about the miss korea chick right?

and regarding casinos, if you are korean citizen then you are not allowed to go to the casinos but if you are foreigner i believe you are allowed to go. and condoms i would have no idea about. food can be cheap or expensive in korea. if you eat chepa korean food everyday then its cheap but you try to spit a little game and go to an italian restaurant or some thing and its $$$. but i heard the massage places are pretty cheap for pretty hot and horny girls

[sleazie ninja number 47]

RS girls are so bool sang heh, they'll believe anything u tell em. they just want a better life, a way out, etc... so pathetic. i got a friend in NY that only dates RS girls, I'm like wtfyo?! he's short and doesnt dress well, so i guess its fine.

[madeinkorea23]

dizz sohee is no good. its all about yeh eun. and yoobin used to look like in high school and she was no where near what she looks like today. its amazing what plastic surgery can do to a person in 2 years.

[sleazie ninja number 47]

yeah, the miss korea chick. i gotta go back and look for her pics.

id probably goto the massage place at least once a day, and I dont really need to eat. if the love motel has a breakfast buffet that should suffice in terms of food.

[dizzhizz]

my friend whos pretty nasty looking just recently had her b-day party at club answer and she invited like 100 people on facebook but sadly it only showed that 9 people would be attending hahah

the hyatt night is called JJ mahoney or some thing right?

I saw that posting on facebook - no offfense but it seemed kind of loserish to post and invite heads from the K-town community.

And yes, JJ's be the spot. Best to go on the weekdays.