Team DMZ

[Fuuma]

fuuma, i lost my mobile phone (for the 11th time this year), so i no longer have your number. Are u in NY or somesing?

ANYWAJUH, sorry I have been MIA i have been busy kkoh-shuhing girls to sleep with me and in the alternative spending huge portions of my life at the Borgata in Atlantic City. I hope everyone is well, and has a great New Year, and may your 08's be prosperous, happy, and may all DMZ members be knee-deep in bbohjee-joosuh.

SAE YEH BOK MAN NEE BAH DUHRAH EE NOH MUH SEKKI DURAH!

I was supposed to be in NYC so was giving you a heads up but sadly I had to cancel my trip...

You drink to much to be a responsible mobile owner, I recommend gluing a blackberry to your stomach

Happy new year to all my DMZ brothers and sisters...

[Analog]

Executive Branch

ddohnggo : Dear Leader, Heavenly Scion, Five Monkey Fingers of Death

sleazie ninja number 47: Ministry of Propaganda and Marketing, Kiosk Overlord

Analog : Ministry of Administrative Bureaucracy and Obfuscation

Lieutenants

goldengloves : Special Ops

dizzhizz "dizzy" : Cultural Attaché

Liberation1945 : [dis]organized Crime

dismalfuture : Debauched Apparatchik

Fuumas Maximuus : Maréchal de Bataillon Chapeau Noir, Grande Vizier of the Lavin Marches

sidneylo : Image Informatics, YoYo Grandmaster

still : Acquisitor

mass : Quintuple Agent

Jeol-byung-deul

kimchigirl : Most Favoured Concubine (in training)

madeinkorea23 "minK" : Minion #2, House DJ

Tarmac : Minion #4, Kimchi Evangelist, French Tickler

GayDream8==D~ : Minion #5, The Messenger Reborn

|||||||||||||||||| : Minion #6

suckdick aka jahjee bbahrah : Minion #7, Aerobics Instructor, Part-time Fluffer

2000db : Minion #8, The Button Pusher

cuddlysheep : Minion #9, Pornographer

Re-Indoctrination

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Gae-jip (Dog house)

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AWOL

dennisk "donkeykong" : Minion #99, Soju Pourer

Open Positions

– Convenience Store Legion Commander

– Esteemed Disciplinarian

– Archivist

– Korbonics Seun-saeng-nim

– Most Favoured Minion (Minion #1)

Franchise Opportunities

– Convenience Stores

– Love Motels

– Miscellaneous Kiosks

– 2D/3D Animation Sweatshops

Recruitment Candidates

designersheep

chris

avantster

Foreign Diplomats

jmatsu : Axis Powers Ambassador, Executive Hater

wEstSidE : Trash Prince in Exile

[fndmybetterhalf]

who'll be in korea for late march? ill be in there for 5 days...which most likely 3 out of 5 ill be in Taejon visiting the grandpa/mas.

im down to hit the NRB and sing some Brown Eyes.

[madeinkorea23]

im still a jeol-byung..so sad but atleast im still in the same grouping as kimchi누나

[almondcrush]

hey guys

if you could send my regards to the wizard responsible for jajangmyun

id appreciate it thanks

[sleazie ninja number 47]

i think that's more of chinese origin, but when I see dat dude, I'll say "gamsamneedah" for you anyways.

where u get good jahjangmyun btw? not in manhattan.

[almondcrush]

i dont care so much for the original version

the jajangmyun guy is the yamane of black bean paste

last time i was there the korean owned chinese place in the fort lee plaza made a great bowl

[sleazie ninja number 47]

Ahh, icic....Fort Rhee makes more sense. If you like spicy soups, you should try Champpong next time your at a krn-chinese place.

[madeinkorea23]

places in san jose area suck for jajangmyun. i miss the damn delivery jajangmyuns in korea where it comes to you in like 5-10 minutes and it tastes good as hell. the ones here smell like chlorine cause i thikn they use some chlorine shit to wash the dishes

[tk1o48]

yuh bo sae yo. i live in san jose too madeinkorea! i got food poisoning from a jajangmyun jheep on elcamino. gonna stay away from that noodlegoodness for a while

[sleazie ninja number 47]

how can u deny yourself the pleasures of eating dakwong drenched in shik-cho and unevenly cut raw white onion dipped in bean paste alongside your jjmyun?

[tk1o48]

my temptations will soon give in...

[madeinkorea23]

dakwong is a must for me when i eat jjmyun but i just eat the onions with beanpaste cause i always get fucking hungry while waiting for my jjmyun.

[madeinkorea23]

is ann still in korea? what are the dmzers in korea doing?

[tk1o48]

the tags on this thread are amazingly accurate

[dismalfuture]

dizz is AWOL, he hasn't checked in for awhile... coincidentally he went missing when IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII went to Korea....

[sleazie ninja number 47]

dizz is AWOL, he hasn't checked in for awhile... coincidentally he went missing when IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII went to Korea....

unga bunga...

whatever happens in Seoul stays in Seoul?

[dismalfuture]

and kimchigirl is busy at work procuring dem Lavinz (or other DMZ-accepted footwear) for her beloved dongseng miK23....

[dismalfuture]

We didn't really get to give azn8oi a real DMZ meetup in Seoul b/c we did it on like a Sunday the first time, then I ended up with a full plate the second time he came through...

I would like to move DMZ meets to Tokyo in the future...

[sleazie ninja number 47]

2008 DMZ meetup will be in San Tropez on the deck of Dear Leader's nuclear submarine. :eek:

[dismalfuture]

will there be Korean foodz there? I don't eat Korean foodz....

[dismalfuture]

if IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII brings California rolls to DMZ meet in St. Tropez I will fking stab myself in the heart.

[goldengloves]

I'll wear my D&G banana hammock bathing suit to the San Tropez meet. Booyah.

[dismalfuture]

As an alternate location, I'd like to nominate the Greek Islands for DMZ meet 2008. As we show off our finely chiseled Korean physiques in the Mediterranean sun, ddohnggo can do a Baywatch search n rescue for miK23, who will be drowning amongst a group of frolicking topless European wimminz, and I will be singing 'iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii'll be theeeerreeee' while drinking cheap rum on the beach....

[madeinkorea23]

kimchinuna is makin lanvins for me??? if this is true, i am quite satisfied with life.

but Greek Islands for 2008 meet? i wanna go to korean night clubs or something and test my abilities through booking since i am of legal age now. but if it has to be in greek islands, let me atleast be saved from drowning by kimchinuna

[madeinkorea23]

oh dammit. its Lavins not Lanvins. i just reread it.

[dismalfuture]

What skills did you think were needed for booking? You just need $200, a mouth, and at least a working index and middle finger to get wet... I've seen less though.

[madeinkorea23]

are the girls hot or nasty? or maybe i should hit up a 안마방. nvm thats just too dirty

[dismalfuture]

Booking club-related flashback: 2003? 2002? Club Nyla in the basement of the Elle Lui Hotel, I met up with my group of friends after work and ran late so I still had my suit and necktie on (bad move), we were cracking into the XO pretty hard and the waiter was shit for the $1000 we gave him so we just got drunk and sang songs in the back. The waiters finally start bringing the girls into our room, and since I'm dressed like a total square I wasn't having any luck, but I drop my cigarette on the floor and notice as I'm picking it up that my buddy on the other side of the table has his fingers in the very first girl brought to him, and it took like all of 2 minutes perhaps?

2 months later I'm walking down the street in Shinchon and I walk right into that friend and the same girl from that night, and I've never seen a man look so embarassed as I did that day, he literally spun around and dragged the girl the other way towards McDonald's.

Later that summer I ended up doing the same thing, except I wasn't as discreet about it when parading the girl out on the town and my friends snitched me out.

I took a booking club break and I think it was dizz that reminded they even existed last summer, then I went to some poor man's club that cost all of $250 and I ended up drinking that Imperial fake whiskey and making out with a girl with braces and THE TIGHTEST granny panties ever, they were like a nylon chastity pant.

[dismalfuture]

hot girlz = $1000 VIP room

nasty wimminz = $250 table

really nasty wimminz= $50 관광나이트

really lucking out and getting hot 18 year old tenderoni girlz = juice disco/line dancing club + 볶음밥 집 for the after party, total expenditure, $7