How would you use it all?

[macuser3of5]

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I think I'm soaking my next pair of repros in 5 gallons of lube to get some nice glazed fades and honeycombs. Any leftover lube goes to personal use (say 15 gallons), and I'll finish the party by hosting a lube orgy in the city's indoor spa. Big maybe there...

How would you divvy up the 50 gallons of goodness? Points awarded for creativity and efficiency.

[C0C0]

what the. . .

[keri]

might last a month in my bedroom.

[sycamore no more]

might last a month in my bedroom.

A month? You're fast! :eek:

[keri]

what do you think erik does while i browse sf?

why do you think i type so badly?

[holotekor]

theres no fucking reason that should cost 3000 dollars. if anyone would actually buy it, 300 dollars a barrel seems more appropriate.

[kauflust]

theres no fucking reason that should cost 3000 dollars. if anyone would actually buy it, 300 dollars a barrel seems more appropriate.

If you do the math, it's actually a good deal. 50 gallons = 6,400 fluid ounces. Normally, you pay about a dollar, more or less, per fluid ounce when you do the 3.3 or 10.1 fluid oz bottles. $3,000 for 6,400 fluid ounces is a fucking good deal.

In the past, I've done lube slip n' slides with five galloners...and that's just barely covering it. The only good thing is that if it got tacky, we could always "revive" it with some plain old water.

(Used to work for a safe sex group on campus)

[junglejane]

i would host a lube-wrestling event.

[the wit of the staircase]

the price is about right. lube is expensive.

wet is a small but important step up from ky. horrible stuff.

i'd put it next to my vat of lard i suppose.

[onemancult]

can i use it as cooking oil?

[tweeds]

see, i've got this guy that i hate, and he's got a wardrobe of stuff he likes...

[kauflust]

i would host a lube-wrestling event.

Please send me an invite.

[almondcrush]

id grease up the floor

and do a backspin for hours

i would probably also see how far i could slide on my socks

[RAISED BY WOLVES]

A month? You're fast! :eek:

Or dry...???

[ghostdeini]

wet is a small but important step up from ky. horrible stuff.

what's your fav. brand... I'm genuinely interested

[kauflust]

what's your fav. brand... I'm genuinely interested

Depends what you are going to use it for...

[junglejane]

Depends what you are going to use it for...

for sexy time.

[kauflust]

for sexy time.

lol, but even for the sexy time, there are many kinds of sexy times.

for example, jj or you supergays, if you want to do the pegging/anal a thicker lube is better than one with a thinner consistency. but any type of lube is better than none, unless you like it like that.

water base vs silicone base: water evaporates and the lube'll get tacky. but good for water sex. silicone lasts much longer, can be revived with saliva or water, but women are more prone to get yeast infections. this can also ruin your strap-on, jj.

and before i sound too nerdy, etc etc.

[junglejane]

this can also ruin your, strap-on, jj.

don't worry. I have plenty more under the bed, just in case.

[doctorgnar]

[mr fluffernutter]

b u m p

[Pandemonium]

those girls need to be more lubed up.

[kauflust]

warm weather bump

[jeepster]

posterity/best tag "wet original" bump

[Thorns]

Has anybody else ever found that when you buy it they will come?

A few summers ago we bought a kiddie pool, filled it with jello, and with almost no pushing from us at all we ended up with naked girls wrestling in our kiddie pool. Its incredible how effective simply having a kiddie pool and a large quantity of 'lube' like product can be when attempting to get females out of their skivvies.

I should probably include that there was plenty of booze at this party as well.