how do i score hipster chicks

[wEstSidE]

title says it all.

also i am underage so i can't get them drunk.

edit: perhaps this belongs in the trash?

[Darkadious]

since when does age involve anything with being drunk these days, or any days for that matter

[greentalks43]

You're kidding, right?

[lil brown brother]

i think he's serious....

[mwrenchd]

take them skiing

[Hypebitch]

take them to the beach

[Larry Gene David]

Maybe like -5 for wearing Abercrombie, 7+ for wearing Supreme and so on.

[wEstSidE]

Maybe like -5 for wearing Abercrombie, 7+ for wearing Supreme and so on.

sweet i win the game then.

btw this thread is not "seriose."

underage matters occasionally but not often. usually over 18 means your good. especially at gallery openings. those are great.

[mwrenchd]

Cocaine

123

[wEstSidE]

i think mwrenchd has the best answer so far.

anyelse?

[ghostdeini]

Cocaine

123

quoted for truth

[evisu 2000]

tell them you're in a band.

[Fuuma]

Beat 95% of the opposition by starting with "hi" instead of staying in your corner then follow this 3 steps long, easily mastered, strategy:

1)Talking

2)Laughing

3)Fucking

[kauflust]

Buy them more eyeliner and t-shirts that look like they're thrifted but not

[djrajio]

Cocaine

+

3)Fucking

= The Answer

[Double D]

Downsize 3 inches.

[qwertyuiop5]

take your penis out and never look back

[zelah]

i love me some hipster hotties

[onemancult]

depends on the kind of hipster girl, but

buying her something vintage and expensive usually works.

[mellowbonsai]

Hipster girls are self-styled masters of the universe, theres no such thing as scoring hipster chicks, hipster chicks score you. And if you tell them you're in a band, make sure you're actually in one. She might ask for a CD or when your next show is.

[Spike]

Seriously, coke. If you even need to ask you shouldn't be trying to nail hipster chicks

If you can't get coke being in a band that no-one has heard of but is "the next big thing" might work

[Caps Lock]

When in doubt, whip it out. If not then coke then whip it out works 99.9% of the time.

[cheapmuthafukr]

yeah... coke...

[Seething Tortoise]

1. Buy Rohypnol

2. Drug underage hipster chick.

3. ?????

4. PROFIT

[Cynlix]

?

[Guest doubletap]

COCAINE... pretty much will get you any chick.

having style and living in or near a big city also helps.

[lithiumsys]

What the fuck, no one has said painting yet?

[wEstSidE]

i was waiting for that one...

takes too long

what about the ones that don't do coke?

they're out there.

[sidneylo]

what about the ones that don't do coke?

No such thing.

[Icarus]

Sidney's right; if they don't do coke, they aren't hipsters.