how do i score hipster chicks

[wEstSidE]

i'm still curious as to what kind of hipster girl this guy is after. there are subsects, and targeting them appropriately is key.

except if they're out of towners, as stated. those sluts will give it up for just a little bit of new york grit.

the kind that will fuck me. preferably easily.

[PAID VACATION]

go to art school

the easier to get into the easier the babes, massart and equally open door shit schools will have the eager beaver

[wEstSidE]

i'm in college. shit was hard as fuck to get into. i don't want to leave here.

[onemancult]

what school are you at?

[polishmike]

Go to any bar in LES, don't get totally drunk like every hipster there, talk about socialism and how you would like to go to Paris. Success guaranteed.

oh yeah, bring coke.

[wEstSidE]

what's this about socialism and paris? that shit is cliched man. been there done that. this ain't middle school.

coke, on the other hand...

[polishmike]

I'm telling you what hipster chicks will fall for. I've been to Paris too but if you've done socialism I feel sorry for you.

Do you want to sleep with hipster chicks or are you a hipster looking for your other half? I only recommend coke if you're after the first.

[wEstSidE]

shit man i was a stupid kid...it was for like 2 weeks man. i just want to sleep with them...yes coke seems to be the good option.

[DBlock]

i didnt know hipster chicks were cokeheads, no wonder i havent been gettin any

[SlukeB101]

id say just be blunt about things maybe even whip it out on them if needed

[werdtoyourmoms]

it was for like 2 weeks man. i just want to sleep with them...

get a teddy and a big owd bwanket!!!!!

[wEstSidE]

i don't understand...

when i say sleep i mean fuck.

[malsponge]

where can i cop straight edge vegan bike cuties?

northern california. especially santa cruz. eeerrr but they're not that cute

[bangbangbang]

Are you a fatty? Then you'll have to lose some weight first. Look like someone she can beat up. Then wear something like this to one of those horrible hipster parties:

Act all uncertain as to whether you're into chicks. They'll love trying to "convert" you.

If you're using coke as an accessory, first try railing it off your own peen as a party trick. Then offer her some off of yours.

[wEstSidE]

i don't have that kind of flexibility man. i'm not a gymnist.

[down4nyhc]

with the above outfit you'll have success with hipster gay men as well. this might on the other hand get you free coke so it might just be a necesarry step for you

[bangbangbang]

If a hipster chick sees you getting it with a hipster gay man, you're in ftw.

Gold, baby, gold.

[willy cheesesteak]

how do i score blonde sorority chicks decked out in A&F, big sunglasses, and uggs?

-Brag about working at Abercrombie

-Brag about your discount

-Talk about how smashed you got last night

-Talk about how smashed you're going to get tonight

-Alcohol

[onemancult]

ground rule for getting hipster chicks to be interested in you:

suck cock for coke.

[artificialsky]

LISTEN TO THIS MAN.

[bangbangbang]

When I say getting it with a gay hipster guy, I don't mean some kissy kissy shit.Better if she sees it too. Dirtier the kink, the more she'll want you.

[DaBestSpoona]

well one thing you can do is scour the bus stations like port authority, the boston\dc\philly chinatown buses and look for pre hipster makeover trash. They're usually wearing mall brands still and look lost. It's kinda like banging high school chicks.

[onemancult]

mall hipster girls are so down for being fucked by city guys that it is ridiculous.

plus, they're usually the tenderest of ages, and haven't been ravaged by drugs.

all this talk of using cocaine to score chicks, have you ever fucked with a real cokehead? it is fucking the worst shit ever.... both pre, during, and post sex is

like a nightmare. you nut and instantly feel a chasm burned into your soul. especially

if you nut in her mouth.

[artificialsky]

you nut and instantly feel a chasm burned into your soul. especially if you nut in her mouth.

there is no part of that sentence that i don't like.

[polishmike]

HAHAHAHAHA

so true

[wEstSidE]

agree.

omc gets my vote for sufu superpresident

[onemancult]

i'm accepting all donations towards my campaign against CMF for the love of C0C0.

he is hillary clinton, and i am barack.

he's got his own denim line,

but i've got the cock.

[wildcat]

This thread's a winner. Here's a tested formula... American Apparel, skinny black jeans, messy hair, creeper mustache, be in a band or be a dj, listen to mstrkrft or remixes of anything, have some coke (don't do any, it's for them), make a few back handed compliments about their fashion, and Enter With Precaution.

[polishmike]

Have coke and don't do it. Now that's a rare advice.

[ghostdeini]

Have coke and don't do it. Now that's a rare advice.

cmon mayne we've all heard it before