the "ask an asian" thread.

[sycamore no more]

Why does chard's first name rhyme with his last name? Man Phan?

[lil brown brother]

Asian women... why can't they parallel park?

... bec parallel parking is the west's attempt at making asians bow to their will...

Why does ayn spend so much money?

... bec he can.....

Why does chard's first name rhyme with his last name? Man Phan?

.. at least he doesnt have the same last name as his first......

QFT.

Do all chinese asians use "lah"

.. i dunno-lah....

[elle]

why do aZn pride stuff always sound retardedly goodie goodie?

[1995chardx]

Is it true that chinese poeple eat babies?

Is it true that you guys eat dogs?

[fndmybetterhalf]

^^^^ im actually korean but i eat babies every morning for breakfast.

dogs are for special occasions like...weekeneds.

[lil brown brother]

Is it true that chinese poeple eat babies?

Is it true that you guys eat dogs?

u ever tried dogs and babies? best shit out there...... nutritious too

[1995chardx]

^^^^ im actually korean but i eat babies every morning for breakfast.

dogs are for special occasions like...weekeneds.

i fucken knew it! all my dogs are staying inside now

[headcoat]

Why are all non-Korean asians so jealous of Koreans?

[fndmybetterhalf]

^^^^ cuz we eat dogs so our penis is 10 inches long?

[LA Guy]

Why do all asians apart from myself, have small willies

Azn to azn? Why are you checking out other Asian dudes willies?

[hahnstch]

do asians like to drink mello yello?

[LeatherSeatBelt]

i heard alot of white people dont wipe their ass after they take shits. is that true?

we need an "ask a white guy" thread.

[Begåvningsreserven]

That's true. Instead of wiping we collect the excrement and store it in small oval container's. We then export it to asia where it's sold as "Century egg"

[fndmybetterhalf]

Why do all asians apart from myself, have small willies

why do british asian guys say silly things like "willies"?

[LeatherSeatBelt]

I Was Just Thinking That!

[mis]

That's true. Instead of wiping we collect the excrement and store it in small oval container's. We then export it to asia where it's sold as "Century egg"

You love century eggs, you just dont know it yet.

[ProfMonnitoff]

Where do you think the asian fetish that a lot of white nerds seem to have comes from? I took a CS101 course once for the fuck of it and every single guy in there wanted to go to japan.

edit: and rescue a poor japanese girl from japan's oppressive society

[athletic11]

what's the deal with you guys? seriously!

[ak]

I couldn't be bothered reading every question that has been asked so I apologise if i'm repeating or offending...

Do you guys really eat the occasional house pet? (dog, cat, etc)

&

Do asian men really have a below par penis size compared to average?

[eastcoastrider27]

Why do Asian people love moth balls?

[lil brown brother]

I couldn't be bothered reading every question that has been asked so I apologise if i'm repeating or offending...

Do you guys really eat the occasional house pet? (dog, cat, etc)

&

Do asian men really have a below par penis size compared to average?

1. what better food than something you grew from babyhood... u know what it eats... what its been sick of..... besides .... food is food

2. i dunno ... i dont really at other guys dicks... thats just how i roll

[toufu]

I couldn't be bothered reading every question that has been asked so I apologise if i'm repeating or offending...

Do you guys really eat the occasional house pet? (dog, cat, etc)

&

Do asian men really have a below par penis size compared to average?

1st question: no (only back in asia where its real ghetto)

2nd question: no

[purplerocket]

Is there a country which hasn't been polluated with asians?

[fndmybetterhalf]

to be honest, i went to visit my family in s. Korea and i was tricked into eating dog (thought it was beef) and yes, some asians, stereotypically korean, do eat dogs from time to time...but not cats.

according to statistics, average while male penis is 6 inches. mine happens to be somewhere between 5.8 and 6 inches, so i would have to say no to the second question. but im sure there are plenty of asians out there with 2 inch penises, but i think for the most part, most asians have a pretty average/normal sized penis.

[moy]

to be honest, i went to visit my family in s. Korea and i was tricked into eating dog (thought it was beef) and yes, some asians, stereotypically korean, do eat dogs from time to time...but not cats.

according to statistics, average while male penis is 6 inches. mine happens to be somewhere between 5.8 and 6 inches, so i would have to say no to the second question. but im sure there are plenty of asians out there with 2 inch penises, but i think for the most part, most asians have a pretty average/normal sized penis.

Hm, I agree but I think you could have left out the part about your own penis size. Looks like someone like to take out the measuring stick from time to time. Props to being honest though. Enough with the willies talk.

[ironXcrayon]

I kno findingmybetterhalf''s penis size. I feel enlightened, gotta check my willie now. Post soak measurements to follow.

[evisu 2000]

i was in the pool! i was in the pool!

[fade to black2]

classic scene.

[Dick Danger]

Why is it ok to show a guy squirting eggs up a woman's ass, then shitting them out onto a hotplate, with other stuff, then the guy scrambles up the egg-shit mixture and they eat it, but they have to pixel out pussy and stuff?

[moy]

Why is it ok to show a guy squirting eggs up a woman's ass, then shitting them out onto a hotplate, with other stuff, then the guy scrambles up the egg-shit mixture and they eat it, but they have to pixel out pussy and stuff?

Reading that made me gag a few times. I never understood Japanse censor laws. Why are there some uncensored stuff and the rest are all censored like Dick Danger mentioned? Can anyone clear that up?