Random Thoughts...

[fallen angels]

once upon a time, when i was a kid i was playing in my backyard when a groundhog came out of one of it's many holes. this groundhog has been destroying the foundation of my backyard, and my family have been meaning to exterminate it, so i grabbed a shovel nearby, and hammer smashed it (just like those arcade games). it lay there, paralyzed. so i scooped it up with the shovel, and carried it to closer to my garage. then i went into my garage, took the bb-gun off the shelf, and shot the groundhog point blank in the dome repeatedly. great success.

[Guest jmatsu]

once upon a time, when i was a kid i was playing in my backyard when a groundhog came out of one of it's many holes. this groundhog has been destroying the foundation of my backyard, and my family have been meaning to exterminate it, so i grabbed a shovel nearby, and hammer smashed it (just like those arcade games). it lay there, paralyzed. so i scooped it up with the shovel, and carried it to closer to my garage. then i went into my garage, took the bb-gun off the shelf, and shot the groundhog point blank in the dome repeatedly. great success.

POS REPPED

[azn8oi]

i can't rep or you would receive it from me too.

[khoiphan92]

Can i have some hot mustart sauce?

11 cen..nevermind

thanks

[timber]

Yikes, you guys are insanely murderous.

We had to set traps, although I really hate killing things. But these things are being downright dirty by pooping everywhere.

When I used to work in an office with a 90% female population, all who which hated mice. So once, I saw one, and causually told someone, and suddenly there were like twenty traps set everywhere. But you see, they were so not cool to have around because one of the ladies always brought her dog to work, and some other woman brought her son, and I was always afraid either of them would step on them, so during lunch, when everyone else was out, I used to go around and throw things at them and set them off. And no one ever knew...

That should have gone in the confession thread I guess?

[DüM]

while we're talking about killing small animals.

When I was younger and had a lot of white friends (after trying black friends, before trying asian friends) I did some weird shit. I stayed over a friends house one night and we snuck out and lit frogs on fire. I was in Sicily and they were everywhere so we didn't feel bad. Though my friend picked one up and looked at it's face and couldn't do it to that one for some reason, but for all I know we got him later. We went through a lot actually. The next day you could see crispy/melted globs on the street.

[willy cheesesteak]

battletoads will get you dum.

[mellowbonsai]

while we're talking about killing small animals.

When I was younger and had a lot of white friends (after trying black friends, before trying asian friends) I did some weird shit. I stayed over a friends house one night and we snuck out and lit frogs on fire. I was in Sicily and they were everywhere so we didn't feel bad. Though my friend picked one up and looked at it's face and couldn't do it to that one for some reason, but for all I know we got him later. We went through a lot actually. The next day you could see crispy/melted globs on the street.

torturing and killing small animals and insects seems to be a recurring theme in an many a young boy's experience

i recall many a sunny spring afternoon spent skipping frogs across the pond remorselessly, pulling worms in half, placing ants very far from their homes and other heartless mischief

[Charlie Delta]

I am watching these sunglasses( to have clear spec lenses put in) on ebay and the price on them has doubled overnight, with still 4 and a half days to go, who are these morons that get into a bidding war so early?

Idiots...

[jcotteri]

on the topic of killing animals, i once shot a magpie with a slingshot after many years of trying to hit something living with it. I killed the magpie and too this day i have felt horrible because of it. I really like magpies when they warble in tbhe morning and wake me up.

[Charlie Delta]

I shot a pigeon as a kid and ate it afterwards with my parents.

(this was a countryside pigeon btw, not one of those inner city flying rats)

[jpgm]

i recall many a sunny spring afternoon spent skipping frogs across the pond remorselessly, pulling worms in half, placing ants very far from their homes and other heartless mischief

i lold at this.

"placing ants very far from their homes and other heartless mischief"....gold.

random thought...

im fucking exhausted....late night last night, been in the studio all day, and now i need to do an assignment. i just want to sit on the couch and watch some mindless bullshit.

[willy cheesesteak]

tune in to mtv

[khoiphan92]

this is my favorite thread

[landho]

I shot a pigeon as a kid and ate it afterwards with my parents.

(this was a countryside pigeon btw, not one of those inner city flying rats)

I dissected a pigeon in ninth-grade biology and couldn't eat poultry for at least a month. The breast meat of the pigeon was the same texture and consistency as that of chicken, but it was gray and had been soaking in formaldehyde for some time.

[jpgm]

I dissected a pigeon in ninth-grade biology and couldn't eat poultry for at least a month. The breast meat of the pigeon was the same texture and consistency as that of chicken, but it was gray and had been soaking in formaldehyde for some time.

sounds like this girl i used to know.

WOOAAAAAHH

[azn8oi]

bFBPV2fl8N8

[landho]

I shot a pigeon as a kid and ate it afterwards with my parents.

(this was a countryside pigeon btw, not one of those inner city flying rats)

I dissected a pigeon in ninth-grade biology and couldn't eat poultry for at least a month. The breast meat of the pigeon was the same texture and consistency as that of chicken, but it was gray and had been soaking in formaldehyde for some time.

sounds like this girl i used to know.

WOOAAAAAHH

eBmrAeh7s0c

[jane]

would rep you for manliness if could cotton...

when I went to see my relatives in Tenesee they ate possum...it was in a casserole.

[gramps]

I ate some zebra once and it was the best meat I ever did have.

Also, I called my mom a pinoy today because I think it's a funny word.

[Charlie Delta]

would rep you for manliness if could cotton...

why thanks,

if you're going to kill animals that are big enough to be made into a dish properly, you might aswell eat them no?

[Ahlvahroe]

yesterday i finally got a data recovery done on my old computer, which is great cause i had alot of stuff i wanted from my old computer on to my new one. old school notes, music, super nintendo game files, some porn, and various travel notes, so yeah im ready to move on to this new computer finally, had the old one for almost 7 years so it lead a good life.

[julzkind]

i just found out one of my friends from school now is one of the Cavalier Girls. Samantha or Sammy D. if you were wondering, oh and she is way prettier in person.

[junglejane]

sounds like this girl i used to know.

WOOAAAAAHH

how does a girl get gray breast meat?

(takes notes as to avoid such a thing happening..)

[DüM]

that reminds me of the beginning of Jaws. I read the book in like 8th grade and all I remember was how they described the first victims remains in my head I saw a torso with half eaten gray tits.

[soundbomber]

[landho]

how does a girl get gray breast meat?

(takes notes as to avoid such a thing happening..)

We say that such a girl has "the grays."

"Yo man, I ain't snitchin' or nothin', but Michelle got the grays [makes motion as if cupping his own breasts]. I know you like her and shit, but just be careful, man."

[geekbonchic]

We say that such a girl has "the grays."

"Yo man, I ain't snitchin' or nothin', but Michelle got the grays [makes motion as if cupping his own breasts]. I know you like her and shit, but just be careful, man."

I earnestly hope there isn't a male equivalent for this.

[freecat]

this is my favorite thread

in superconfessional

this is my favorite thread

YOU

CAN

NOT

HAVE

TWO

favorite thread.

[khoiphan92]

srsly? ?