Random Thoughts...

[Analog]

Trepanation

[neptunecitylocal]

yo isabelle

i saw a deerfoot LP when i was at the record store the other day

reminded me of you <3

Did you cop???

Did anyone see Deerhoof btw? I went to six flags instead because no one wanted to go with me. -____-

[dy616]

Bought a pack of dunhills and I like.

[Analog]

I used to smoke those.

[samsikle]

my brother asked me for a pack of cigarettes since i brought a couple cartons back from vacation. i gave him a pack under the circumstances that he'd buy me a pack of marlboro smooths in exchange. i highly doubt he'll remember. i've just been made a sucker

[Francis Xavier]

I need adventure.

[skiniks]

midlife crisis @ 20 ;

[High Monika]

That's just called growing up.

[Hendodo]

my head hurts

[cyberPUNK]

YersIyzsOpc

[Egpt]

woah egpt where did you vacation at? who diagnosed you LOL... hope you'll be fine though eat healthy stay healthy yo

i was on vacation in algarve (south of portugal). lots of clubbing, catching sun at the beach, little sleep and there are a lot of foreigners there during july and august so the infection risk is high down there. i went to the hospital the day after i arrived and had symptons and waited one day for the results.it's not a big deal though, i'm going back to algarve in a little more than a week if i get better anyway lol.

[Analog]

spaz video

He needs to redirect that energy towards masturbation. T'would be epic.

1:10 > Attempted insertion of remote control into anus (+rep)

[cyberPUNK]

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He needs to redirect that energy towards masturbation. T'would be epic.

1:10 > Attempted insertion of remote control into anus (+rep)

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haha, i'm pretty sure he'd rip his penis off and try to shove it up ass.

[OMEGA JELLY JIGGLE]

ultimate late pass

I think the first greatest freakout is real but there are like 5? of them now and there is no way that kids are like that

like even the thought that there is any chance at all of my kids becoming like that is scary

[OMEGA JELLY JIGGLE]

0a8CWuX1TTI

[willy cheesesteak]

nyc azn sufuers

http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/tlg/1310104353.html

[Leonard Leroy]

Sounds like they want to develop the new magical oriental trope

[NatseOklim]

Thinking about becoming a teacher if things don't pan out over the next year or so, further education (past high school) or primary school maybe.

[redX]

nyc azn sufuers

http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/tlg/1310104353.html

"Compensation: no pay "

yeah basically

[ghettosalazar]

i had a dream last night that i bought a pair of carpe diem 9-holes from mike lowrey but they had a sticker of "The Simpsons" on them so I returned them. then, months later, he finally sent them back and i wore them

so weird..

[Spaghettini]

lady gaga is a hermaphrodite?

[whitney]

f5f5f5f5f5

[evisu 2000]

Im7W1AnDmgA

[Guest Phrost]

i'm a shark you see my fin ho

i had a dream where barack obama was my middle school principal. i had done some stupid shit and was in his office. he was being a real dick trying to extort money out of me in return for not telling my parents and i wasn't having it. woke up hating that man and had a feeling he was a liar and crook

[Mr Waffles]

from texts from last night

(860): Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.

go yankees

[skiniks]

0a8CWuX1TTI

sick staub bro

[please underestimate]

cutest shit you have ever seen.

-PYjljM4H48

[Gravitas]

hate fighting gurlz

this one bitch followed me in her car for like 6 miles one time (didn't know till later but fuck wtf?) then proceeded to get out of her car and try to punch me

the fuckkk!?! bitches be crazy

Yesterday I was flying down the highway and the guy that was ahead of me in the left lane was going almost the same speed as the right hand lane. Feeling like a dick, I get in the right hand lane and floored it, switching lanes with about three fee front and back.

The guy honks his horn and begins to flash his high-beams and tail me somewhat closely. He gets in the right hand lane a few times to try to do the same thing to me, but every time he got next to me there was a slow moving car ahead of him. I also was following the car ahead of me quite closely.

After this going on for about 10 miles (55mph limit/ going 80), all the cars cleared out from ahead of me and I stepped it up to 100 (completely straight highway) and he didn't bother to speed up much and got off at the exit. I figured he was probably looking to fight, but unless he was going to bump me off the road, no way was anything happening.

[crissyw]

yeah some people are nuts, dunno. just fuck around with them and they'll give up eventually !

neptune... na i didn't cop. got some other LPs though and wasn't lookin to spend like 40$ that day :'(

need to figure out a google voice numbaaaa

[tac0tron]

I am now working for Jewish Family Services.