Random Thoughts...

[shufon]

Fuuuuck yeah Memphis bbq

[lak]

[tac0tron]

Porno XXX parodies are fucking hilarious. Has anyone seen the Flinstones one?

[pieiskewl]

self check out machine gave me $22 in change instead of $12

holla fo dat free $$$

[shufon]

^Was getting outta the cab the other night, reached for my wallet to pay the driver, there was $400 in the seat. Took it straight to a craps table at the Cosmopolitan, made $300. Wish I was still in Vegas..

[Gatefold]

"Enjoy your meal." said the lady behind the counter of the burrito joint I decided to lunch at.

"You too." I said just before realizing she had no intention to eat.

I do that all the time.

[Oxy.]

^ ending with a preposition is frowned upon.

i also lost my keys after already misplacing my license the prior week. :/

[tac0tron]

[haploid]

Gauges look stupid as shit on 90% of people damn

[doctor_doom]

Gauges look stupid as shit on 90% of people damn

I couldn't agree more... I never have seen someone who looks good in them to be honest.

[Markmont]

Just washed my sexfh05 indigo's and am wearing them damp in hopes for them to stretch back out. This is not looking promising - damn you FH - DAMN YOU!!!

[sawn-off chef]

Fuuuuck yeah Memphis bbq

REAL TALK.

[xewo]

Lunar eclipse tonight. Just had a smoke and it's fucking beautiful and ridiculously bright out.

[John Q. Citizen]

currently in a cab to the airport. have already run a red, 3 near misses and lost count of how many times driver has used the horn.

shtting myself, and have my balls in my stomach.

knew I should have made the girl drive me

[ninetynine]

lol when did google change the "listen" button on german to german translation into the "beatbox" button?

[haploid]

Lunar eclipse tonight. Just had a smoke and it's fucking beautiful and ridiculously bright out.

Same bruv .

[Caps Lock]

Black Swan is on dvd screener. Just sayin'.

[aleopold]

ipod touch 16 gig, or ipod classic with 160 gig. i'm leaning toward the classic since i have 13 gigs of shit already, and the library isn't getting any smaller.. but i can be persuaded. thoughts?

[bfan]

^ just go for the classic, you're going to get new music eventually. there's nothing more irritating than having to constantly update you ipod cause there's not enough space and you're sick of hearing the same music

[aleopold]

see, that's what i'm thinking.. hmm

[ke1]

Friend won a 8 gig ipod touch today on an arcade game at the bowling alley. In total, only spent 10 bucks on the game.

I funded half of his expenses, so I'll just let it off as an amazing christmas present.

[goat]

i'm kinda ashamed to admit that i have a "goal" shirt (something that i'm currently too fat to wear)

[shufon]

Just got 3 days comped at the MGM down in Tunica.. back to being a degenerate (10) wish me luck sufu

[Stacks]

just got back from a week vacation in LA...

only got to surf once cause it rained the rest of the time booooooo.

at least it was 60* tho

[16steps]

are there people you can go to that will write a badass resume for you?

i need this

[Stacks]

I've seen advertisements for it but especially in this economy I think style will never overcome substance (or lack thereof)... just pick a clean format and don't make any typos.

Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even has a watermark!

[blm14]

[blm14]

[NatseOklim]

Can I just say "fuck yes"?

[goat]

I don't get why ppl stress over a resume

its just listing what you do at work

get a template

put that shit down

then get it critiqued and fix it up

(No offense Zubin, you're one of many that hate writing them)

as for cover letters................