Random Thoughts...

[bouwnt]

asian writers who are good

are also gay.

what could you

expect, all good writers are damaged by women.

(female writers by their mothers and male writers

by all others.)

why do you think hemingway was so fond

of long, hard steel?

[pieiskewl]

thought this bitch was lookin real fine last night

saw her this morning, not at all

four lokos n rum

[bouwnt]

and i do not deserve this beard. but i'm channeling hemingway in an

attempt to get hurt tonight

[e0d9n0b5]

yea wooooooo got loser drunk friday, went to a club last night and kept going all night yea wooooooooooooooooooooooooooo im at work now and i am so damn tired

[Knugget]

this chick sitting next to me keeps chewing her fucking gum with her mouth open like a fucking cow eating grass. SMACKSMACKSMACKSMACK

[ke1]

When did I acquire this ability to become tranquilly complacent once I get overwhelmed with too much work/homework/responsibilities.

I know I have a research paper due tomorrow (rough draft), I know it's 10% of my grade, I know I can most likely finish it if I wrote it nonstop.... but I don't care.

[echoepidemic]

You sound like a BITCH.

[hellogoodbye]

that's how i am

guess i'm a bitch too

[ke1]

Echo, it was cute a week ago.

Now it's just a little less annoying than your av.

[Knugget]

this chick sitting next to me keeps chewing her fucking gum with her mouth open like a fucking cow eating grass. SMACKSMACKSMACKSMACK

she left! joy to the world.

[un-]

I loved my birthday celebration dinner. Hung out with my small circle of close friends, +1 nice young woman.

[echoepidemic]

Echo, it was cute a week ago.

Now it's just a little less annoying than your av.

Conform! Obey!

[chantheman]

[po_boy_fuuma_hatesbargerz]

^^^ what does that even mean

[FADEtoDARKNESS]

Seriously, back in HS all the Asian girls I knew would have that as their aim buddy info.

[boy better know]

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[doctor_doom]

Banished from Heaven for stunting on Yahweh.

[RandR]

Last night some guy dressed as the crow was cold cocked by darth vader outside our house. Cops came, gave him CPR, dude went to the hospital. My roommate was like "is that dude going to be okay" and I was like "dude he's the crow, he can't be killed unless you the kill the bird. He's a human shell, full of creamy style vengeance".

At this point the cop asks the crowd at our house "Did anyone see who did this? Do you know who hit this guy?" and some random guy in the crowd says "yeah it was Darth Vader", and the cop writes it down on his notepad without batting an eyelash.

[back211]

just heard that wearing your dick on one side it starts to bend that way naturally. explains alot

[ke1]

Huh, I just heard the "natural" thing is for your penis to hang to the left. Don't know about the permanent crookedness, mine's still a straight shooter.

subtle uncomfortable imagery

[back211]

yea thats what i thought but i dunno i wear dem man briefs so that sht is wrapped around my waist. and it bends

too much bendage, time to switch sides ill report my findings

[Case]

[ke1]

Mac looking like jesus with an ostrich in the bathroom... season 6?

This always gets me good.

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[thelion1856]

im stoned & came to a realization. (posted in wrong thread see superconfessional for the realization)

[BeachHouse]

The Walking Dead was awesome.

[Seething Tortoise]

I know I'm a bit slow on this (med school and crew taking up my entire life).

But jmatsu got banned again? So much for the white hi-top thread revival.

[suremanok]

[Analog]

They multiply exponentially, inscribed with the cumulative knowledge of their forebears. That's how they win. They conquer us with nil.

[ImRatherUnique]

kid on the far right dressed up as sportfreak^

on that note, my boy was passing these flyers out to parents

in his neighborhood all weekend:

my question to him was you really think a 6 year old is gonna give a fluck when you tell him/her that their sack of DOTs and snickers has fake sugar and propylene glycol in it?

[Chris-Craft]

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