Random Thoughts...

[gfunkdocta]

lol:)lol:)

[Sayword]

"I know we have a black president, But that doesn't mean it's showtime @ the apollo"-Bill Mahr

[mrip]

http://www.cafemom.com/answers/279933/What_do_you_think_of_girls_that_wear_big_hoop_earrings_I_won_t_buy_them_for_my_daughter_My_13_year_o

[e0d9n0b5]

redline is fucked!! quite strong.. just drank half a bottle, was passing out before now i'm feelin great

[femelle]

Sup drunk ass call from Scott

Sup drunk ass call from Scott

[DüM]

TEAM SCOTT, YOU'RE COOL AND ALL BUT PUT THE PHONE DOWN. NAH DU-- WHAT? NO, JUST PUT DOWN THE FUCKlN PHONE. ARE YOU ARE YOU GONNA PUKE? DUDE DUDE THE PHONE JUST GIMME THE PHONE GIMME THE PHONE. OK. YES, OK. YUP YOU CAN CALL FEMELLE AGAIN TOMORROW. WAIT WHAT? NO I THINK ORDO'S ASLEEP. JUST. THANKS. GO TO SLEEP MAN.

[High Monika]

fox news

also how does a woman rape a man

i just cannot see that happening

In the case at hand, the kid is a minor so I assume they're talking statutory which is considered rape regardless of consent.

Otherwise, not trying to be crude, but it works on a similar physiological level with women. The body can react to sexual stimuli no matter how fucked the situation. A guy could end up hard without wanting to be. Women often can't deal with rape because their body reacts without them wanting it to.

Returning to the case at hand: Holy fuck.

[Vampyrvargfesten]

maybe a broken glass bottle or a baseball bat

quick q:

if i stow a baseball bat in my car WITH baseball and gloves, its NOT considered weapon possession, right?

[blm14]

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,549323,00.html?test=latestnews

I don't even know where to post this.

complete brainsplode

I'd hit it.

[duck sauce]

what if it was ur mom

[Oxy.]

maybe a broken glass bottle or a baseball bat

quick q:

if i stow a baseball bat in my car WITH baseball and gloves, its NOT considered weapon possession, right?

no, it's not.

[Oxy.]

i think that one's up there with ai

what are we talkin about? we talkin bout practice. PRACTICE!?

lol we taaaaaaaaalkin bout praaaaaactice, we aint EVEN talkin bout the real game.

i mean.. PRACTICE?

[julzkind]

http://www.cafemom.com/answers/279933/What_do_you_think_of_girls_that_wear_big_hoop_earrings_I_won_t_buy_them_for_my_daughter_My_13_year_o

yes I've heard "the bigger the O the bigger the hoe"

Also, why did the girl wear such big hoop earings??

So she could put her feet/legs thru them for sex!

Ba dum bum

Whatevs. Sometimes hoop earings look good but not always.

[Hendodo]

time for some morning b ball

[duck sauce]

the bathroom counter made up the lower part of my body

the pipe was... sticking out

[duck sauce]

if you kill a mosquito while its sucking on you, does its mouthpart remain in the skin?

[crissyw]

damn was i drunk last night

calvin you didn't text me back

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[phen3N]

if you kill a mosquito while its sucking on you, does its mouthpart remain in the skin?

haha i always wanted to try the thing where you squeeze yourself while a mosquito is biting you, so that it gets too much blood and explodes. it's probably just a myth though

[NatseOklim]

5anVB-PqtuE

Kid uses the Apple store to shoot dozens of lip sync videos.....

[ojjairus]

Ah YEAH TREY, I FUCKIN' FEEL YA

they got me staring at the money like its unfamiliarrrrrrrr.

[jeepster]

jesus christ, last night was the most hammered I've been in a long time.

nearly blacked out after throwing up 3 times.

shit.

[IM SOLE CRAZY]

Coming home at 3 o clock to find a dude sleeping in your bed, with sneakers on - beyond fucked up.

[Sayword]

a random dude?

[sawn-off chef]

jesus christ, last night was the most hammered I've been in a long time.

nearly blacked out after throwing up 3 times.

shit.

it's okay man, i blacked out on the N train home and woke up drooling all over the floor, mad gross. got home, made some ramen and eggs, felt amazing. last night was legit.

[Vampyrvargfesten]

i jjust figured out cassette player output to line-in soundcard input for mp3 recording

woo

gonna get that soon akuma

[billy.]

lol niketalk

[Vampyrvargfesten]

ed's secret account on niketalk??? :confused:

[sawn-off chef]

to think i ACTUALLY actually was fucking stupid enough to think you'd have changed, some fucking people are always a let down.

[sawn-off chef]

P.S. VAMPY AND THEN THE CHUDZ CAME! lol love daughters

[tac0tron]

Jane getting that fameeeee