Random Thoughts...

[projectdenim]

skiniks, be supar cool and get a fixie.

[geekbonchic]

oh please, i violate him.

i hope you like having a finger in your bumhole ...or a strap on, if you so prefer.

Um...I know it's totally a joke, but...yeah? Seriously?

[jimmyc]

This has been my favourite birthday in a really long time. 21 is a good age.

Enjoy it. It's all down hill from here.

[16steps]

Enjoy it. It's all down hill from here.

its true. your 22nd bday will be the most depressing day of your life

[Sayword]

My thoughts exactly

[High Monika]

^^ Who's Emma and is her booty as advertised?

[TransparentCranium]

^^ Who's Emma and is her booty as advertised?

[nf one]

no a/c nfone? i got my shit at like 73 and its niceee

all those green footprint ads in the subway been getting to me

sweat like its the new shemagh

[sistersuzie]

i don't get why girls with fat tighs full of cellulite wear mini-skirt. don't they see that it doesn't look good?

[jane]

i was having a cig/music session on my roof and this shady policeman kept staring at me from the street and then he was like motioning for me to come down and talk to him, i thought i was in trouble or whatever, but all he wanted was a GLASS OF FUCKING WATER AND TO HIT ON ME. it's fucking raining and i'm in my bare feet and it's cold and i had to climb three flights of stairs and to get a lecherous po po A GLASS OF WATER and my A/S/L at 1 IN THE MORNING

what is the world coming to

[dismalfuture]

what is a 'music session' ? are you a hippy too?

[skiniks]

i'm drunk as shit and home alone now listening to chromeo. it kind of sucks. thanks jane that inspired me to go have a cigarette. woooo

[evisu 2000]

why don't you wear shoes. you have a lot.

[jane]

rain=ruined shoes, plus i was about to go to bed and even i dont wear my shoes to bed (though i have been known to tuck my alaias to sleep)

music session=listening to ariel pink's worn copy, not phish or incubus

[dismalfuture]

oh, ok. I was having flashbacks to the mid-90's there, with lots of batik and djembe drums and white girls with too much hair in the wrong places.

[skiniks]

my boredom tonight has spawned a new sufu pastime. drunken lanvin hangings.

[dismalfuture]

sell the shoes and buy better beer. life is too short to drink piss.

[jane]

^disagree, would rather drink pee than wear bad shoes (3)

[skiniks]

trumped both ya'll. not my shoes, holding ransom on my friend. drinking pee is fun no homo.

but drinking and smoking on my roof is awesome.

[dismalfuture]

^disagree, would rather drink pee than wear bad shoes (3)

Well, wearing nice shoes and drinking the good stuff is preferable, but there's a middle ground still waiting to be explored for this chap, between his $700 sneakers and $4.99/6-pack beer.

Like shoes, the cheap stuff will catch up with you over time as well and make you wish you spent just a little more.

[cure]

jane's story reminds me of ugly coyote haha

[skiniks]

i want my beard back :(:(

[junglejane]

JANE: are you in mexico atm?

policemen there are to be avoided like the freaking plague. I am more ascared of judiciales than shady bums walking the street with a machete in their fist.

[Charlie Delta]

will post fit of myself in a gingham dress and half apron holding a cherry pie to redeem my sweet-natured image

maybe with an ever-so-slight pigeon toe stance

Will there be a bulge under your apron from your strap-on?

(delete me on FB if you think I was out of line, wich I wasn't!)

[larssss]

is that presidents choice beer? they make beer? what?

[dismalfuture]

Why do you even have a 'President's Choice' in Canada?

[mr fluffernutter]

We don't know.

[Hella Hyphy]

it's the president of loblaws!!!!! he makes ALL the choices

[dismalfuture]

I will be your Canadian president. Just say the word. I sympathize with whitey a fair bit, so I'm a good choice. I can ease your guilt and erase any doubt that you aren't entitled to the world, up there in that big land of yours.

[midnight]

Schools Out For Summer

Fuck Yes