superconfessional

[salaryman]

wow you know all this time i lived there i never knew that??

have you ever seen the sun?

you were raised on fumes son.

this picture is real, and your posts make complete sense to me now.

[minou]

i havent had sex for 4 months and i think i might need a trash bag instead of a condom.

[freecat]

i havent had sex for 4 months and i think i might need a trash bag instead of a condom.

next week you gonna find out if a trash bag was enough. i'd go with 2 if i was you.

[ProfMonnitoff]

they probably thing youre weird for being friends with jane on facebook

[joey_formal]

ive got serious farts this evening.

[terrible!]

Bottle it, freeze it, make it into ice cubes, put it in someones iced tea.

[joey_formal]

terrible. there is nothing else to say about that.

[jane]

i dont know any of my friends on facebook

half of them dont even speak english

its depressing that i only have about 90 real life friends on facebook

[jane]

LOL omg thats so funny

whatd she ask you?

[ghostdeini]

I added jane because of sufu, and was surprised to find that one of my real-life friends had already done so. she said she read jane's shoe blog.. small world

[samsikle]

Good karma as in, do something nice for someone & you might be helped in the future when you need it most.

i heard a story once that on the freeway, someone drove off the side of the road because there was sand on the road or something slippery to the extent that they would lose control. so a good samaritan pulled over to see if they were okay, and at the time that he went out to check on them, the good samaritan gets hit by a (different) car who happened to "slide" off the road as well. the people who he went to go check were alive and fine. sucks.

[Astérix]

That's something that would happen to me. I am always nice to other people and go out of my way to help people and always get the short end of the stick. So much for "good" karma...

[Astérix]

I hope you're right. I always tell myself to stop being nice but I can't. Needless to say I'm a pushover. And nothing good comes from it.

[cinderella]

I am pulling a very rare true all nighter, and Im practically ill with anxiety about this paper. I raaaarely finish anything before at least midnight the day before its due, but I also am always finished the day before, I've never done anything morning of..

But I srsly don't know if I can finish this bitch on time :'( :'(

[BROSEPH]

get off superfuture

DUH!

[samsikle]

you can do it! keep organized and stay off superfuture also, your sig is very distracting

[AcrobaticTenement]

does anyone know the actual origin of that image? i've seen it everywhere

[jeepster]

sam r my new fb frend c:

[samsikle]

hay max haaaaaaay ;D

[jeepster]

hay max haaaaaaay ;D

samanfa

will you go see Quantum of Solace with me tomorrow night?

my cousin got my status off topic.

[samsikle]

meet me in san francisco, kabuki theater, 9:30

[jeepster]

meet me in san francisco, kabuki theater, 9:30

meet me in Times Sq, AMC 25, 10:15 showing? I'll pay for your ticket if you cover popcorn :-D

[samsikle]

you run a hard bargain, mister!

[jeepster]

you run a hard bargain, mister!

We can take a romantic whirl on the Staten Island Ferry afterwards... ooh la la.

[salaryman]

I brought this like 5lb bag of jelly beans to give to people at work after coming back from a trip to the states.

But when I got here this morning, they all looked sad, and the same, and it was depressing.

So instead of sharing the jelly beans. I stashed them in my desk and am already 3/4ths of the way done with it.

they don't even know what the're missing.

NO JELLY BEANS FOR YOU.

[cinderella]

......

We can take a romantic whirl on the Staten Island Ferry afterwards... ooh la la.

AHEM.

[Solix]

Stiff and jaded, I'm starched and raw

Sitting, nitpicking at my slubby flaws

Underneath, I wanna give all I've got left

Offering more promise than rare golden weft

But with 21oz heft, I'm too heavy a burden

As water to denim, what's "proper" is hurtin'

Soakin' in predicament, I wallow 'n bleed

Hoping for some contrast for the world to see

Is it that hard to show you I care?

Just too worn and torn by your everyday wear

-Solix

Big fight with my friend today. It sucks when they bite back at the hand that "feeds" them.

[cinderella]

If I heard that on the radio I'd laugh so fucking hard

[jl3969]

holy shit i just watched the last episode ever of trl. i got sad. i totally remember all those moments! i remember all the kids talking about britney when she first came out with hit me baby one more time, launching endless dirty dreams.

[newaesthetic]

due to this whole strike thing going on at york, it's a bitch to get to classes (my college has their building on york's campus). my crazy ex (engaged after a month, lies to said fiance to hang out / talk to me) offered me her keys to her little student house that's basically on campus. I know it's not a good idea so I've so far turned it down numerous times... but damnit, if this strike goes on for long, I may get sick of this stupid near-2-hour (one way) commute.

Cinderella, you can dooooooo it!