superconfessional

[artificialsky]

do you have canker sores from eating too many cashews?

no, should I?

[azn8oi]

nah, but I do

(cashews are my favorite nut too.)

chili-lime pistachios are quite legit. do you have those in aus?

[artificialsky]

the cashew is the king of nuts

[artificialsky]

nah, but I do

get the fuck away from me you herpes vector.

[Tyro1]

i never eaten chili lime pistachios, but those sound damn good.

[azn8oi]

that sparkle kiss was hosted on some random bitch's photobucket. I can't be assed to host it again. wutev.

tyro, ask mrip to proxy it, in exchange for proper australian snacks. he'd be down. I'm not sure how a pack of nuts would fare at aus customs though.

[Tyro1]

aight, I'll send him some jaffas...

[terrible!]

the cashew is the king of nuts

Mr. Almond here just gave you the finger.

[freecat]

julien, you're not inviting me along? damn... (ok as if i'm there. the fuck)

yeah just come it's cheap and i'll pay for your popcorn.

[the Repeater]

Is It Safe!?!??

[azn8oi]

ha, just had to go through my first fire mass-evac. some dipshit on the 3rd floor of my 11th story building somehow tripped off the fire alarm for the whole building.

I was totally asleep (taking a nap before studying) and I have some speakers hooked up in my room set for an alarm clock program. The fire alarm started going off, but it's a weird sound so in sleepy stupor I got to my comp and tried to turn my sound off only to realize that it was REALLY the fire alarm.

Within 15 seconds I got my passport, all of my cash (no bank account here in Taiwan), phone, and keys.

Those trainings where people tell you that material items don't matter kinda worked for me, since I didn't take my laptop and my contest Sammies that I 'love'.

On the other hand, I did make sure to step out the door in drkshdw and visvim, just in case I had to pull a Dismalfuture FW 2007.

[azn8oi]

another weird phenom.:

so the fire alarm announcement was all, 'there is a fire on the 3rd floor, please head to the emergency stairs'

and as I'm flying down the stairs (I live on the 5th floor) I was expecting heat to come from the 3rd floor as I ran by -- if there was indeed a fire.

There were so many Taiwanese idiots running higher up, FROM LOWER FLOORS. Why the fuck not escape from the building??!?!??!?!

Ha.

I overheard one of the white guys next to me complaining as we waited for an all-clear:

"DUDE, I WAS 100% BUTT NAKED AND ABOUT TO TURN ON THE WATER TO MY SHOWER AND EVERYTHING WENT ALL CRAZY"

yeah ok guy. i think I might've been the only person to bring out my passport.

[weidna]

dreamt that i got banned last night, there was a thread made about it and everything and the worst part was no one gave a shit. i like to pretend this wouldn't happen outside of dream world even though yeah it probably would.

soon after i dreamt i was in a movie with scarlet johannsen directed by m. night shama..lama...whatever, about giant fire-breathing humans taking over the world. no sex scene, no sticky underwarez

[terrible!]

Dreaming about a forum is worse than dreaming about going to work.

Your life sounds exciting.

[Thorns]

My antics are undervalued by those around me.

[avatar]

a supreme court justice taught my con law class and i fell asleep during it

[evisu 2000]

cashews are fat as fuck

but good

i love shelled peanuts

the shriveled up chinese kind

or maybe they're not only chinese

are they? paging azn8oi

[azn8oi]

i buy diz jawnz fresh from the dryer, off street carts in taipei.

yeh they b chinee. LEGIT.

[AcrobaticTenement]

http://www.peta.org/cooking-mama/index.asp?c=pcmgb08

this game made me hungry

(its also hilarious)

[azn8oi]

actually, to be honest, that's a bit of a bullshit stretch.

I had peanuts like this in Raffle Hotel in Singapore, which is very strictly white and touristy. Colonial slavery feel, like, YO, CHINK, GO LICK MY FUCKING BOOTS. EY YOU, YA YOU, DUTTY INJUN, YA YOU, GO MAKE ME A MANGO LASSI. yeah I had them there too. Hmm....... it's just that Chinese people prefer to have them shelled, whereas in North America we normally just buy peanuts skin off and shell off already. Planter's generation innit?

[azn8oi]

I love mango lassi.

I found a place that sells curry beef tendon rice. $4, I'm so there tomorrow night.

[jeepster]

^Lab: I'm watchin Gandhi right now. Thats wassup.

on an unrelated note: I'm gonna be really pissed if my schedule doesn't come through in time for registration. I wanna take all these motherfuckin classes so when I transfer, I have something to work off of in terms of wherever I go. This semesters gen-ed bullshit was a pain in the ass and I did the goddamn work, well, and I wanna be rewarded by getting the classes I wanted, figuring out a course of action, getting my transfer apps done and going somewhere where I can actually do the things I want and enjoy my surroundings. Fuck.

/end rant

[selaviso]

today will be my first day of sobriety.

[azn8oi]

I just found $900 in my desk that I totally forgot was there.

hihi Hong Kong, see you in 10 days.

edit: fuck, could've went to seoul guilt-free. oh well.

[tweeds]

I had peanuts like this in Raffle Hotel in Singapore, which is very strictly white and touristy. Colonial slavery feel, like, YO, CHINK, GO LICK MY FUCKING BOOTS. EY YOU, YA YOU, DUTTY INJUN, YA YOU, GO MAKE ME A MANGO LASSI.

hahahahaha

so true.

[terrible!]

There is nobody out there for me, not even on the interwebs

[marie]

^Lab: I'm watchin Gandhi right now. Thats wassup.

on an unrelated note: I'm gonna be really pissed if my schedule doesn't come through in time for registration. I wanna take all these motherfuckin classes so when I transfer, I have something to work off of in terms of wherever I go. This semesters gen-ed bullshit was a pain in the ass and I did the goddamn work, well, and I wanna be rewarded by getting the classes I wanted, figuring out a course of action, getting my transfer apps done and going somewhere where I can actually do the things I want and enjoy my surroundings. Fuck.

/end rant

school is all you ever seem to talk about.

you ok ?

[Orion]

This is so good. + rep.

http://www.peta.org/cooking-mama/index.asp?c=pcmgb08

this game made me hungry

(its also hilarious)

[jeepster]

school is all you ever seem to talk about.

you ok ?

well thanks for the concern. I'm coping, if thats any sort of answer.

I just want shit to get done and for things to go right for a second (here, at least)

[samsikle]

http://www.peta.org/cooking-mama/index.asp?c=pcmgb08

this game made me hungry

(its also hilarious)

dang i think i'm gonna go play cooking mama foreal now. i got my wii from my exbf but uhh i never play it. my brother and his friends use it for super smash brothers. i want to get wii fit though (kinda late pass)