superconfessional

[U MAD]

smash on Wii is gay, n64 is the way 2 go or at least melee

[branespload]

smash on Wii is gay

U MAD?

it would be better if it wasn't so meta

[linkejeuk]

:mad:whaargh

[NatseOklim]

I made a protein shake earlier and spilt (spilled?) the whole thing on the counter top, including a splash onto my not yet been washed (and not yet at a stage where they needed to be washed) Tenderloins. So I made a bacon sandwich instead.

[Guest Glue]

i dropped a huge load of sodium terafluoride on my anus

[NatseOklim]

I choked someone near unconscious tonight.

[icandunkonu]

smash on wii is my shit, n64 version is classic but it's too slow and melee is too fast, wii got it just right

[skistar]

recent weather, schedule, people in my life have me wanting to buy shit just to temporarily not hate the world.

I would be down with this, but already spent all my monies.

until next payday...

[sybaritical]

So my Australian co worker at the yoga studio actually is a lingerie Model.

But I'm almost old enough to be her father.

[billy.]

i miss melee.

[branespload]

yo if you think n64 ssb is slow you're not playing it right..

i'm pretty sure i'd wreck all of you in brawl tho (0).

[artificialsky]

So my Australian co worker at the yoga studio actually is a lingerie Model.

But I'm almost old enough to be her father.

pix?

[timber]

Ahhgg tonight is my sixth night of work in a row -- on top of full time school courses.

I'm going to go insane.

[beezup]

SSB Brawl made it so that anyone can be good. Melee was the shit

[M.O.A]

i work 6 days a week

it sucks

on the other hand. I got free breakfast today at JAM

[jeepster]

Ahhgg tonight is my sixth night of work in a row -- on top of full time school courses.

I'm going to go insane.

happy 777, btw

I'm actually making a conscious effort to do school work tonight. It's ridiculous. I just caught up on 3 weeks of back responses for my RFT, about to study for my map-quiz for Western Civ. Gonna reformat an entire essay and get it edited (then re-edit myself) tomorrow. Shit man. I'm gettin shit done and I haven't taken (since I can't afford it) Adderall in like, a week and a half.

[icandunkonu]

yo if you think n64 ssb is slow you're not playing it right..

i'm pretty sure i'd wreck all of you in brawl tho (0).

not that it's slow, once you play melee or brawl for a while, your actions become faster then n64's processors are willing to go, it gets a little annoying

[moondog]

back story-

I was skinny and wore dockers and captained the badminton and waterpolo team in highschool....along with the debate team. AKA i sucked at life in a football town. eitherway i asked out this girl in grade 10 who i had a crush on for the longest time. She said yes, then when i asked for her number she said no. broke my teenage heart.

TODAY

i ran into her in at ikea. her gril is all messed up, mine is pearly and intact. Im strutting some made swag, and she is roc-kin the ugs. I have grown more into my looks over the past 7 years so she is trying to play it like she wants to "catch up" with moi. I pretend to care about whatever she was talking about for 3 minutes, something about interior design and cant find a job. Eitherway this clusterfuck of useless info finally ends and she asks me for my number. I tell her no and just walk away.

I felt so good...i finally won.

[salaryman]

nah man, you still played badminton.

I WIN.

[billy.]

if you got head in the ikea.

and then ate those swedish meatballs

the_state likes you would of won.

[salaryman]

Meatballs are also win.

[moondog]

nah man, you still played badminton.

I WIN.

Im white to.

I STILL PLAY BADMINTON....but now i get paid to teach it on sundays.

[julzkind]

nah man, you still played badminton.

I WIN.

somehow, i once sprained my ankle playing badminton.

i blame it on the flat sole of my shoes. =/

[salaryman]

I always thought badminton was tennis for kids with down syndrome.

[dunkin deeznuts]

i have naked pics of julz

[salaryman]

eh. who doesn't.

pm me for naked vid of julz playing badminton to oochie wally on repeat.

[julzkind]

i thought we were all keepn this on the DL boys...?

fuck.

at least choose who you send to wisely, plz

[artificialsky]

julz offered me her naked pics.

i said no.

[dunkin deeznuts]

u aint got deeeeeeez

[dino might]

part of me knows i should quit being such an existential, hedonistic, selfish fuck and the other side calls that half a pussy and ignores it. /