superconfessional

[jeepster]

you shoulda stole the vcr

wasn't that classy

someone stole an iron though.

[Servo2000]

a couple of months ago I found a wallet in the parking deck with over $2k in USD and pesos... and I actually returned it to the concierge of my building. I looked at the license, remembered the guy's face for if I ever saw him around... and I do. he's a dick and never holds the door or elevator for me when I'm behind him. but I guess returning it was still the right thing to do.

I'll be honest

If I ever find a wallet with $2k in it

I'm going to keep it

because who the fuck keeps $2k in their wallet

they probably don't need it anyway

[conan.]

that's four times the amount of money patrick bateman always keeps in his wallet

and if someone is four times as rich as patrick bateman

they can afford to lose 2k

[samsikle]

once i was at the mall waiting in line to use the ATM machine, the guy in front of me leaves on the screen it says, "would you like another transaction?" and i'm like :O this fucker didn't finish his transaction! i coulda went on a field day. but i close it for the stupid ass guy. i hate to think of the ridiculous amount of karma that would come around.

[Caps Lock]

She laughs at everyone

also, that bitch is everywhere. gotdamn.

I just saw a video of her on youtube. That bitch is not good looking in my eyes. Whats the point in having a model if shes straight up ugly?

[azn8oi]

all legs, 1980s anime style.

[freecat]

freecat what was it you were saying about your english improvements?

tiredness man, tiredness.

[sushijerk]

once i was at the mall waiting in line to use the ATM machine, the guy in front of me leaves on the screen it says, "would you like another transaction?" and i'm like :O this fucker didn't finish his transaction! i coulda went on a field day. but i close it for the stupid ass guy. i hate to think of the ridiculous amount of karma that would come around.

I dunno if ATMs near you are different but all the ones near me make you enter your code again if you want to do another transaction.

I consider myself a pretty upstanding person but if I find a wallet with 2k in it that shit is gone.

[mr fluffernutter]

tiredness man, tiredness.

it was an awesome post

[bernt]

Taking money is just asking for karma to dick you hard. I know this first hand, unfortunately.

[AcrobaticTenement]

once i was at the mall waiting in line to use the ATM machine, the guy in front of me leaves on the screen it says, "would you like another transaction?" and i'm like :O this fucker didn't finish his transaction! i coulda went on a field day. but i close it for the stupid ass guy. i hate to think of the ridiculous amount of karma that would come around.

exact same thing happened to me a few weeks ago, i was drunk and didn't steal anything, just took his debit card home with me as a souvenir

[ProfMonnitoff]

all legs, 1980s anime style.

Were looking for the fifth year they say it holds a secret on how to live forever they keep me in the darkness where I can have my visions and show them to the treasure somewhere you take farafara universe somewhere somewhere I can feel it I can almost see it I vavava va vaaaaaaaaaa

i am in new york in china town

we go into a chinese restaurant

we are very hungry

there are so many fishes and crabs

and eels crammed in the tank

a fish's memory is 3 seconds

have you ever had drunken prawn before?

you put live prawns in wine and get them drunk

when their movements get daft

you eat them alive

usually they resist

but the taste of sweet sweet wine

and transparent blood

reminds me of east coast singapore

reminds me of east side utak

utak likes aquariums

i hate fishes but they all look so miserable

3 seconds later they will forget.

i order a crab

i need some flesh

i need more than a drunken prawn

the waiter goes and takes the crab out of the tank

and it resists even before he grabs it

but it gives up much too quickly

almost too easily

and dumps its own body into the bowl

i think about the muscle of the drunken prawn

resisting in my mouth

and i packed my bag and i lied down

the light was off

so it was dark

and next to me there was preston

talking on the phone

so i put my ipod on

and i put it on random

"everlasting dub- KaitO"

i was looking at preston's sweater

the colour was navy

and it was dark

and somehow i fell into this hole

deep in the hole

there was jerry hall's face

blonde

old

cacuasian

female

red lipstick

face like her fathers

man faced middle aged woman

jerry hall

i wanted it to go away

but it wont

so

i was like okay

and changed that face to anja rubik

i was like "wow anja so pretty"

then i was like "wait...i dont want to see her face"

so i wanted to see speed racer

and it was speed racer

and the driver infront of me

was a white trash trucker big log like man with a

trucker hat and a checkered shirt with jeans

fat hanging out of the jeans

and i was like i DONT WANT TO SEE CAUCASIANS RIGHT NOW

the song was slipping into "another day acid - SCSI-9"

and i was fed up

so i took my ipod off

and preston got off the phone

and i felt truely

happy

at

last.

how could anyone not love her

[High Monika]

The popularized idea of Karma is so fucking stupid it boggles my mind.

[jeepster]

The popularized idea of Karma is so fucking stupid it boggles my mind.

dude - Buddhism = Fashion = Popularity

right?

[Servo2000]

On the other hand, I was under the impression that the basis of Karma was basically just "your actions have consequences," not sure where the whole good karma / bad karma thing came from.

[jeepster]

On the other hand, I was under the impression that the basis of Karma was basically just "your actions have consequences," not sure where the whole good karma / bad karma thing came from.

as far as I know, Karma is a defined negative. Like there is no "good karma", you just do something bad, and eventually, bad things will catch up with you. Like, who honestly rewards good deeds anyways? aka, "no good deed goes unpunished"

[Oxy.]

Good karma as in, do something nice for someone & you might be helped in the future when you need it most. Bad karma as in, do something wrong, it will come back to haunt you. At least that's how I interpret it.

[terrible!]

How come doing a bad deed can catch up to you but doing something equally good will not?

If you think about it, when these ideas of Karma were evolving the world was pretty conceptually small right? If you help all the people in your village then in the future they will be more likely to help you. And the same thing goes for the opposite end.

Its a sound theory (or whatever).

[Akira]

dude - Kabbalah= Fashion = Popularity

right?

10101010101010

[julzkind]

isnt it "what goes around, comes around" ?

[jlow]

the thing with karma that gets me is dont you get judged when you're at heavens gates? isnt that the whole thing about heaven and hell? everything you've ever done in one big book and god either goes yay or nay. bang! you're in hell.

so technically, your karma is one big thing that happens at the end. or not. i always relate shit that happens to me, with shit that i did.

i got raised in a christian household, i believe in the god of my parents, but im wary about the whole institution of church(es) as a whole, so i dont go.

shit is a massive hypocritical cult.

[destructodisk]

you are a massive idiot

how did you find the internet?

[jeepster]

^motherfucker, when you die, shit ends there. St. Peter doesn't read from the book of life about your sins n shit, you're returned to the void. Thats it.

[Jimbo69]

Don't they have some tv show about karma?

[scoon0224]

Wow... must say I'm astounded by the amoutn of hate for a christian here.

Who gets more satisfaction out of their belief/lack thereof? The Christian, or the atheist?

Atheist gets smug satisfaction that the christian is 'wrong', but do they really take advantage? Society and the law effectively hamstring us from being truly amoral. Or at least don't do so any more than Christians.

Christian gets a bit of pity for the unenlightened, and a minor sense of purpose/superiority. Not sinning isn't only a matter of being good cuz of society/law, you actually get rewarded for it. But really they'll sin just as much as the atheist, cuz you can always ask forgiveness (bonus)

edit: Jimbo, are you thinking of 'My Name is Earl'?

[icandunkonu]

Don't they have some tv show about karma?

i don't think so, but karmaloop is still in business

[jeepster]

Wow... must say I'm astounded by the amoutn of hate for a christian here.

Who gets more satisfaction out of their belief/lack thereof? The Christian, or the atheist?

Atheist gets smug satisfaction that the christian is 'wrong', but do they really take advantage? Society and the law effectively hamstring us from being truly amoral. Or at least don't do so any more than Christians.

Christian gets a bit of pity for the unenlightened, and a minor sense of purpose/superiority. Not sinning isn't only a matter of being good cuz of society/law, you actually get rewarded for it. But really they'll sin just as much as the atheist, cuz you can always ask forgiveness (bonus)

edit: Jimbo, are you thinking of 'My Name is Earl'?

Religion is stupid and so is this post.

[terrible!]

Don't they have some tv show about karma?

I think its called Ed.

[U MAD]

I like when morons can't tell the difference between karma and cause and effect

and say they believe in Karma.

[ProfMonnitoff]

i kinda believe in karma with unrelated events but its probably just a head fake to get myself to not be an asshole

who cares