superconfessional

[bernt]

how is it that i can parallel park better when i'm drunk?! what's with that

I got drunk last saturday and went from being the worst pool player ever to some pro-tour quality shit after a few drinks. I think some latent skills come out with the alcohol.

[minou]

alcohol pretty much helps to enhance certain unknown skills from deep within you.

[whitney]

^ + rep that book is shit. Will go see movie to pick up chicks.

there were like 3000 of them last week at stonestown

all for some guy playing in the movie

[Thorns]

nah i've driven a bunch of cars with those sensors on'em and they can be non functional at times. Technology in cars are good in theory but usually become a hassle ie. breaking down and costing an arm and a leg to fix.

i couldn't count how many times my dad's car had to go into the dealership cause of all the small shit that broke in his car. good thing he had extended warrenty on it.

muscle car>luxury car

Depends on the manufacturer. American and German tech will be in for service every couple months. Cars made by slanty eyed people have much more reliable tech features.

[High Monika]

I'm trying REALLY hard to read/enjoy those Twilight vampire books because I want to go see the movie, but I can't get into them at all.. I feel like I have snuck into a fat girl's bedroom and I'm reading her secret fanfiction that was hidden under her mattress.

It's funny you say that because the lead actor you're talking about ALSO said it was like stepping into some weird Mormon woman's wet dream. And the lead actress talked shit about all of the fans.

ive tried taking some before, i go lobster anyway.

fail :/

It has its limits. Cannot be slamming drinks, Cannot be taking shots (unless weak mixed-drink types). Cannot be really physically active. So I end up red eventually.

[samsikle]

I got drunk last saturday and went from being the worst pool player ever to some pro-tour quality shit after a few drinks. I think some latent skills come out with the alcohol.

yeah i was drunk last night but for some reason i was able to recite this entire french poem (i don't speak french.. well for that matter)

[M.O.A]

tell you guys what

mo money mo problems

[lawless]

Depends on the manufacturer. American and German tech will be in for service every couple months. Cars made by slanty eyed people have much more reliable tech features.

true. My dad had an 02 7 series BMW and for the first 6 months it was great. Super fast, looked great and had some cool features at the time (idrive, phone, push start, curtains). Then the curtains started getting jammed, and the idrive knob came off of the idrive. Can you believe that they originally glued the knob onto the idrive? I mean your paying 70, 80 grand for a car they could at least build it right.

I know that Lexus's are quality built, but they've always been bland to me and my dad. Especially living in an area that's saturated with trend following asian's I know my dad would never buy a Lexus. I'm not trying to sound like a dick but my dad would much sooner buy a Quadattroporte than to join his people. But that's just who he is. If your wondering he's a white man in an asian mans skin.

And with this shitty economy the rich are giving up there toys. We've found 04' 05' Aston Martins going for 80-100 grand. It's a perfect time to buy real estate and toys if your job isn't affected by the economy.

[julzkind]

i really like how Lexus drives, much more so than a Mercedes or BMW.

that being said, i will drive anything...i once was the owner of a shaggin wagon.

[lawless]

i know what you mean

i drive a 96 Honda Accord 5 days a week

and my dads for the weekend

BIG DIFFERENCE

[Thorns]

I assumed it was a beemer. Quality control is awful and they're obsessed with De-contenting. Absolutely retarded cost-saving techiniques. Pop open the hood and look at the seals. Look at how all the wires are exposed because they want to save 1$ per car on rubber. Look at how the latch is uncovered metal so when the engines hot you burn yourself trying to open it. They even got rid of the fire proofing and sound insulation.

Oh and the iDrive is the worst idea ever.

If he wants Lexus quality and German performance... gotta go Infiniti.

P.S. Having runflats standard is dick too. They cost 3x as much, are unrepairable/unpatchable, wear out in 1/2 the time, and are vastly less forgiving than normal tires. I fucking hate BMW.

[cinderella]

It's funny you say that because the lead actor you're talking about ALSO said it was like stepping into some weird Mormon woman's wet dream. And the lead actress talked shit about all of the fans.

It has its limits. Cannot be slamming drinks, Cannot be taking shots (unless weak mixed-drink types). Cannot be really physically active. So I end up red eventually.

BAAAHAHAHHA wowwww it sounds like she had no idea what she was getting herself into.. these 2 are going to be fucking HUGE and I guess they weren't expecting it haha

[lawless]

He changes cars every 2-3 years so quality doesn't mean as much to him. I'm hoping one day he'll make me happy and buy an r8 or s5 but there is like a 6 month waiting list for them things and he's not a very patient person.

btw, what do you drive? If i remember correctly you were a part time car salesman?

[beezup]

My school's coaching staff cant coach for shit. Fucking retards.

Shouldve switched schools

[julzkind]

so my friends bachelorette party was last night and since shes a virgin we all gave her tips about sex etc...

her sister in law comes out and scares her by saying she can get pregnant by swallowing and then another person says its against our religion.

STFU, dont you ruin the fun shes having now.

i didnt say that but i def voiced my disagreement.

[M.O.A]

hhahahhahahahah damn womans

[terrible!]

so my friends bachelorette party was last night and since shes a virgin we all gave her tips about sex etc...

her sister in law comes out and scares her by saying she can get pregnant by swallowing and then another person says its against our religion.

STFU, dont you ruin the fun shes having now.

i didnt say that but i def voiced my disagreement.

What was your advice?

[M.O.A]

dont forget to take off burqa

[bouwnt]

What was your advice?

"take it like an infidel"

[M.O.A]

oh [insert any sun god/prohpet] thats wrong

[icandunkonu]

i think jesus is the wrong prophet for this scenario

[Guest]

read the pagan christ ... you will think otherwise icandunkaroooooo

[M.O.A]

they are all the same homie

[mrip]

thats a pretty good cum shield

[julzkind]

What was your advice?

"its not true, have fun..."

dont forget to take off burqa

hahahhahaahhaha. <3

"take it like an infidel"

arabfacial.jpg

oh yeah, that too.

[destructodisk]

So today I deep cleaned my room, and got a new bed.

My room had been in the same configuration for over 7 years, and I seriously feel reborn with this redesign.

[Guest Phrost]

you - playing your guitar, singing to yourself on the downtown d train. you have the most mesmerizing soulful voice. that is all

[terrible!]

"its not true, have fun..."

I'm totally not satisfied with this.

[julzkind]

haha

cant really give all my secrets out or else they arent secrets anymore.

[Androo630]

i wanna perform more random good deeds, not just holding doors open for people and letting old people take my seat when the bus is full.