superconfessional

[M.O.A]

crazy in the head crazy in the bed

[M.O.A]

my ex just made me read her a haiku i wrote about her when we were together it was awfully embarrassing but i think she just was really flattered

man i think she is starting to be down again....

confession - i hope so

SIGH I HATE TEH WOMANS

[HBlack]

If you don't buy my shit, I may actually starve.

RO leather moto XS for sale

this is so representative of superfuture

it will also be me next year

[TransparentCranium]

my ex just made me read her a haiku i wrote about her when we were together it was awfully embarrassing but i think she just was really flattered

man i think she is starting to be down again....

confession - i hope so

SIGH

I was down with crazy in the head crazy in bed until you added this.

this is so representative of superfuture

it will also be me next year

I've actually turned down a lot of offers already. I'd like it to sell but I'm in no rush

[knucks]

lmao. she's just gona mindfuck you with all the trouble you can get in with the law if you fuck around with her and then you're gona think... OH SHIT. haha

I chatted with her a bit, she doesn't seem too interesting off the bat. And I don't know if she's as cute as I thought she was.

I left her with a "I have to get back to work, hit me up later."

I'm never initiating contact again. OUT>

[M.O.A]

hahahaah well obviously

thats what make it a confession

kix is actually just a big softy when it comes to the ladies

[Guest Snackman]

i just took a shit in one of those japense toilet seats. you know the one that cleans your ass

my ass is golden now dawg

[bill]

a toilet x bidet?

[Guest Snackman]

idk, it got three settings

posterior water

enema water

and "feminine wash"

guess which 1 is best

[arem]

He just got photographed for the People Magazine "sexiest men" issue (who chose him?), and refused to appear wet or without a shirt. Pretty much the only thing he is known for is being wet and without a shirt. Delusions of grandeur?

why is old michael phelps considered some kind of heart throb now? i don't care how fast dude can swim, he looks like an ape who fell out of the mongoloid tree and hit every branch on the way down. aside from that, every time i've heard him speak, he sounds like a big oaf. what the fuck

eta - I guess that's not much of a confession, haha

[cuddlysheep]

Citation #100316413 is drive way violation issued at 1419 16th Ave.

F*ck you sfmta,and your 60$ parking ticket.

[M.O.A]

yeah i got one of those for blocking my own driveway a couple years back

i wanted to find the meter maid and shit down his throat...make him gag and throw it back up again and shove it down his mouth again for good measure

[sushijerk]

He just got photographed for the People Magazine "sexiest men" issue (who chose him?), and refused to appear wet or without a shirt. Pretty much the only thing he is known for is being wet and without a shirt. Delusions of grandeur?

People "Sexiest ___" issues have nothing to do with sex appeal. I remember the year Titantic came out that old lady who played modern day Kate Winslet made the 50 sexiest people. Nuff said.

Also damn I really like Sweeney Todd. They show it on HBO a lot now and I always watch it. Not a big Burton fan but I'm loving this movie.

[capa]

I keep having a recurring dream about this girl that I could maybe have dated if I played my cards right. At the time, I wasn't into her but she got cuter throughout the year but by then it was too late. Anyways in this dream, she always ends up telling me she likes me and I am super excited, and then I wake up and feel so let down. Dreams that are better than reality suck. I would almost rather have a bad dream just to wake up and feel a lot better about my life.

[landho]

I keep having a recurring dream about this girl that I could maybe have dated if I played my cards right. At the time, I wasn't into her but she got cuter throughout the year but by then it was too late. Anyways in this dream, she always ends up telling me she likes me and I am super excited, and then I wake up and feel so let down. Dreams that are better than reality suck. I would almost rather have a bad dream just to wake up and feel a lot better about my life.

May be obvious in this context, but Freud said that dreams are wishes unfulfilled.

[bernt]

I really need to get on some sort of medication. I've been having anxiety attacks on and off all day, and this is the first time I've ever had them. I'm a fucking wreck.

[M.O.A]

my friend said her mom takes prozac

you shoudl try that

or coke and hookers

that shit would work

[Mr Waffles]

coke wouldnt really help panic attacks i wouldnt think. Just take a couple xanax and then bam, it will be tomorrow already.

Thank you for catching that td just now mr randy moss. I need everyone on my fantasy team to pull their weight this week.

[the Repeater]

I really need to get on some sort of medication. I've been having anxiety attacks on and off all day, and this is the first time I've ever had them. I'm a fucking wreck.

If you can internetz, I doubt it; they're wildly incapacitating and many people pass out after having heart palpitations and sweating themselves into a puddle of stress and terror.

[the Repeater]

crazy in the head crazy in the bed

I say "hot, smart, sane: pick two."

Best case scenario of course, and no, you cannot do better. They're chicks. They're crazy. Word is law.

[jack napier]

I have been in the library for 10 hours and counting today.

Fuck my life.

[bernt]

That's probably not what I should call it, then. I don't really know what it is. Pretty much what happens is that I get really nervous/anxious and my heart rate speeds up and I pretty much go catatonic. The weirdest thing is that my vision changes where it feels like my eyeballs are being pushed deeper into my skull and my perception of everything changes. If I sit up or something, I get sort of dizzy.

I need to see a doctor.

[indesertum]

I have been in the library for 10 hours and counting today.

Fuck my life.

much better than not being in a library for 10+ hours when you should be.

[JackPhotography]

That's probably not what I should call it, then. I don't really know what it is. Pretty much what happens is that I get really nervous/anxious and my heart rate speeds up and I pretty much go catatonic. The weirdest thing is that my vision changes where it feels like my eyeballs are being pushed deeper into my skull and my perception of everything changes. If I sit up or something, I get sort of dizzy.

I need to see a doctor.

happens to me when i get a migraine

you should post results of doctor visit haha

[julzkind]

That's probably not what I should call it, then. I don't really know what it is. Pretty much what happens is that I get really nervous/anxious and my heart rate speeds up and I pretty much go catatonic. The weirdest thing is that my vision changes where it feels like my eyeballs are being pushed deeper into my skull and my perception of everything changes. If I sit up or something, I get sort of dizzy.

I need to see a doctor.

ugh, fuck that. all that^ and my bottom lip used to get numb due to hyperventilating without realizing it.

i would say meds, but i tried it and shit kills sex drive...but it may be good for you. def see a dr.

good luck.

[↓ Is The New ↑]

I liked Quantum of Solace.

[Mr Calvin Oscar]

gotta a paper adue tomororw

didn't start

11;59

[geekbonchic]

And your time begins...

NOW.

[whizkit]

i just negged all the cdg h&m resellers i saw on the first 3 pages of supermarket.

I misfired on one of them, grrrrr......

edit: this guy ,someone pls neg him for me

[Vs Toto]

put him in the red for you whiz