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A beautiful girl walked past me crying today. I wanted to say something to her but I had no idea what to say. It broke my heart.

everyday tragedies

"I'll give you something to cry about"

It's what my parents would have said.

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I don't know how, but I found myself at Toby Keith's bar tonight and ended up watching Donny Osmond sit in with some local band. In a moment of drunken weakness I let myself have a good time. I will never be the same.

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I confess that I've taken at least 500mg of seroquel (atypical anti-psychotic) 300mg of trazodone (sleep-aid/anti-depressant) since 8pm. the seroquel used to make me pass out like a bag of bricks but I've been awake yet brain dead since I woke up from a short nap (7:30-8PM). I've been drinking, smoking and cleaning my apartment the entire night until now. I just want to go to sleep before the sun rises.

FUCK.

whatdoidowithmyself.

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Time is approaching 2 pm and I'm sitting in my bed browsing the intrawebz, too hungover to take a piss

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i found a credit card on the ground last night and I snatched it up all quick just because my friend was going for it. I grabbed it just so he couldnt use it and i could return it or at least keep anyone else from using it.

im a nice guy.

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a couple of months ago I found a wallet in the parking deck with over $2k in USD and pesos... and I actually returned it to the concierge of my building. I looked at the license, remembered the guy's face for if I ever saw him around... and I do. he's a dick and never holds the door or elevator for me when I'm behind him. but I guess returning it was still the right thing to do.

x_x

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Daul Kim smiled at me today, with this huge smile. I don't know if it was a genuine smile or if she was laughing at me.

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Damn, I wish i could burst into a rainbow, would've been better than how I reacted, which was to do my traditional nonchalant walkaway thing. I was wearing the Dior Luster pants so she probably thinks I am bitchy and/or gay.

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a couple of months ago I found a wallet in the parking deck with over $2k in USD and pesos... and I actually returned it to the concierge of my building. I looked at the license, remembered the guy's face for if I ever saw him around... and I do. he's a dick and never holds the door or elevator for me when I'm behind him. but I guess returning it was still the right thing to do.

x_x

nice guys finish last :(

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yeah i was drunk last night but for some reason i was able to recite this entire french poem (i don't speak french.. well for that matter)

haha nice. i used to be better at english when i was drunk, but not anymore since i speak it nearly on a daily basis and now my english gets a bit worse when i'm drunk (but i say more funny things haha).

a couple of months ago I found a wallet in the parking deck with over $2k in USD and pesos... and I actually returned it to the concierge of my building. I looked at the license, remembered the guy's face for if I ever saw him around... and I do. he's a dick and never holds the door or elevator for me when I'm behind him. but I guess returning it was still the right thing to do.

in the past couple of month i found while coming back home drunk 2 bag (stolen i guess) that i returned and 3 wallets. the wallets had money in it, not a lot though, from 10 to 30€. i took it each time except when it was a student's wallet but brought it back to the police the next morning.

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I stole so much free shit from this conference center place I was at over the weekend. Grabbed like, 10 water bottles, 5 Snapples (Rasberry/Lemon cuz no Peach :\), 4 of those mini-glass Cokes, like 20 individually wrapped Nature Valley Oats n Honey bars, a bunch of lunch-sized Oreo packages, and about 4 cupfuls of small Halloween-sized Hershey's chocolate bars.

A good haul if I say so myself.

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