superconfessional

[bouwnt]

well cumm on...

[julzkind]

u know dat

[.max]

Homo to the max.

Hi.

(no homo)

[DüM]

ya'll niggas are stupid. of course the song is old I was talking to the haters.

[azn8oi]

sup dum. hi.

[DüM]

l.LOVE.YOU.TED.

[azn8oi]

hahahhahaa

哈哈哈哈哈

[M.O.A]

went on a crazy 2 day beach trip with some friends and my ex.

was extremely fun and not really what i expected at all

sadly no sex action but honestly it was nice to just be hanging out with my girl again..

we're doing midnight showing of 007 tomorrow.. interested in seeing where this shit goes now....

[whitney]

I think olga is the best looking bond girl yet..

[ProfMonnitoff]

got with this girl last night

i think what played a factor is that she noticed that i checked out her shoes before everything else

they were black patent cee-loubz

[U MAD]

I think olga is the best looking bond girl yet..

I remember there was an episode of ER where Neela was asking Uncle Jesse why he called her Mayday all the time and he was like "after Grace Jones in A View To A Kill, my favourite Bond girl" and me and my mom were like BURN because Grace Jones is the manliest bond girl

[Guest Snackman]

i stayed in from work today and told my boss (me) I was sick so I can play computer games and fuck this chick. Will post pics later of damage

[azn8oi]

There was this girl crossing this 6 lane boulevard with me today,

the first thing I noticed were her leopard print high heels, then I noticed her perfect ass, and then her LV bag (wutev), and then her hair-- which is japanese perfect long curled at the ends and dyed that shade of brown.

I was ready to hit it in in the middle of the crossing. Best girl in Taipei for the last 2 weeks.

[azn8oi]

Fuck. I wish I met her in a coffee shop instead.

[Guest winq]

i lost my cplus big knit beanie again

FUCK

this will be the third time (i'm going) to had to it replaced by the exact same thing.

BEST BEANIE EVER

fucfk

fuck m2

[panicnation]

That's really saying something...

last i remember, taipei was full of mad hot girls.

There was this girl crossing this 6 lane boulevard with me today,

the first thing I noticed were her leopard print high heels, then I noticed her perfect ass, and then her LV bag (wutev), and then her hair-- which is japanese perfect long curled at the ends and dyed that shade of brown.

I was ready to hit it in in the middle of the crossing. Best girl in Taipei for the last 2 weeks.

[azn8oi]

Oh, there are. But she was something else. Sorry, no stalker pics available.

[High Monika]

I think olga is the best looking bond girl yet..

Olga is ridiculously hot. Like crazy, stunning sexy. I still have a hard time knocking Eva Green off of the pedestal I've put her on - but it's weird since I think Eva films ok but photographs incredibly. Olga is just... Olga.

I can pronounce Olga's last name but not spell it. There's my confession.

[hamham3001]

everyday at work i'm on sufu or looking for jawns.... i wished i has another hour each day... to look for more jawns

[minou]

why do you have to be so complicated.

you take one step forward and two steps back.

fucking make up your mind.

don't give me false hopes on something i put my mind on.

stop playing games with me.

[knucks]

confession:

I answered a "women looking for men" ad on craigslist.

Only crazy bitches put themselves on there, right? What the fuck am I in for?

[minou]

you're in for the ride of your life.

i've been pretty much living on "internet dating".

i don't know about crazy bitches, she might be sincere for all you know.

[knucks]

her posting was quite sincere and honest..she is a law student tho, she's going to rip me a new asshole...

[minou]

lmao. she's just gona mindfuck you with all the trouble you can get in with the law if you fuck around with her and then you're gona think... OH SHIT. haha

[inaya]

why is old michael phelps considered some kind of heart throb now? i don't care how fast dude can swim, he looks like an ape who fell out of the mongoloid tree and hit every branch on the way down. aside from that, every time i've heard him speak, he sounds like a big oaf. what the fuck

eta - I guess that's not much of a confession, haha

[jeepster]

why is old michael phelps considered some kind of heart throb now? i don't care how fast dude can swim, he looks like an ape who fell out of the mongoloid tree and hit every branch on the way down. aside from that, every time i've heard him speak, he sounds like a big oaf. what the fuck

this is a fact, but it won't dissuade CWG's and high schoolers from bein all up on him.

But its ok, we don't have to see him till 2012.

on a more personal note, I don't think I've ever been more happy to start my Common Application than I am right now.

[bill]

I know that you 're stalking me, bitch.

stop fucking crying

[TransparentCranium]

I know that you 're stalking me, bitch.

stop fucking crying

Good shit + rep

[minou]

your avatar is good shit, i mean bad. +rep.

[sushijerk]

why is old michael phelps considered some kind of heart throb now? i don't care how fast dude can swim, he looks like an ape who fell out of the mongoloid tree and hit every branch on the way down. aside from that, every time i've heard him speak, he sounds like a big oaf. what the fuck

eta - I guess that's not much of a confession, haha

Celebrity and endorsement money. Dude looks awkward as hell but I respect him more than most other pro athletes.