superconfessional

[seraphim]

did you throw up before taking that picture? :/

[cheep]

thats not even him.

[denimdestroyedmylife]

superfuturists are persnickety folk, huh?

superconfession: i have been a secret moderator since the turn of the new year

i have been banning fuckers

i have been locking threads

all under the cover of anonymity

in short: i am the new minya

[mizanation]

ddml was secretly minya all this time. it all makes sense now. no it doesn't. yes.

[snugglepony]

superfuturists are persnickety folk, huh?

superconfession: i have been a secret moderator since the turn of the new year

i have been banning fuckers

i have been locking threads

all under the cover of anonymity

in short: i am the new minya

did you just unlock that "chris chris chris chris chris" thread where bed got banned?!?!

who the fuck are you?!?

[mr fluffernutter]

ddml you are a liar sir

[denimdestroyedmylife]

oops, i think i may accidentally ban you, kind sir

unless you lick my boot as i stomp your pretty face

that's right

[mr fluffernutter]

ddml do you have carpe diems?

[Guest Airjamie]

I just got back from spending the night in an atlanta holding cell.

The Charge:

somehow i managed to piss on a bouncer.

[Guest Airjamie]

Thats the spirit.

[onemancult]

sometimes i bang highschool girls just cuz its easier.

i'm 21, about to graduate from college, and yet, i still can't quite figure out

how to even get into situations with high school aged girls that won't be

completely forced, and thus, ruin the whole she-bang.

do you just happen to have easy access to high school girls?

[Guest Airjamie]

i'm 21, about to graduate from college, and yet, i still can't quite figure out

how to even get into situations with high school aged girls that won't be

completely forced, and thus, ruin the whole she-bang.

do you just happen to have easy access to high school girls?

Shows dude. shooooows.

[broneck]

yeah, shitty local hardcore shows seem to be a goldmine but i can't be bothered. i just go to prom.

[cheep]

damn thats...deep?

that shit is like the 2007 version of crackers wearing african medallions.

confession...

when i was in elementry school... must have been 89?... i wanted one of those african medallions... the leather ones with the red black and green africa... i think i listened to too much PE.

[mr fluffernutter]

I just got back from spending the night in an atlanta holding cell.

The Charge:

somehow i managed to piss on a bouncer.

my question is: why didn't he get out of the fucking way?

[onemancult]

Shows dude. shooooows.

There must be better quality chicks at hardcore shows in your parts.

The closest scene is in LI, and

Long Island Hardcore, while legendary (to some), is populated mostly

by hilariously ugly, mannish, hairy, Italian girls that weigh at least

250 lbs apiece.

And, those are just the middle school girls whose parents drop them off.

[Guest Airjamie]

my question is: why didn't he get out of the fucking way?

Niggas love RKelly.

[onemancult]

watersports is hectic 7.8.

[Guest Airjamie]

There must be better quality chicks at hardcore shows in your parts.

The closest scene is in LI, and

Long Island Hardcore, while legendary (to some), is populated mostly

by hilariously ugly, mannish, hairy, Italian girls that weigh at least

250 lbs apiece.

And, those are just the middle school girls whose parents drop them off.

I never specified hardcore. Its fucking rare that i even go to a hardcore show. Shit is fucking gay man. Motherfuckers you KNOW were girlpant atreyu dickriders last year are all suddenly jocked out (although admittedly i was jockcore all the way through juniorhigh) and all about bracewar? Fuck that shit broseph. The last one I went to was the gorilla biscuits reunion. And i had no fucking choice with that one. No if its underage pussy im looking for i head over to the drunken unicorn for a wolfeyes show or scoot over to the landing for some MSTRKRFT.

Or just go over to the highschool and just wait outside for all the bloc party kids to come trolling out, then im all "hey little girl you want some candy? Theres a whole bunch in the back of my van."

I probably need to stop posting so fucking high. Or even coming to work like this.

[Sayword]

Confession: I like BBW porn.

[Guest Airjamie]

Confession: I like BBW porn.

Oh man, when theyre getting fucked their backfat vibrations are like a giant pasty white sea of lust.

[cheep]

Oh man, when theyre getting fucked their backfat vibrations are like a giant pasty white sea of lust.

sig'd

.........

[Guest Airjamie]

Do i get a medal? Or at least a reacharound?

[onemancult]

a. sorry i specified hardcore only because the other dude mentioned hardcore, but i didnt want to directly address him really.

d. cutesy girls in little dresses at noise shows, while annoying, are oh-so-fuckable.

g. your talking about candy reminds me of a great joke:

'a little boy of about 8 years old finally convinces his mommy that he can walk down the block to the park and play without being supervised, and reluctantly, his mother lets him go. it is a sunny afternoon, and the little boy is walking for a few feet when all of a sudden, a dingy black car pulls up beside him.

an old man inside of the car leans over, rolls down the window, and calls out to the little boy. "hey kid, hey kid come over here for one second. i need to ask you a question, please."

the boy is conflicted. his mommy told him to never talk to strangers, but she also said to respect his elders. he decided it was okay if he walked over to the car.

"what's wrong mister?"

the old man held up a huge bag of candy and grinned, "well, i will give you a piece of this candy if you come in my car."

the kid gazed at the bag of candy, eyes wide, and then looked the old man dead in the eye.

"shit mister, for that whole bag of candy, i'll come in your mouth!"

23. i dont get down with BBW porn, but chubby teens is where its at. they gotta be only chub, not jagunda.

[Double D]

Well, I suppose I have to confess to seeing Hatebreed to relay this anecdote, but it was good for 3 reasons:

a) Acacia Strain

Lager

c) The fact that backstage passes were handed out to every single girl in the venue, including a bunch of inebriated 17-18 year olds who were blatantly going to get ripped a new one by some fat aging member of a two-bit hardcore band.

[Guest Airjamie]

23. i dont get down with BBW porn, but chubby teens is where its at. they gotta be only chub, not jagunda.

LOL at the joke. Ive been known to fuck chub youngsters frequently. Some of the time, i even prefer them. That puffy vagina look is just so fucking hot. Plus the little layer of babyfat amplifies the sound of your balls smacking their ass like 10x, so even if youre holding your hand over her mouth your friend in the other room is all "uuuuuuh.......dude my paper is due in the morning...........seriously jamie man cant you just flip her over and finish it off ive got to get some work done" But hes not typing shit you know he goes to the chubby section of IMAGEFAP and pulls it for an hour then falls asleep in shame and misery that he spent the whole night trying to tell girls what an asshole i really am, knowing full well that they go home with me anyway.

[Guest Airjamie]

Well, I suppose I have to confess to seeing Hatebreed to relay this anecdote, but it was good for 3 reasons:

a) Acacia Strain

Lager

c) The fact that backstage passes were handed out to every single girl in the venue, including a bunch of inebriated 17-18 year olds who were blatantly going to get ripped a new one by some fat aging member of a two-bit hardcore band.

Ask jamey jasta about "That other jamie and the skateboard incident" Then call him a fucking pussy and leave.

[broneck]

this is really a thing for you eh onemancult?

emo kids, except for the ones that have tits and are of the scenester sub-subculture.

some of those girls are so fucking hot and 12 and have such nice tits. jesus on a fucking bagel, i wanna smash. they wear neon hair extensions and a ton of mascara and it just looks so good on unblemished skin. and soft tits. asses in tight jeans, sheathed in polka dot underwear from hot topic. nice, clean discharge. minty fresh snatchbox.

Love it.

[Sayword]

LOL at the joke. Ive been known to fuck chub youngsters frequently. Some of the time, i even prefer them. That puffy vagina look is just so fucking hot. Plus the little layer of babyfat amplifies the sound of your balls smacking their ass like 10x, so even if youre holding your hand over her mouth your friend in the other room is all "uuuuuuh.......dude my paper is due in the morning...........seriously jamie man cant you just flip her over and finish it off ive got to get some work done" But hes not typing shit you know he goes to the chubby section of IMAGEFAP and pulls it for an hour then falls asleep in shame and misery that he spent the whole night trying to tell girls what an asshole i really am, knowing full well that they go home with me anyway.

Thanks for that read. At least I know I'm not a freak now.

[Corbin Law]

i took aderall for the first time in my life today

finished my entire ap world history textbook, i was almost done but the section i had left would have taken me sometime through next week to finish

im unsure when im gonna crash

and i hear that its an easy crash if you have some weed

i only have 1 stoge

1 lonely stoge

i hope everything turns out alright