superconfessional

[shoreman1782]

he'd be all up in here like

AYO MUFUCKSA PEEP DAT MEM PAK I B KOPPIN

I heard the "ay bay bay" song last weekend. Never heard it before--it didn't really sound like what I expected it to sound like.

[Thorns]

[emo xanga vent]

i tried to kill myself, but i realized that suicide wasn't invented for folks like me. it was invented for those far too fucking sensitive to live, like primo levi, kurt cobain, nick drake, elliott smith, virginia woolf and sylvia plath. yeah, shit happens, i know, but now i really don't have anything worth living for. if i only had the courage and bravery in me, i'd take the van gogh route out of this world in a heart beat, but i can't. because for some reason, i still believe that all of this is just a horrible dream and once i wake up, everything will be the way it was. my old life wasn't that great either, but i want it back. all of it. anything but this. i'm hurting and nobody knows or ever will because i'm brilliant when it comes to concealing emotions. i'm done with therapists, and i'm just emotionally, mentally, physically, and spiritually debilitated. somebody save me.

[/emo xanga vent]

shit i really want some mcdonald's fries.

:|

Oh you hate your life? Well why didn't you say so? Theres a support group for that. Its called everybody. And they meet at the bar.

-Drew Carey (paraphrased)

[junglejane]

[emo xanga vent]

i tried to kill myself, but i realized that suicide wasn't invented for folks like me. it was invented for those far too fucking sensitive to live, like primo levi, kurt cobain, nick drake, elliott smith, virginia woolf and sylvia plath. yeah, shit happens, i know, but now i really don't have anything worth living for. if i only had the courage and bravery in me, i'd take the van gogh route out of this world in a heart beat, but i can't. because for some reason, i still believe that all of this is just a horrible dream and once i wake up, everything will be the way it was. my old life wasn't that great either, but i want it back. all of it. anything but this. i'm hurting and nobody knows or ever will because i'm brilliant when it comes to concealing emotions. i'm done with therapists, and i'm just emotionally, mentally, physically, and spiritually debilitated. somebody save me.

[/emo xanga vent]

shit i really want some mcdonald's fries.

:|

take a step in the right direction and get rid of your LV monogram purses.

[will_i_am]

i secretly want to kill samsikle and her family.

[Guest]

[artificialsky]

i just got my advance check for a project that is 9 grand for a week and a half of work.

[Guest jmatsu]

i just got my advance check for a project that is 9 grand for a week and a half of work.

then why are you selling your julius jkt?

[artificialsky]

then why are you selling your julius jkt?

viridi-anne riders on the way

p.s. plz buy julius riders

[the_state]

i just got my advance check for a project that is 9 grand for a week and a half of work.

niqqa wtf? whatchu doin?

[samsikle]

i secretly want to kill samsikle and her family.

this motherfucker needs to quit haunting my dreams

[mellowbonsai]

[GiZMO]

myspace makes my IE freeze when it never did that before. Not even looking at a site but just loading up the mainsite help!

pearl you got money? join scientology they help you. Speaking of van gogh across the world in 80 days withjackie chan is funny stuff.

[mis]

I Dropped A Class And I Feel So Fucking Good.

I did this today

[kimchigirl]

hello everyone. i am addicted to uniqlo.

i shop there every month and drop hundreds of bucks (wons for me, actually).

[geekbonchic]

I think I'd be willing to date Christian Siriano.

And that kind of makes me confused.

[ghostdeini]

facebook b mad addictive yo

[powerglov]

next level shower curtain cape

[samsikle]

superconfessional #13: last night i was hanging out with some friends. we blazed (which i haven't done for years), drank and i started singing and dancing to this:

GpPyBXMxeb0

[kenthenoob]

i confess that i used to listen to spice girls and coud sing along to most of their hits.

my FM was broken and AM was all i had. i was young and listened to radio disney.they played a lot of spicegirls and backstreet boys.

[sushijerk]

Whenever I ride the light rail to work, I always see this one sorta homeless looking, mentally challenged, black guy. The way he looks and talks is a bit "off" and he can't seem to control the volume of his voice. Everyday he gets on the train and pronounces to the entire car ( very loudly) that he is a photographer, a serious business man, that he is saving up for his camera, and that he is an artist for the duration of the ride. He's not asking for help/money or anything, it just seems like he can't stop himself from saying these things the same way people with tourrets can't stop cursing.

The confession is that after almost a year of hearing this guy a couple of times a week, I just want to go up to him, tell to to shut up, and tell him in front of everyone else on the train that he will never be a photographer, that he will never be anything because he's just a fucking delusional bum with no medication.

I also really really want to follow the guy and see where he goes every morning. He always has a ticket for the train and he obviously rides the 7:30 AM train for some job/obligation, yet I can't imagine where he could possibly work.

[stuntastic]

Because kentheboob sed something about Backstreet Boys, Im kicking back at work with e Heiny listening to Backstreet Boys on youtube...

Im playing the Chinese singalong version.

Reference...

N2rZxCrb7iU

[englandmj7]

I saw an Enzo that had a license plate with "Hejfund" on it today and it was pretty fucking cool.

Good story.

[djrajio]

OMG that totally hot. I need an Enzo in my life!

[junglejane]

i went out to have drinks with a friend tonight and when we got back to her car there was a business card under her windshield wiper. on the back, in pen, there was:

"hey girls! wow, you are both so hot! if you would like to become friends call the number on the card"

just wtf???

[stuntastic]

And the answer is...

YES?

Thats pretty suave actually... As long as he gave out personal cards, not some fuckin paper cut out shit.

[polishmike]

That was me. Sorry I'm really shy. Anyway call me if you want to be friends.

[Servo2000]

I've always wanted to have some cards printed up to hand out, advertising myself as something patently absurd, like "Holistic Detective / Space-Age Party Planner."

[bernt]

A friend of mine has "Pediatric Gynocologist" on some business cards he got for free. He uses them for free lunch drawings and stuff like that.

[Servo2000]

[e0d9n0b5]

I've always wanted to have some cards printed up to hand out, advertising myself as something patently absurd, like "Holistic Detective / Space-Age Party Planner."

I think the funniest business cards ever appeared in the show Arrested Development, David Cross' character is an analyst and therapist, the cards say "Analrapist"

EDIT wow seriously servo it didn't even take me that long to type up