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OK haven't actually posted a confession here for a while, but I'm in the mood.

I confess I'm not always a good boyfriend.I know I get wrong, and can be a pain in the ass. I swear, I'm trying. But fuck, she doesn't make it easy sometimes.

Heres a confession:

This is really creepy.

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So the markets have been pretty shitty recently and I didn't receive a reply from anyone from the private equity/hedge fund I interviewed earlier in the month. I figured they were all stressed from the losses. But I couldn't just leave this opportunity in the open, so I said fuck it and decided to search out the guy I was supposed to speak with and drop him a mail to tell him how much I wanted to meet with him and get a position. Somehow I was able to convince him to meet me next week!

This will be a good weekend!

:)

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ExileOnMainSt

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Confession: This has been an ongoing issue with my girlfriend for quite some time. I know for a fact that she's only mucked 2 other guys in her lifetime. Even if it was 15, it's not really the issue here but the low number coupled with her loose vagina is raising eyebrows.

Shes one of these female ejaculators. And don't get me wrong it was unreal the first couple times it happened, but nowadays I'm really wondering how her pussy is so loose for only 3 guys total? Are some women's vaginas just larger than others!? Why after 5 minutes of sex does it feel like Lex Steele was inside her before I was?

I need a really discrete way to introduce Keegles to her without straight up telling her that her pussy is loose and I feel like my dick is lost in an ocean of kooze, any help would be appreciated.

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Confession: This has been an ongoing issue with my girlfriend for quite some time. I know for a fact that she's only mucked 2 other guys in her lifetime. Even if it was 15, it's not really the issue here but the low number coupled with her loose vagina is raising eyebrows.

Shes one of these female ejaculators. And don't get me wrong it was unreal the first couple times it happened, but nowadays I'm really wondering how her pussy is so loose for only 3 guys total? Are some women's vaginas just larger than others!? Why after 5 minutes of sex does it feel like Lex Steele was inside her before I was?

I need a really discrete way to introduce Keegles to her without straight up telling her that her pussy is loose and I feel like my dick is lost in an ocean of kooze, any help would be appreciated.

maybe your dick is too small

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Confession: This has been an ongoing issue with my girlfriend for quite some time. I know for a fact that she's only mucked 2 other guys in her lifetime. Even if it was 15, it's not really the issue here but the low number coupled with her loose vagina is raising eyebrows.

Shes one of these female ejaculators. And don't get me wrong it was unreal the first couple times it happened, but nowadays I'm really wondering how her pussy is so loose for only 3 guys total? Are some women's vaginas just larger than others!? Why after 5 minutes of sex does it feel like Lex Steele was inside her before I was?

I need a really discrete way to introduce Keegles to her without straight up telling her that her pussy is loose and I feel like my dick is lost in an ocean of kooze, any help would be appreciated.

it might have been 2 guys, but that could have smashed 10 times a day for two years straight. they could also have been bigger than you.

how do you know for a fact? lots of people lie about how many people they've had sex with, man or woman.

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So the markets have been pretty shitty recently and I didn't receive a reply from anyone from the private equity/hedge fund I interviewed earlier in the month. I figured they were all stressed from the losses. But I couldn't just leave this opportunity in the open, so I said fuck it and decided to search out the guy I was supposed to speak with and drop him a mail to tell him how much I wanted to meet with him and get a position. Somehow I was able to convince him to meet me next week!

This will be a good weekend!

:)

Thank God! I was worried you might not make rent this month

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Confession: This has been an ongoing issue with my girlfriend for quite some time. I know for a fact that she's only mucked 2 other guys in her lifetime. Even if it was 15, it's not really the issue here but the low number coupled with her loose vagina is raising eyebrows.

Shes one of these female ejaculators. And don't get me wrong it was unreal the first couple times it happened, but nowadays I'm really wondering how her pussy is so loose for only 3 guys total? Are some women's vaginas just larger than others!? Why after 5 minutes of sex does it feel like Lex Steele was inside her before I was?

I need a really discrete way to introduce Keegles to her without straight up telling her that her pussy is loose and I feel like my dick is lost in an ocean of kooze, any help would be appreciated.

some girls are just loose. seriously.

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Guest Pettibon

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you could always just hit the ol pooper.

if that's too loose, then one of you has a serious problem.

this sounds like something jmatsu would say. are you having trouble coming up with new material? stick to superdenim.

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some girls are just loose. seriously.

Cosigned.

The only thing that seriously changes the vaginal cavity is childbirth. Fucking porn studs just makes your girl a dock rat meth slut, she was probably that loose before she she started taking poles like the german border in '89.

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superconfessional #12: i've exhausted all the sites i usually check on the internet. i some how ended up watching cheesy acoustic serenades. wtf. i feel like i'm in middle school again but i can't stop watching.

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i really can't stand filipino guys but the ending is the killer where he hella cheeses. awwww..

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I can't stand it when people ask me how much I spent on clothing. If it's anything above $100 then I must be crazy. I usually just try to steer the conversation in a different direction

Example:

Douschebag: "You spent $300 on JEANZ!??!?!111LUL"

Me: "You just spent $300 on Drugs"

Douschebag: "..."

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