superconfessional

[Desi 574,639]

how are you saving money driving 30 minutes?

[16steps 1,277,140]

my porn viewing device is broken. Dont really wanna pay $1500 for a new one

[Oxy. 511,086]

I like AraabMUZIK, I really check for his material.

*sigh*

[haptronic 1,303,215]

being hung over is messed up when i am single.

the thing i most feel like is sweaty grinding aggressive sex. kinda like hate fucking without the hate. poison sex.

too risky to start this way with a girl, as i have been told just today i look like a killer. don't want to look like a raperist as well.

[sawn-off chef 1,667,856]

so apparently when i get drunk i am a complete and utter ghost. no matter who i'm with i disappear. friends, girlfriend, whatever. i just take off, run around, go on zany adventures with complete strangers. it's fun when it's appropriate, but it's not always appropriate.

i mean, i've always known this, but it's really starting to get annoying.

stupid ghost drunk.

I remember when you vanished once until 11 am and showed up at my apt, saying you just left some russian girls house.

[mr fluffernutter 900,072]

when im drunk i get tired and want to sleep... i cant even imagine having an adventure. i would prob wake up in a bush or on a porch somewhere

[mr fluffernutter 900,072]

i saw my ex's (timber) boyfriend three times today. drove me fucking insane. i wanted to introduce myself but was too nervous - i didn't want to represent myself badly or look creepy... oh boy. (i'm like this with most strangers except i usually haven't seen their pictures on blogs/facebook)

[Desi 574,639]

Just be like "eh son! We smashed the same girl! I made that shit toasty for you "

[mr fluffernutter 900,072]

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please see 0:37

[neptunecitylocal 912,555]

so apparently when i get drunk i am a complete and utter ghost. no matter who i'm with i disappear. friends, girlfriend, whatever. i just take off, run around, go on zany adventures with complete strangers. it's fun when it's appropriate, but it's not always appropriate.

i mean, i've always known this, but it's really starting to get annoying.

stupid ghost drunk.

Hahaha I do this a lot.

Last incident, I got stuck on the roof of my friend's building for like three hours because I got locked out.

[mrchariybrown 1,029,670]

sometimes I do a combination of clo and diamond's.. I run away so that I can pass out.

lame, I know. my body can't take the late hours any longer.

[Brienneoftarth 150,335]

I am naturally self deprecating. I guess that's cus I've always felt the need to temper my inner confidence with the reality of my meager accomplishments. My standards have always been high. But I really feel like my latest venture is going to make me quite successful. I've kept it secret because of superstition, but now some people in my life know, and I feel kind of stupid. I gotta go all out on this one and make it work. The pressure is on.

[broneck 1,657,139]

I remember when you vanished once until 11 am and showed up at my apt, saying you just left some russian girls house.

that was fuckin' sick tho

[rgray 370,935]

so do you remember what you do or is a blackout?

[Desi 574,639]

Just had a dream were my leg was mistakenly cut off by a fireman's axe.

[Brienneoftarth 150,335]

yeah, if its not a black out it isnt a problem. just get the numbers of the people you meet on your adventures and stop talking to your old, boring friends. if not, I would say embrace it as long as you dont get in too much trouble.

[squirtlepk 609,046]

i black out about 75% of the time i drink, unless its just a beer at dinner which i don't count

then i hear the stories and they're always wild

like peeing inside a hotel room.

[colourz 164,651]

peeing in a hotel room ≠ wild

[broneck 1,657,139]

so do you remember what you do or is a blackout?

usually i remember. sometimes i black out near the end.

[Magsåvningsreserven 1,750,355]

when i'm drunk, i make it a point to let everyone know by telling them.

why the fuck do i do that?

[dunkin deeznuts 655,464]

cause u wack drinking noob

[Magsåvningsreserven 1,750,355]

listen pal! i'll beat you up in the face!

[sawn-off chef 1,667,856]

When I'm drunk I have the habit of running through traffic and cursing out cab drivers.

[dismalfuture 1,169,029]

yo scott m, go check on mharcl and make sure he is alive

[dunkin deeznuts 655,464]

bunch of stinky baginas in here....

when i'm drunk i order more shots!!

[broneck 1,657,139]

don't get me wrong - i do that too

it's just that sometimes chaos ensues.

[okonomi 719,926]

When I'm drunk I always complain about how I'm not as drunk as I want to be. I'm usually way more drunk than I need to be (pussy teenager concept).

[Denpatou 65,118]

went out for my friend's little brother's 21st last night, engaged in a friendly drinking competition throughout the night. sprinting around a field and throwing up in a bush was more fun than it probably should be

[junglejane 1,011,684]

when I'm drunk I have been known to attempt to "sell" my amazing drunk euphoria and good vibes to sober people

[Magsåvningsreserven 1,750,355]

ahem