superconfessional

[panicnation]

here's what you can do...

dont slide around on your knees in expensive pants.

only wear gap when playing guitar hero.

[e0d9n0b5]

min is a crazy dancer, I'm pretty sure thats what did it

really sorry to hear about that, sucks!

[dino might]

so i guess i have this big problem with blacking out and not remembering anything.

pregamed with some bitties and a pinoy i sleeze it up with before finally heading to an azn karaoke joint to meet up with hebay and other heads once i was already proper stewed, had some more.. some sort of azn beer i think and not sure what else the shots were, went down really easily but that was prolly just because of my disposition at the the time. belted out some really shitty beastie boys renditions and i dont know what else.

thats what i remember, thought we just walked home after that, but apparently we left, mah gurl forgot her coat, had to go back, then took a cab to another bar? apparently for a solid hour at least, then walked home. no idea what else happened in that span of time, but they were worse off than i and i still took care of everyone/got us home solid, just dont remember after the fact..

i awoke in my clothes, jeans and all, to a drunk text from nicotine incoherently saying something about a white dood fucking up azn pussy

so.. good night. its scary how much ive blacked out though recently

*edit- i just remembered at one point in japas i suddenly needed to pee and was too gone to find the bathroom easily so i wandered into and pissed in some storage closet of sorts

[panicnation]

that honestly sounds scary, you should see a doctor.

although i guess that does give u the pretext to do all sorts of nasty stuff and get away with it...legally u've got a defense under automatism.

[dino might]

^bahahahahaha. lib lent me a nat sherman once. skinny cigarettes are for girls and gays.

thanks for the concern pacination, but i dont think i need to see a doc, i just need to take it easy for a bit

*edit- i feel really really shitty about work. i need to come up with a really good story. think i can say someone died or something?

[Vs Toto]

^bahahahahaha. lib lent me a nat sherman once. skinny cigarettes are for girls and gays.

they taste so good

you could get NY cut or king size Nats

[dino might]

i didnt notice i passed my 5k mark today. oh well.

[Vs Toto]

l GOT A GUAP

[junglejane]

happy 5k dino might!!

[dino might]

someone make me a celebratory thread

[sushijerk]

Go dino go!

I feel like I can't let my female best friend go out with me anymore when I'm looking to pick up girls because she is conciously or subconciously deflecting the pussy. I thought girls were supposed to make good wingmen but so far this is not proving to be true.

[junglejane]

sushijerk:

I constantly try to be a wingman for my male best friend but I fail miserably. I am pretty outgoing and will even go up to girls and start up conversations and introductions and such, but they just do not want to be initially approached by a girl.

they(we?) are also repelled by seeing one guy alone with a girl, even if there is no apparent boyfriend-girlfriend dynamic.

If you want to go hunting for the betches your best bet is to go with another male friend.

[joey_formal]

go out with darkanimal to pick up women.

[destructodisk]

My cat Ichi died today. She was only a little over a year old.

[weidna]

l GOT A LUFTWAFFE

BOMBIN' ON PUSSI AZZHATERZ

[DüM]

My cat Ichi died today. She was only a little over a year old.

[sushijerk]

Damn my best male friends are all pretty corny. Is darkanimal down with trying to nail as many skinny white scene chicks as possible? Don't wanna fall in love just wanna to get photographed doing lots of inter-racial groping at the appropriate pseudo dives/concert venues.

[sushijerk]

My cat Ichi died today. She was only a little over a year old.

:( My condolences.

[AcrobaticTenement]

Damn my best male friends are all pretty corny. Is darkanimal down with trying to nail as many skinny white scene chicks as possible? Don't wanna fall in love just wanna to get photographed doing lots of inter-racial groping at the appropriate pseudo dives/concert venues.

shouldnt be too hard to find someone with that same goal

[joey_formal]

Damn my best male friends are all pretty corny. Is darkanimal down with trying to nail as many skinny white scene chicks as possible? Don't wanna fall in love just wanna to get photographed doing lots of inter-racial groping at the appropriate pseudo dives/concert venues.

dark is down to get down with ladies of all shapes sizes colors creeds etc. hes good, and not looking for love.

[junglejane]

dark will you be my wingman plz

[julzkind]

smokin on dat spinach like popeye, bebey

now can you tell me how good my french is?

voulez-vous coucher avec moi, bitches.

[dino might]

smooth. (10)

[chronoaug]

vstototo: man i just pulled some chronoaug/jeepster shit

Max- Apparently we're a punchline now. We need to redeem ourselves.

[mr fluffernutter]

girl who i sort of like but who i thought was in a relationship asks me to coffee, i decline for fear of being friendzoned, i check facebook after and apparently she's single now

Well that's just pathetic.

[↓ Is The New ↑]

Damn my best male friends are all pretty corny. Is darkanimal down with trying to nail as many skinny white scene chicks as possible? Don't wanna fall in love just wanna to get photographed doing lots of inter-racial groping at the appropriate pseudo dives/concert venues.

Where can I sign up?

[Jkissi7]

girl who i sort of like but who i thought was in a relationship asks me to coffee, i decline for fear of being friendzoned, i check facebook after and apparently she's single now

as on AIM .. pizzzowwwnnneeddd

[Jkissi7]

in translation meaning? she has her face in your lap as we speak Al ?

[ProfMonnitoff]

"last night your girls forehead was on my abs"

it is a concept of Soulja Boy (SBeezy)

[chronoaug]

did you ask her to sit on your face? that should always get a positive response