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mornings after are the worst. it's like, "should i call you? fuck you again? do you have a boyfriend? do you need cab fare?"

tell me about

she was just lying around this morning and just wanted to tell her to get the fuck out but i just couldnt do it. i dont understand the womens

btw. its great that we can all just write whatever we want on here

kinda liberating

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always fuck in the morning. she'll think you're a maverick. cab fare/ride home should be dependent upon her performance.

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sheesh, HIV test. be care what you do next time....

yeah. its not that i have multiple partners or anything like that. i just wanted to at least take note/ precautions. its the whole unprotected sex thing that's worrying me.

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me neither, but my morning wood stands in staunch disagreement.

i'm not a fan of the morning fuck

i'm more of a late afternooner....like 3 or 4....

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^minou-

not that i condone but it's tough to get it from a woman. i've used a rubber like twice ever.

haha. kunk, let it be known that i'm gay, if you didn't know already. no homo

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me neither, but my morning wood stands in staunch disagreement.

i guess theres nothing wrong with going for a morning dip, but it always takes me alot of extra effort in the morning to cream the coffee :o

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the i'm gay, no homo combo is classic.

well you should feel better about my statement because there is virtually no chance you will get it from a woman :)

haha. kunk, let it be known that i'm gay, if you didn't know already. no homo
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well that relieved some of my stress.

i guess i have to say this, there's no place like sufu to make you feel better!

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i can do the morning fuck, but i need a cigarette first... tho if i have to work, sometimes ill go ahead and just jump into it.

need a cigarette before anything.. or during

Posted

I don't know why I've never thought of having a cigarette during sex. That's a genius idea.

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i think ive doen that... i know ive smoked a blunt during sex whilst hitting it from behind.

realest shit i've ever read

Posted
I don't know why I've never thought of having a cigarette during sex. That's a genius idea.

it's like peanut butter + jelly

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tell me about

she was just lying around this morning and just wanted to tell her to get the fuck out but i just couldnt do it. i dont understand the womens

btw. its great that we can all just write whatever we want on here

kinda liberating

had the exact same problem a bit ago. shits hard out there for a pimp.

i think ive doen that... i know ive smoked a blunt during sex whilst hitting it from behind.

will you mary me? (no homo) (5)

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i've smoked a blunt while being hit from behind. (0)

cheep, i feel like i smoke as much as you. daym.

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two nights ago i watched "True Life: I live another life on the web"

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^This upsets me as I now have a picture of a gross white du molesting an azn girl.

Are you, by chance, an Asian male? Because if so, welcome to the world of being an Asian male.

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