superconfessional

[dino might]

someone make me a celebratory thread

[sushijerk]

Go dino go!

I feel like I can't let my female best friend go out with me anymore when I'm looking to pick up girls because she is conciously or subconciously deflecting the pussy. I thought girls were supposed to make good wingmen but so far this is not proving to be true.

[junglejane]

sushijerk:

I constantly try to be a wingman for my male best friend but I fail miserably. I am pretty outgoing and will even go up to girls and start up conversations and introductions and such, but they just do not want to be initially approached by a girl.

they(we?) are also repelled by seeing one guy alone with a girl, even if there is no apparent boyfriend-girlfriend dynamic.

If you want to go hunting for the betches your best bet is to go with another male friend.

[joey_formal]

go out with darkanimal to pick up women.

[destructodisk]

My cat Ichi died today. She was only a little over a year old.

[weidna]

l GOT A LUFTWAFFE

BOMBIN' ON PUSSI AZZHATERZ

[DüM]

My cat Ichi died today. She was only a little over a year old.

[sushijerk]

Damn my best male friends are all pretty corny. Is darkanimal down with trying to nail as many skinny white scene chicks as possible? Don't wanna fall in love just wanna to get photographed doing lots of inter-racial groping at the appropriate pseudo dives/concert venues.

[sushijerk]

My cat Ichi died today. She was only a little over a year old.

:( My condolences.

[AcrobaticTenement]

Damn my best male friends are all pretty corny. Is darkanimal down with trying to nail as many skinny white scene chicks as possible? Don't wanna fall in love just wanna to get photographed doing lots of inter-racial groping at the appropriate pseudo dives/concert venues.

shouldnt be too hard to find someone with that same goal

[joey_formal]

Damn my best male friends are all pretty corny. Is darkanimal down with trying to nail as many skinny white scene chicks as possible? Don't wanna fall in love just wanna to get photographed doing lots of inter-racial groping at the appropriate pseudo dives/concert venues.

dark is down to get down with ladies of all shapes sizes colors creeds etc. hes good, and not looking for love.

[junglejane]

dark will you be my wingman plz

[julzkind]

smokin on dat spinach like popeye, bebey

now can you tell me how good my french is?

voulez-vous coucher avec moi, bitches.

[dino might]

smooth. (10)

[chronoaug]

vstototo: man i just pulled some chronoaug/jeepster shit

Max- Apparently we're a punchline now. We need to redeem ourselves.

[mr fluffernutter]

girl who i sort of like but who i thought was in a relationship asks me to coffee, i decline for fear of being friendzoned, i check facebook after and apparently she's single now

Well that's just pathetic.

[↓ Is The New ↑]

Damn my best male friends are all pretty corny. Is darkanimal down with trying to nail as many skinny white scene chicks as possible? Don't wanna fall in love just wanna to get photographed doing lots of inter-racial groping at the appropriate pseudo dives/concert venues.

Where can I sign up?

[Jkissi7]

girl who i sort of like but who i thought was in a relationship asks me to coffee, i decline for fear of being friendzoned, i check facebook after and apparently she's single now

as on AIM .. pizzzowwwnnneeddd

[Jkissi7]

in translation meaning? she has her face in your lap as we speak Al ?

[ProfMonnitoff]

"last night your girls forehead was on my abs"

it is a concept of Soulja Boy (SBeezy)

[chronoaug]

did you ask her to sit on your face? that should always get a positive response

[e0d9n0b5]

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this is for you chrono...

[inaya]

My cat Ichi died today. She was only a little over a year old.

:(:(

[pantheist]

my ex called me this morning, three days after i broke up with her, crying for me to take her back, but admitted to sleeping with my old best friend on saturday night. wtf?

[bill]

[mr fluffernutter]

my ex called me this morning, three days after i broke up with her, crying for me to take her back, but admitted to sleeping with my old best friend on saturday night. wtf?

weird................

[pantheist]

saturday night as in last night, or last saturday night??

as in last night, as in less than 12 hours before she called me.

[ghostdeini]

haha sounds like an awkward situation my dude

[freecat]

i sometimes look up the adress of people i sent things to or receive from on google map to see how's their house.

[salaryman]

my ex called me this morning, three days after i broke up with her, crying for me to take her back, but admitted to sleeping with my old best friend on saturday night. wtf?

you should have told her the reason you called it off was because you didn't think it was fair that you kept thinking of her best friend every time you had sex.

also that your boy has the clap.